I wish I could help you but i'm kind of having the same crisis. This.... this thread has done something to me. It has altered my thinking. Flirting with people all over the world just makes me....

dont blame it on this thread ! :sneaky:

This is natural...your pervy mind is taking over:wink3:

 

Just relax until the total transformation is complete:sneaky:

 

 

 

 

Now....I'm not sure rape is the proper punishment for Zaza but torture? Definitely:sneaky:

Emma Watson was in my dream last night. Can I join the Perv Unit?

I.... *starts breathing heavy* I feel... so... pah.... perved. *looks at hands* I feel... so alive. so... so good. so horny so PERVERTED!

 

 

 

Emma Watson was in my dream last night. Can I join the Perv Unit?

 

 

Uhhhh...the Perv Unit will have to confer and get back to you on that one:\

Pretty, pretty please with sugar on top.

Pretty, pretty please with sugar on top.

 

 

Now, begging we like...

 

 

so.....

 

 

 

 

YOU'RE IN!

 

 

Welcome to the Perv Unit! Enjoy your stay:wink3::wink3:

ooo who wants to see my picture!

 

 

 

this is the best one i could come up with

 

damn it damn it I was waiting to use the pretty please expresion when the time was right

 

..but I was gonna say "with cherries on top"

 

Welcome to the unit Fixed ....I hope these pervs don't scare you too much at first :P

Thanks girls and fellas.

 

Perv Power :D That sounds so wrong, hehe.

 

Ohh is that you HotPlay007! You're cute :P

^ why thank you!:dozey:

ooo who wants to see my picture!

 

 

 

this is the best one i could come up with

beautiful! omg Hotplay ..the perviness is taking over your pics too ....I can see that pervy glare :sneaky:

 

we should start searching for help :laugh3:

I meant to say 'hot' as well as 'cute' but didn't wanna go over the top or be seen as kissing too much arse (which in this case aint such a bad thing!) :P

 

Is that pervy enough for you ;)

 

I should go to bed before I say something that may cause this forum to virtually explode!

Oh trust me .... if the things melanie and thalia say have not made this forum explode ..............NOTHING WILL!!!

In that case Aleja, you're next ;)

 

Stop it, stop it stop it, naughty boy. Right, I'm definitely off to bed now. "Get thee to a nunnery" - that's Shakespeare that - I is well cultured and well-read and not naughty at all. Honest. Is Shakespeare a turn on? Quoting him I mean, not Willy Shaker himself, unless you like his type of course.

 

Right then - which one of you fancies a hufflepuff up the ol' dumbledore ;)

beautiful! omg Hotplay ..the perviness is taking over your pics too ....I can see that pervy glare :sneaky:

 

we should start searching for help :laugh3:

 

HAHAHA! I agree. It started early where this thread wasn't even thought of yet.

 

It was embedded deep within me. slowly starting to show.

Hahah the Coldplay-pervness spreads! We're taking over the world!!:laugh3::lol:

 

 

I have to tell something reeaaaallly embarrassing. I even blush when I'm thinking of it :embarassed:

 

Okay it was at school. My friends and me had this totally boring german lesson, where we all sit at the back of the classroom. I was lost in Coldplay thoughts, when my friend suddenly said:

"Yo, Thalia, did ya know that Chris has a new boyfriend?"

I was like :o BOYFRIEND!?

 

Me:"WHAT! WHO?"

She:"Chris! I think the boyfriend's name is Jon or so, dunno exactly"

Me: *breathes heavily*

She:"Uuuuh everything's okay?"

Me:" Holy shit! Is it official!?"

She:"Uhhm well, some other people know that too"

Me:"Gawd woot! I bet it's already is on the internet, WOOHOO! Have to read about that!!"

She:" EEhh moment please. Why should it be on the net? It's nothing special! She just met this random body somewhere..."

Me:"Wait, SHE?!"

She:"Yeah, SHE! Christine!"

Me: *facepalm*

 

 

After she found out, that I mean CHRIS and JONNY, she laughed her ass off :confused:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: OMG Thalia I cant stop laughing !!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

I'm literally rolling on the floor !! :laugh3:

That's just hilarious Thalia!!! :laugh4:

The pervness is taking over our minds not only inside the forum, but also in the outside world!!!!!!!

 

Pervs, we should go on a world conquering tour... that coicidentally goes to all places Coldplay is also touring. We could conquer the world together... simultaneously. (for some reason the word simultaneous always brings a pervy thought to my mind... :wink3: )

aHaHAhAHAHAHaHaHAHAHAHAHhaHAAhahaHAhHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: omg Thalia

 

I bet you were SOO happy when she was saying that

 

 

 

We could conquer the world together... simultaneously. (for some reason the word simultaneous always brings a pervy thought to my mind... )

:laugh3: same here

In that case Aleja, you're next

 

Stop it, stop it stop it, naughty boy. Right, I'm definitely off to bed now. "Get thee to a nunnery" - that's Shakespeare that - I is well cultured and well-read and not naughty at all. Honest. Is Shakespeare a turn on? Quoting him I mean, not Willy Shaker himself, unless you like his type of course.

 

Right then - which one of you fancies a hufflepuff up the ol' dumbledore

what? :stunned:

I wouldn't mind putting my wand in hermione.

 

:stunned:

 

oh wait....

 

that's too straight forward isn't it.

 

:sneaky: :stunned: :lol:

I wouldn't mind putting my wand in hermione.

 

:stunned:

 

oh wait....

 

that's too straight forward isn't it.

 

:sneaky: :stunned: :lol:

 

my oh my. :stunned:

 

yeah well... I have similar feelings for Mr Potter. Well, it would be his wand in... you know what i mean!!!!!! :laugh4:

Hehe nice one, she can set fire to me any day can Miss Granger.