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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Oh I remember that thing with that guy here in Aus ...stupid paparazzi.

 

gosh and i just remembered youre from aussie! i so envy you!!! :P :D

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^^^

That last pic was funny! (as usual :D )

 

Ahh why would you envy me! I hate living here..

guy: 'see? this is what i wanted to show you. incredible isn` it?'

jonny: 'oh God yeah definetly. i think it cosists of Unununium, Ununnilium, Ununbium, Ununquadium, Ununhexium, Ununoctium, Chrome, Niobe, Coal, Hel and a bit of marijuana. it also has a very deep philosophical meaning to its constructors'

will: 'oh man i`m already scared of it!'

chris: 'let me see!! let me see!! i wanna see it!!!'

^^^

That last pic was funny! (as usual :D )

 

Ahh why would you envy me! I hate living here..

 

thx :D

 

aaaw man how can one hate living in australia? :o :stunned:

chris: 'noel man, your fart almost killed me. but it`s ok now. it all gone with the wind'

noel: 'i don`t know what you`re talkin about man.'

chris: 'you didn`t fart?'

noel: 'no man'

chris: 'strange..... it was only me and you onstage. maybe it was.... ok forget about it.'

Haha easily, it's always sunny and hot! We have christmas in summer :angry: Tis sooo annoying hehe

So by your flag i'm guessing you live in Poland? Hmm how's it like over there at the moment?

 

BTW-another hilarious pic! :lol: :lol:

chris singing in his mind: *i will always be waiting for you.....yeah in this position most definetly.*

Haha easily, it's always sunny and hot! We have christmas in summer :angry: Tis sooo annoying hehe

So by your flag i'm guessing you live in Poland? Hmm how's it like over there at the moment?

 

at this very moment it is warm. and it`s 12.37 pm and i woke up 3 hours ago and just drank coffee cuz otherwise i`d be shitty all day :P the weather`s been bootiful for the last couple of days. no clouds. just bloo skies. i live in a city called gliwice, it`s in the south and it`s a nice city. it`s actually the capital of the world :D

Aw, that's the same here actually. Really sunny with no clouds. The beaches have been looking really pweety, pity i'm scared of the ocean. :/

Is it really the capital of the world? Wow i never knew that!

I wanna visit Poland sometime!

Aw, that's the same here actually. Really sunny with no clouds. The beaches have been looking really pweety, pity i'm scared of the ocean. :/

Is it really the capital of the world? Wow i never knew that!

I wanna visit Poland sometime!

 

why youscared of the ocean? is it becuz of sharks and such shits?

 

now that i have enlightened you once again i am trully your personal god (or goddess) :P j/k

 

yeah you visit me and i visit you! :D it would be great cuz i`d be in a city where flea was born and you`d be in the capital of the world! innit like whoa!?

chris: 'now i`m gonna show you my fav yoga position. it is really good for your spine. you should try this at home'

:lol: :lol:

I actually don't know why I'm scared of the ocean..always have been. And i refuse to go on ships and such..which sucks majorly but what can I do?

 

Hehe Yes you have enlightened me once again!! You truely are my personal goddess! :D :P

 

And it is like whoa! :lol:

guy: 'what the hell is he singing? sounds familiar tho.'

will: 'i`ve no idea. he gave me this guitar and made me play it. i don`t even know how.'

chris: 'Mmm bop, ba du ba dop Ba du ba dop, Du be du ba du be dop Du

be dop, ah, doo. Yeah, Mmm bop, ba du ba dop Ba du ba dop, Du be du ba du be dop Du be dop, ah, doo. Yeah..'

:lol: :lol:

I actually don't know why I'm scared of the ocean..always have been. And i refuse to go on ships and such..which sucks majorly but what can I do?

 

Hehe Yes you have enlightened me once again!! You truely are my personal goddess! :D :P

 

And it is like whoa! :lol:

 

:D

chris: 'wtf? the song`s called yellow!! so the lights should be yellow. yeeeelllooooowwwww not greeeeeen helllloooo.'

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Chris: My Jon boy tells me you've been hitting on him all night. Is this true knobhead?

Jon:Smack the silly bastard darling

Random Guy 1: .......please don't tell anyone...I have a wife.....

Random Guy 2 (with the blue strappy thing) hmm Chris has a nice bust.....I'd like to get my hands on those babies

 

:confused:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG i cant stop :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shifty: *looks around* ...hmm..kasia isnt around so ill jus post one pic...hehe :cool:

 

 

chris:...hmmm...shit...Guy has really been working out lately....hope he isnt tryin to do some moves on my gwynie ´.... fuck is he flirtin with that dude :stunned:

guy:...oh...cmon :blush: ..its jus a bass...you better look at my muscles buddy :wink3: .......but promise to stop starin at me during our gig....ok..you can have me later...grrrr

dude flirtin with guy:...arghhh...you are jus.... :sneaky: .....

will:....jonny...fuck..where the hell are you..Guy is doin it again...you better hurry up...otherwise these guys will start makin out in front of the crowd

 

 

 

bahh...kasia where are you...this was jus so poor...haha :P

:stunned: :cool:

i wanted to post huge pic..but i cant..how do u do that?? :huh:

i wanted to post huge pic..but i cant..how do u do that?? :huh:

 

i don`t post huge pix. if a pic is huge then i send it to PAINT and try to make it smaller by changing the size of it. it`s easy.

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guy: look Jonny about me trying to kiss you earlier.I didn't mean it, I can't help finding you irresistable..

jon: Guy just fuck off, I love Chris. Find someone else's ass to grab

will:I'm moving my left foot, I'm moving my right foot, I'm moving my left foot, I'm moving......

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