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The Perv Unit

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let me get those pitchforks !!

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he should run ...fast ....the last thing you wanna deal with is a mob of angry pervs :sneaky:

the same mob who should get ready to hunt Coldplay down as the tour will start very soon ! :sneaky:

where are the rest of the pervs???

 

 

my guess is they're probably perverting innocent members in other threads :lol:

probably ! or too busy having a life :dozey:

we spend way too much time here ..

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probably ! or too busy having a life :dozey:

we spend way too much time here ..

 

I'm here now...had to get my torch and pitchfork ready!:sneaky:

let's get him down ! :sneaky:

Trouble1.jpg

 

Mwahahahhuhuhhuuhhuh look where Jonny's hands are, that PERV! :lol::wink3:

Uuuuuh isn't that Melanie's avatar you're using?

that avi is just the perviest!!!!

So how are you all lovely pervs today??

i'm ok. kind of tired though b/c I just got back from my little brother's graduation of Kindergarten and going out to eat. So, what's the perv update?

kindergarden graduation.

that's so NOT pervy style!!!

:laugh4:

LOL Shut up! They had some GOOOOD chocolate cake. I've never tasted such good cake before in my life. Mmmmm, well, what do you want me to say? ooo all the little kids look so... so pervish. so.... so sexy. it makes me wanna....

 

 

i mean... ew. gross!

hahahahahaha.

ok... let's work with the chocolate cake then...

 

hummm... chocolate cake... releases endorphines... so does sex... hmmmm....

 

haha, ok, thats's the best i could do. :anxious:

hahaha

 

 

no doubt.. u're really twisted

EEEEDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT ..........ugh

Oh how nice of you to join us ...now..just lie there while we rape you to death for stealing mel's avi :censored:

 

:stunned:

that's... ermmm... violent.

:stunned:

that's... ermmm... violent.

 

For some reason its kinda a turn on:shocked2::stunned::thinking::thinking::shocked2:

huhh... I dont wanna do that :uhoh:

 

well, not if Jonny's not involved ! :sneaky:

For some reason its kinda a turn on:shocked2::stunned::thinking::thinking::shocked2:

 

i think it's wrong if i agree with that.

 

 

 

mmm chocolate cake. Man this thread turns me on now. It went from Jonny and Chris thread to a regular turn-me-on thread

For some reason its kinda a turn on

so..... how old are you again?:wink3:

so..... how old are you again?:wink3:

 

However old you want me to be baby:sneaky:

OH MY GOD you guys :laugh3::laugh3:

I think you're old enough:sneaky:

 

 

 

gawd I'm in serious need of that perv mind bleach ...these thoughts!!! :bomb:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok I seriously need help ....I NEED to keep the pervy comments in THIS thread ..but I CAN'T!!! it's taking over me!!! aaahhhhh!!!

 

 

 

help :sick:

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