8. Ian vs. Nettie

 

This should have been higher probably.

The battle of the century! Two most popular and beloved coldplayers against each other!! Jesus!

To be honest, i don't know too much about this issue, so i won't go deeper.

 

This is the only clue I could find.

http://www.coldplaying.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=2184

 

Ian usually gets angry only once or twice (in a good year for Man Utd) a year.

 

Consequence: Ian pwns and bans people (e.g. Albie, Nettie, trolls)

 

Lesson: Don't mess up with the site admin!

 

el fin

^..:lol:

god! i loove this thread.............wow!! :lol:

link dosnt work. you have to remove the space between the m and the y

I think you mean http:///home/?p=2740 Nik ;)

 

you can't type: :P

 

that word is banned :O

wasnt me :P

wasnt me :P

 

yeah i know :P

 

ok, the rest (no. 6 and 7) is coming today evening ;)

looking pretty cool so far!!!

 

In defence of Big Brother, it worked really well on paper, but when it came to putting it together on the board it went a bit pear-shaped. The idea hasn't been completely shelved. BB needs to be multi-personality so he has 24 hour control of the house. If BB ever gets round to working out how to do it properly, CPBB may yet return with a vengenance.

great countdown Nik.. congrats :wink:

Oh man that thread about Chris015 is hilarious where he is mentioned in the army of coldplay fans haha.

this is one of the best threads for a long time lol very nice nik, very nice!

thanks for the good feedback :)

 

i'm back from school and have finished writing "the story" for #7, so we can continue soon ;)

Paul Hunter and Ferenc Puskas dead isnt in the rip category btw Nik nezted a Ferenc Puskas temetéset? egész Pestet majdnem gyalogoltak a testevel

LOL Nik I'm liking this thread :nice:

7. Reilly visits the Coldplay section

 

First of all, why it happened?

 

That's why: this and this and this and this and.......ahhh ENOUGH!

 

Ian like many other members got sick of that (threads above). He asked Reilly to "help" him. Reilly obviously did!

 

If Reilly expresses opinions about Coldplay, that's never good for Coldplay fans.

It's probably even worse for them, when Miceal speaks directly to the certain Coldplay fans. No worries, it doesn't happen too often. But when it happens, it's always memorable.

 

Some people tried to make a parody of Reilly, but they quickly got laughed out loud (very loud) for their poor copy quality.

 

2 days later, Coldplay fans got really really angry so they struck back... ehmmm in their own way...

 

Was funny

GREAT JOB NIK!:thumbsup:

 

seriously....I really enjoyed going through it.....I love these pieces of sarcasm.....ahhh

good job nik, i really like your countdown!

 

it also makes me realise how much i actually missed this year and i thought i had spent pretty much time here...

ahh so many memories :laugh4: cool thread

Love the countdown as well - though that page on Nettie's website was new to me and.. incredibly shocking, to be honest.. Gosh.. never knew it was WAR between them!

6. Political views

 

Let me introduce the 2 most important "politicians" of coldplaying.com:

 

George "double u" Bush and Michael "M&M's" Moore

 

Here's an example of their debates:

 

: George, 9/11 was an inside job. Here are my proofs. You can't deny them and people will know the truth very soon.

: Hahaha Mikey, you keep on trying, dont ya? You've been fucking with me since I won those goddamn elections. You can't prove anything, no-one believes in your conspiracies shit!

: Jesus Christus, have you even seen my movie, heh? My points are brilliant. Too bad, I didn't get any Oscar nominations.

: That's bullshit M&M's! I use science, you use conspiracy. I win, you are a moron.

: Oh...

 

But seriously, discussing politics on coldplaying has become dangerous!!!

 

- Conspiracy that the US Secret Services watch coldplaying and they can even ban certain IPs :o :o :o

- Having lunch and browsing coldplaying at the same time has become impossible, you could easily get linked to one of these sites (YOU BETTER DON'T CLICK IT) :sick:

- You never know who real terrorists are!!! Following this logic they might even reply to your posts on coldplaying.com :rolleyes:

All of this is cool, but I don't know who is Reilly and who is Ian? Can anyone tell me please?

All of this is cool' date=' but I don't know who is Reilly and who is Ian? Can anyone tell me please?[/quote']

 

well, Ian is ONLY the owner of this board!!!! :D

 

great job Nik!!! ;) can't wait until the top 5!!!

:lol: hilarious stuff, your presentation keeps us all entertained and eager for the next installment lol, keep it going!

Best thread of the year! Two weeks shy of the new year... good stuff Nik, can't wait until tomorrow :D ;)

This thread is awesome!!!! Cant wait for the next installment

Good job Nik! :thumbsup: