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Chris and Jonny

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:lol: :lol: that is a great script you got there. :lol: :P

 

thanks :lol:

 

I'm dying to hear what Chris' reply is, when is the next episode? *sits on the edge of her seat*

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:lol: well I'm supposed to be in bed right now but I think I'm gonna sit down and write a full script or something :P :roll: at least it'll officially end my writer's block :lol:

:lol: well I'm supposed to be in bed right now but I think I'm gonna sit down and write a full script or something :P :roll: at least it'll officially end my writer's block :lol:

 

As I said before it's important that you do, for my sanity at least.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm in class, laughing alone in front of the computer... My classmates are looking at me in a weird way...

Ooooooh, guys, you're reeeeeeeeeaaaaaallyyy funnyyyyyyyyyyy...

Thanks for make me sooooo happy here... :roll:

*tries to picture it*

 

Jonny: *steps into Chris' dressing room and leans on the wall, winking* (in a deep voice) like my moustache, Chris?

Chris: *pulls away from Gwyneth and throws her out of the door* Jon, what the hell is that?! *pinches Jonny's moustache*

Jonny: (in high-pitched voice) OUCH! *coughs* (changes to deep voice again) I mean... ouch.

Chris: You're kidding, aren't you Jonny? Where did you get that from?

Jonny: I... I grew a moustache.

Chris: But you shave every day.

Jonny: Well, I stopped shaving this morning. I now have a moustache.

Chris: No kidding, mate... *frowns* it looks out of order.

Jonny: You think that German director will hire me now? For the pizza-delivery-guy?

Chris: I thought you said you don't wanna do porn?

Jonny: He said I could play my guitar in one scene... play some jazz. Jazz!

Chris: Jesus.

Jonny: *coughs* am I sexy enough for you, Mr Martin?

 

:shrug: yeah, I'm bored.

 

 

you should write the rest of that script, sell it, and make millions. I'm telling you, you have a potential blockbuster on your hands! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I know! hehe now seriously, it was 4am in the morning so I sat down and continued it... Will and Guy with guest-appearances and all. You guys will have to wait and see, I'll post the finished results soon :P

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awww that picture is sooo cute :D

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OMG this is soooooooooooo funi! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Gosh u guys r dirrrty! Can u imagine? :lol:

hhahahahaha you guys crack me up.

that script and that picture is brilliant. hahahaha

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OMG this is soooooooooooo funi! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Gosh u guys r dirrrty! Can u imagine? :lol:

 

hehehehe :lol:

Eeeeh, definitely, someone might offer you a GREAT contract to write the scripts for a trilogy or something like that... Where is Spielbeeeeeeeerg???

God! That script is soooooo funny!!! :D :D :D :D

I can picture it!

If they got married they would be called: Chris Berryman or Jonny Martin

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, Chris Berryman sounds reaaaaaaally good...

What about Noni Berryman? No, no, definitely, Berryman is for Chris... :D

Man, I'm blushing :oops: lol I'm too lazy to finish what I have right now, hopefully I'll have it done tomorrow. :P

Take your time, maya... so many imagination makes you feel tired ;)

(Maya, next winner of Pullitzer prize, sure!!)

:lol: I doubt it, but I'm still waiting for Mr Spielberg to call ;)

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OMG this is soooooooooooo funi! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Gosh u guys r dirrrty! Can u imagine? :lol:

 

what's there i don't see anything. :-o

I meant Chris Buckland but Chris Berryman sounds great!!

They should make a comedy programe about Jonny and Chris

That would be worth watching!!!

:lol: I doubt it' date=' but I'm still waiting for Mr Spielberg to call ;)[/quote']

 

I think I have his number... I'll call him and speak well about you and your scripts... We could do a film, and I wanna be the producer, yeaaaaaaaah!!

:D

Deal! :D You can be the producer, as long as I get to sleep with the stars. :P

Oooh the suspense is killing me - when are we going to see this masterpiece?? :sad: :D

lol soon, no worries ;) just havin' a bit of a writer's block, that's all :| :shrug:

Mmmm, clever girl, but I have to tell you that only the producers have this privilege... but, well, you deserve it so, we can try it...

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