Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Coldplaying

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Tell Me something About Yourself I Don't Wanna Know...

Featured Replies

i have a crush on myself

 

Happy 19k posts. :p

  • 1 month later...
  • Replies 234
  • Views 21k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Author

I saw a drunk naked student running down my street yesterday.

I have watched the whole video for Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus.

 

:embarrassed:

:uhoh: :sick: :sad2:

: ( :cry:

 

... Both my boyfriend and the guy I was dating earlier this year complained about how much sex I wanted... "One cannot sleep at all with you around"

 

-.-'... I like sex, ok?! -.-'...

 

... Both my boyfriend and the guy I was dating earlier this year complained about how much sex I wanted... "One cannot sleep at all with you around"

 

-.-'... I like sex, ok?! -.-'...

[ame]www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIfOjkB17BA[/ame]

I like smelling my own farts.

i still masturbate to an encounter i had in june because i am a lonely pitiable person that now lives in fear of actual emotional contact with people i actually like so instead of actually going out and meeting people i go home and listen to music and blog until i feel like going to bed and then i masturbate and fall asleep

 

:cool: :cool: :cool:

:sad:

 

That sounds like a delightful romcom starring Melissa McCarthy.

i still masturbate to an encounter i had in june because i am a lonely pitiable person that now lives in fear of actual emotional contact with people i actually like so instead of actually going out and meeting people i go home and listen to music and blog until i feel like going to bed and then i masturbate and fall asleep

 

:cool: :cool: :cool:

:hug:

yo you're cool and you will go out whenever you feel comfortable, don't stress over it

 

 

Someone cleaned my room (why?) while I was in school and I came back and I'm really surprised and very grateful yes but now I can't find my vibrator and I don't want to ask my family as one of them cleaned but like... where is it ok :bigcry:

I looked everywhere

 

Can I get a new one in Braddock's prize thread or

 

 

 

Someone cleaned my room (why?) while I was in school and I came back and I'm really surprised and very grateful yes but now I can't find my vibrator and I don't want to ask my family as one of them cleaned but like... where is it ok :bigcry:

I looked everywhere

 

Can I get a new one in Braddock's prize thread or

 

I had to throw away mine before I moved because I did not want anyone in my family seeing it :bigcry: I am sure the same thing would have happened, besides, my older sister likes to go through my stuff too :/

i go home and listen to music and blog until i feel like going to bed and then i masturbate and fall asleep

Wait, isn't this everybody? :confused:

  • Author

My sweetie likes being spanked.:wink3:

(Because this oage wasn't already kinky enough, lol.:P)

  • Author

:lol::lol::lol:

 

That happened to my best friend when her son was about 5...during a family Christmas dinner! He asked her what it was and she told him it was what Daddy used to clean his ears!

 

That kid will be so confused when he gets a girlfriends, lol!:rolleyes:

  • 3 weeks later...

0124000_b.jpg

 

 

he be like ~ none of you niggs have seen the carnage that i've seen

  • 1 month later...

Dang! I wanted to know things I did not want to know!

Anyways..

 

 

i am too

horny

to fall asleep, and this happens often :bomb:

 

It is so worrysome that while I was trying to close this spoiler I wrote

sex, horny, and sleep

before I got it right

 

 

Also, I like to use spoilers. It makes it fun.

I was late this morning. But i dont give a f%ck.

i feel like i've posted in this thread like four times just to announce how frequently i masturbate

i feel like i've posted in this thread like four times just to announce how frequently i masturbate

 

You might want to consider 'no fap'. :dozey:

OK, so 'its never too late to masturbate'.

Create an account or sign in to comment

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.