Texas Rez Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 i have a crush on myself Happy 19k posts. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted October 28, 2013 Author Share Posted October 28, 2013 I saw a drunk naked student running down my street yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcam Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I have watched the whole video for Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus. :embarrassed: :uhoh: :sick: :sad2: : ( :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiOli05 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 ... Both my boyfriend and the guy I was dating earlier this year complained about how much sex I wanted... "One cannot sleep at all with you around" -.-'... I like sex, ok?! -.-'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 ... Both my boyfriend and the guy I was dating earlier this year complained about how much sex I wanted... "One cannot sleep at all with you around" -.-'... I like sex, ok?! -.-'... [ame]www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIfOjkB17BA[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrk Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I like smelling my own farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 i still masturbate to an encounter i had in june because i am a lonely pitiable person that now lives in fear of actual emotional contact with people i actually like so instead of actually going out and meeting people i go home and listen to music and blog until i feel like going to bed and then i masturbate and fall asleep :cool: :cool: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 :sad: That sounds like a delightful romcom starring Melissa McCarthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 i still masturbate to an encounter i had in june because i am a lonely pitiable person that now lives in fear of actual emotional contact with people i actually like so instead of actually going out and meeting people i go home and listen to music and blog until i feel like going to bed and then i masturbate and fall asleep :cool: :cool: :cool: :hug: yo you're cool and you will go out whenever you feel comfortable, don't stress over it Someone cleaned my room (why?) while I was in school and I came back and I'm really surprised and very grateful yes but now I can't find my vibrator and I don't want to ask my family as one of them cleaned but like... where is it ok :bigcry: I looked everywhere Can I get a new one in Braddock's prize thread or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiOli05 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Someone cleaned my room (why?) while I was in school and I came back and I'm really surprised and very grateful yes but now I can't find my vibrator and I don't want to ask my family as one of them cleaned but like... where is it ok :bigcry: I looked everywhere Can I get a new one in Braddock's prize thread or I had to throw away mine before I moved because I did not want anyone in my family seeing it :bigcry: I am sure the same thing would have happened, besides, my older sister likes to go through my stuff too :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 What is it about Diana's and vibrators? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 i go home and listen to music and blog until i feel like going to bed and then i masturbate and fall asleep Wait, isn't this everybody? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 http://www.holisticwisdom.com/bear-storage-case.htm i googled "creative vibrators" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Wait, isn't this everybody? :confused: Exactly. Also, I hate it when I lose my vibrator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 My sweetie likes being spanked.:wink3: (Because this oage wasn't already kinky enough, lol.:P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiOli05 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 http://www.holisticwisdom.com/bear-storage-case.htm i googled "creative vibrators" Then my nephew would have grabbed it and taken it around the house. It would have been dead embarrassing if he would have shouted that the bear was shaking... Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 :lol::lol::lol: That happened to my best friend when her son was about 5...during a family Christmas dinner! He asked her what it was and she told him it was what Daddy used to clean his ears! That kid will be so confused when he gets a girlfriends, lol!:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 http://www.holisticwisdom.com/bear-storage-case.htm i googled "creative vibrators" http://www.babeland.com/i-rub-my-duckie/d/2511 quack quack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 he be like ~ none of you niggs have seen the carnage that i've seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiOli05 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Dang! I wanted to know things I did not want to know! Anyways.. i am too horny to fall asleep, and this happens often :bomb: It is so worrysome that while I was trying to close this spoiler I wrote sex, horny, and sleep before I got it right Also, I like to use spoilers. It makes it fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeetaz Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I was late this morning. But i dont give a f%ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 i feel like i've posted in this thread like four times just to announce how frequently i masturbate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeetaz Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 i feel like i've posted in this thread like four times just to announce how frequently i masturbate You might want to consider 'no fap'. :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 why on earth would i do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeetaz Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 OK, so 'its never too late to masturbate'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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