DiOli05 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 ^ lol I can only imagine her shocked/sad/embarrassed/disgusted face! I have not been with anybody since February 1st... So three months now... And I barely miss sex, so I think I the celibacy made me nonsexual. I went for a run this morning, I missed it a lot, but I could not listen to add it up, by the violent femmes, which has become my running anthem. There is this guy I have known for years, with whom I seldom Skype with. Most of those Skype calls are for cyber sex (which I have not had either, in a long time). The thing is, I only have a Skype account, so I had to add all of my coworkers in it too... [insert insanity wolf meme here] so now I have to make sure all of my conversations are pg-13 I wish that whoever took my dog seriously gets attacked by a rabid animal. In preference, a racoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I like to go for a walk in the evening just to smell the different odours in my neighbourhood. There this one exotic looking tree with huge blossoms that emits a strong and thick sweet, hot and earthy smell, I could roll in it OMG. I need to smell it again as soon as possible °__° 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheresmypenis Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 recently i was caught sleeping.......with...parapa pa ram ...papapaparam.....a boner:i woke up and realised what happened, but went back to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lodova Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Sooo... I actually had another account here previously... Named Coldarija.. (yeah so sexy).. And.. I found the most embarrassing and stupid post I ever wrote: Originally Posted by Coldarija;5447445 For me, Coldplay is God, so I believe in God. :P Okay, it sounded stupidly. I am christian, but I can't believe in God for some reasons. YES I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID PLS FORGIVE ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted August 30, 2014 Author Share Posted August 30, 2014 I love this thread so much, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) . Edited September 8, 2020 by Draco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42Escapist Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I have a strong stomach when it comes to food yet I have a weak stomach when it comes to other things. I puked in my biology class every time we dissected something not because of the smell but because I can't look at an animal's internal organs without becoming nauseous. At the same time they fascinate me though. It's like I can think about them but I cannot look at them. I definitely don't understand it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grids Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 I dont exactly remember this stuff but my mom always tells me many times that I used to punch boys' faces until bleeding at kindergarten. These boys always bullied girls in class, and I was the one who punched them till they cried lol Damn I was so harsh back then.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp3176 Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 LOL this isn't as bad as some of the other ones but while I was reading this thread and I laughed so hard at one of them and I had my drink in hand and I didn't pay attention And I Spilt It All Over Myself!!!! Everything was all wet and it really sucked lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gideon_Mx Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 LOL this isn't as bad as some of the other ones but while I was reading this thread and I laughed so hard at one of them and I had my drink in hand and I didn't pay attention And I Spilt It All Over Myself!!!! Everything was all wet and it really sucked lol. LOL:P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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