chris: 'this is westlife`s new CD. highly recommended!!'

tim: 'indeed, i so luff it i`m gonna kiss it. see?'

'oh my God, i left the water boiling in my house!'

chris thinking: *move my hips left and right...god i`m so sexy!*

'yes!! this is true what many of you have heard. jonny and i are expecting our 1st child.'

'ooh ooh ooh umca umca umca ooh ooh ooh feel the beat.'

chris: look! i can write my own name without looking!!'

' ......shoot an apple of my.......... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i dunno what`s this motherfucker doing up there but he`s holding a bazuka and looks like bin laden. should i continue on singing?'

'uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum 2 plus 2??? 6????'

chris: 'fuck me..who passed this gas???!!?'

noel: 'it wasn`t me.'

chris: 'oh thank God someone came to rescue me. i got lost in the forest and then the sun came down and i`ve been wandering here for like what 5 hours?!'

camera man: 'sir, the sun came down 20 minutes ago'

chris: 'does it mean you won`t rescue me?'

'GERONIMOOOOOOO'

lol :lol: ...these r class :D

she`s insane :D :P

:P :lol: And hilarious!

 

Chris: My Jon boy tells me you've been hitting on him all night. Is this true knobhead?

Jon:Smack the silly bastard darling

Random Guy 1: .......please don't tell anyone...I have a wife.....

Random Guy 2 (with the blue strappy thing) hmm Chris has a nice bust.....I'd like to get my hands on those babies

 

:confused:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ROTFL!!!

Chris: I know I'm cool wearing this woollen jumper made by my grandma

Jonny: Eeeeecs, a spider!!

Guy: I need to take this jacket off, I'm sweating...

Will: My mission is just look at the camera as if I was a robot...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

muahahaha

pic 1- chris: 'you know i`d luff to kiss your neck and get as close as......'

pic 2- chris: '......stupid paparazzi.....'

gwyneth: 'um yeah they do get close sometimes, indeed but......'

pic 3: chris: '.... fuck off asshole! fucking idiot!...'

gwyneth: '...chris, i can`t believe you said this to me!! we`re thru!!!' *hangs up*

chris: 'turn this shit off or you`ll end up like this guy`s car in australia.'

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Oh I remember that thing with that guy here in Aus ...stupid paparazzi.

jonny: 'guys do you think the same as i do?'

will: 'absolutely, entirely and definetly.'

chris: 'yeah it does look like an alien. what do you think we should do with it?'

guy: 'i`m hungry and it looks yummy'

jonny: 'i think you misunderstood me. i was talkin about climbing the roof.'