is discussed lol :lol:

Dude on the left: OH MY GOD CHRIS MARTIN!!! AIIIIIIIIIII HE IS SOOOOO DREAMY!! AND HE HAS NO IDEA MY HAND IS FONDLING HIS ASS RIGHT NOW! AAIIIIII MAMACITA QUE GUAPO MARTIN WOOOO!!!!

Chris: So errr yeah, the Guy embryo was planted right up here...and then there was a gestestion period of about 5 weeks and he just sort of grew on me then we cut him loose...it's been quite a success really, we've not had much trouble with him since, I highly recommend growing your own band.

:lol: :lol:

Clever

lol is Chris going gray :lol:

:D

Chris,Jonny and Will: GUY THE SHOWS OVER NOW MATE!!!

 

Guy:C..aann`t sttop....ge..tt.ing dizzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

:lol:

making me dizzy as well!!! :lol:

:lol:

*uuuuuhh aaaah it feels so good. yeeaaahh uuuuuuh uuh aaaah ooh Lord i`m coming!!!*

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: shit man Kasia, you're fucking funny! :lol: :lol:

old lady: What these boys have no idea of is that once they eat these they will be placed under my spell' date=' an ancient voodoo hex that will turn them into my own personal fuckpuppets, except for the one in the white- he is looking a little, how you say, homosexual?[/quote']

 

 

omg! ROFL!!!!! :lol: :D :D

 

 

you people are fucking hilarious! these captions are class

:lol: Will is flexible? :lol: chris getting his own private porn show :lol:

lol you crack me up ppl!! keep doing the good job.

chris: 'turn this fucking camera off man. we`ve got serious problems to solve here. can you see what`s written on my palm? it says maketradefair.com it doesn`t say iammarryinggwyneth.com so you can turn it off.'

:lol: :lol:

camera man: "chris where are we?"

chris: "damn we`re lost"

*wipes tear* you're too much :lol: :lol:

elton: 'you`ve got a nice soft butt chris'

chris: 'aarh it`s only my pants. you should try underneath.'

john: 'oooooh how nice'

jonny: 'CHRIIIIIS!! why are you doing this to me?'

will: 'maaaaan, i`m out.

guy (thinking): *i wish i were chris right now*

:lol: :lol:

chris (thinking): *HAHA nobody knows why i`m keeping my hands up like this*

camera man (thinking): *oh God let this photo shoot be over. i can`t stand that smell!*

chris: 'aaarrrgggh back off elton. you can`t play for shit.'

chris (thinking): 'shouldn`t have drunk so much beer. i ....can`t hold...it...anymore'

that armpit and photographer one is SO funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

chris: 'houston? coldplay space ship calling houston can you hear me? i repeat COLDPLAY SPACE SHIP CALLING HOUSTON WE HAVE A DRUNK FAN ONBOARD. I REPEAT: A DRUNK FAN ONBOARD! over"