chris: 'you think you`re funny liam, huh? piss off!'

chris: 'jonny don`t start with me again! you know how it ended last time, right? we don`t want your broken jaw again, right?'

jonny: 'um...chris, it was me who broke your jaw.'

guy: 'come on chelsea!'

will: 'God, they play like shit!'

chris: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

chris: 'oh my...stop it DEXTER i`m getting out of control... gosh if jonny sees it....ahaha stop it!! ............................................ oh man...that was the greatest orgasm i`ve ever had!'

:lol: :lol: :lol:

thanx you for your funny pots!!! :kiss:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

thanx you for your funny pots!!! :kiss:

 

no prob. :D here comes another one.

 

 

chris: 'the ballet classes paid off'

will: 'come on, chris, come down, i promise to never sexually abuse you again.'

chris; 'no, i`m too scared'

guy: 'come on. i`ll catch you! and i promise to give you a cookie.'

jonny: 'and i promise to never sleep with gwyneth again'

kasia!!!!whats wrong with you :dizzy2: LOL...... are you trying to brake a record!!! :P ..nahh...keep on...good work!! :D ... LMAO 24/7

chris: 'i`m practicaly a nun now so all the rumours about me and gwyn getting married or me and jonny being married are total bollox'

kasia!!!!whats wrong with you :dizzy2: LOL...... are you trying to brake a record!!! :P ..nahh...keep on...good work!! :D ... LMAO 24/7

 

:D

chris: '...cause you are all yellow....'

chris: 'NEO, catch me! i won`t make it!'

chris: hey will, did i tell you about the accident i had 5 years ago? i was in the mountains and i got lost and....

will: yeah you told me about it a couple of hundred times!

chris: yeah so i got lost and saw a bear...a big one...and started running and this bear....

will: chris, as you can see I AM READING...

chris: ...so this bear started chasing me until i saw a river and.....

will: chris, i can`t concentrate....

chris: ...so i jumped into the river and started swimming to the other shore and....

wil: does your yapper ever close?

chris: ...and the bear jumped after me and........it couldn`t swim and....

will: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!

chris: i just wanted to tell you that i killed a bear....

Kasia, you're the best, dear... the queen of this thread!!! :D

Hahaha, you are so funny Kasia! :D :kiss: :lol:

kasia, you're gonna win the award for the most funny thread

Yes!

I second that motion. :D

aaaaaaaaw ffank you guys!!! :D

hehe no problem! :kiss: :D

chris: 'mmmm no, you just add a little bit of salt then mix it with bananas, french fries, chicken wings and marijuana and you have a delicious apple pie. gwynnie tought me that!!!'

'oh please God, help me sing like a man this time.'

:lol: :lol:

See, your so funny!!

jonny: 'isn`t it liam gallagher? liam gallegher himself.....with his quirky blond squirrel...pathetic!'

:lol: :lol:

See, your so funny!!

 

i`m tryin` :D

chris: 'i am shortsighted what can i say?'