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Chris and Jonny

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    https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQbc2Bho0Ry/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link   Chris and Jonny just today finished up a short 15minute session in the studio. It just hit me... think they opene

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lol soon' date=' no worries ;) just havin' a bit of a writer's block, that's all :| :shrug:[/quote']

 

Well I can understand that, nothing but the best for Chris and Jonny - you know the demand for this is like the demand for the new Harry Potter book :o *hopes the pressure doesn't become too much for Kettercat :? *

:lol: soon the success will affect me and I'll become a right snob and hang out with Guy or something :roll: :P

:lol: soon the success will affect me and I'll become a right snob and hang out with Guy or something :roll: :P

 

Haha - I'm telling you now though, if you blow smoke in my face there'll be trouble :-x ;)

:lol: I don't smoke so I guess it's sorted ;)

 

Indeed, but you don't know what fame will do to you, before you know it you'll be dating George Cloony, telling fans (like me ;) ) to go away and will be involved in a feud with J.K Rowling (she said you looked like a knob-head science teacher :o)

awww a couple more pics for inspiration for maybe a new script!!

:lol: I don't smoke so I guess it's sorted ;)

 

Indeed, but you don't know what fame will do to you, before you know it you'll be dating George Cloony, telling fans (like me ;) ) to go away and will be involved in a feud with J.K Rowling (she said you looked like a knob-head science teacher :o)

 

That bitch! :o I'm gonna tell my baby George to kick her ass, once I finish this cigarette, of course.

ROFL !!!! the funny thing is too that jon is funnier that chris in this sequense :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

but hey, why does he has to be european?! i bet it's cos they have more class :P :lol:

:lol: I don't smoke so I guess it's sorted ;)

 

Indeed, but you don't know what fame will do to you, before you know it you'll be dating George Cloony, telling fans (like me ;) ) to go away and will be involved in a feud with J.K Rowling (she said you looked like a knob-head science teacher :o)

 

That bitch! :o I'm gonna tell my baby George to kick her ass, once I finish this cigarette, of course.

 

Or you could incorporate an insult into your book (something about shaving b/w her eyes maybe?! ;) :D )

Sounds good. Wow, you're coming up with such great ideas, wanna be my manager? ;)

I'll write something about her in my Chris and Jonny script!

Definatly!!!!

:D

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Sounds good. Wow, you're coming up with such great ideas, wanna be my manager? ;)

I'll write something about her in my Chris and Jonny script!

 

:o You mean I could be involved in the great Chris and Jonny masterpiece - WOW!! I want 10% and a single lock of Jonny's hair!! ;)

How about... 2% and Jonny's moustache? You can keep it!

My God, this story bloody rules :o thanks for the link, I should be in bed right now (early morning, long day) butttttt the story's too good! :?

How about... 2% and Jonny's moustache? You can keep it!

 

Jonny's moustache?? Who the fook would want THAT?! lol

:lol: :lol:

yeah who wants Jonny's moustache?

ANYONE, just PLEASE take it away from him!!! I'll even pay! :lol:

Hahaha, I could save money and pay it for this too!!!

Please, Jonny, take notice of our feminine advices, pleeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeee :D

ANYONE' date=' just PLEASE take it away from him!!! I'll even pay! :lol:[/quote']

 

Tell you what, we know he's gonna be in Scotland on Sunday (T in the park), so we''l find the hotel and as you lure him into trance with your fantastic storytelling, I'll quickly whip out a razor and shave it off, then we RUN RUN RUN!!!

Good idea!! Girls, you have to prepare the plan and the details. Let's start the 'Jonny Without Mustache Operation'. Comeeee ooon!!! :lol: :D

:lol: sounds like a perfect plan to me.

Just one question... before we get to Jonny, can we try and get our hands on Chris before anyone notices? I... I'd like him as a souvenir :P

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