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The Perv Unit

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The problem with having our perviness increasing in a progressive rate is that every thread I go into now, I want to respond with something overly inappropriate. It's just stronger than me... :laugh4:

 

I'm afraid Ian's gonna hunt me down... :anxious:

 

That's true. I can't help but to display the pervertedness in other threads. It's taking hold of me. There for I came up with the saying: Perverting Coldplayers One Thread at a Time

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Perverting Coldplayers One Thread at a Time

 

I think that after the creation of this thread, we are in need of a support group. already!! :laugh4:

 

I'm not sure if the world is ready to understand the wants and needs of us pervs...

The problem with having our perviness increasing in a progressive rate is that every thread I go into now' date=' I want to respond with something overly inappropriate. It's just stronger than me... [/quote']

:laugh3: I thought that was just me

I actually think it's starting to annoy some people hehe

 

 

 

Thalia that conversation is priceless..... I can just picture it :D

I'm actually thinking I'm starting to scare some people!!!!!! :stunned:

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^ Yeah, isn't that great? AHAHAahah :laugh3:

 

No seriously, better being pervy on this forum than in reality and harassing people on the street:

 

Me: HELLO THAR!

random person: Uh, hello?

Me: ISN'T CHRIS HAWT?

random person:...who?

Me: AND GUYJONNYANDWILL LAWL

random person: ...uhhh *looks around*

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHA

random person: :stunned:

 

 

Or something like that, *COUGH* ;)

 

FUCKING EPIC!

Perv game time!

 

We've all done this but its time for us to post them here in the Perv Unit thread.

 

What's your porn name?

 

You get your porn star name by using the first pet you had as the first name and the first street you lived on for your surname.

 

 

So, what's yours??

 

I'll start.

 

Brownie Community :laugh3:

 

:lol: that's fun !

 

I had a turtle when i was young but didnt give her a name as she died really fast.. :embarassed:

so let's just call her 'turtle' ..

 

and my porn name would be : Turtle George :sneaky: :laugh3:

^ Yeah, isn't that great? AHAHAahah :laugh3:

 

No seriously, better being pervy on this forum than in reality and harassing people on the street:

 

Me: HELLO THAR!

random person: Uh, hello?

Me: ISN'T CHRIS HAWT?

random person:...who?

Me: AND GUYJONNYANDWILL LAWL

random person: ...uhhh *looks around*

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHA

random person: :stunned:

 

 

Or something like that, *COUGH* ;)

 

HILARIOUS !! :lol::lol: I can totally see myself in that kind of situation !

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the triumphant return of Chavi! We need your perviness, girl!

 

I think all the pervs will enjoy this one:sneaky: Gotta love a good camera angle:wink3:

I got my porn name!! :D Lil Malibu ...I had to ask mom the name of the street cos there was no way I was gonna remember ...

 

XD that sounds so .....porn!! hehe

 

LIL MALIBU :smug:

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I got my porn name!! :D Lil Malibu ...I had to ask mom the name of the street cos there was no way I was gonna remember ...

 

XD that sounds so .....porn!! hehe

 

LIL MALIBU :smug:

 

 

That is definitely the best one so far:laugh3:

My porn name sounds so weird :laugh3:

 

~ Beauregard Diening

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My porn name sounds so weird :laugh3:

 

~ Beauregard Diening

 

 

I like it!:lol:

My porn name sounds so weird :laugh3:

 

~ Beauregard Diening

 

oo sounds so great! I like it a lot.

It sounds so male xD

 

Well at least I'm good looking, ROFL. (just translate Beauregard)

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It sounds so male xD

 

Well at least I'm good looking, ROFL. (just translate Beauregard)

 

Hey baby!:beatnik:

Ummmmm, because I'm a newbie around here, I figured I would ask this crowd...

 

If I have been changing my desktop wallpaper, cell phone wallpapers, work station wallpaper to pictures of the band and have found myself daydreaming whilst staring at these pictures...does that qualify me for the beginnings of PERV-i-ness?

btw the "Malibu" isn't from LA ...it's some other place in Colombia

 

ugh I've gone everywhere today ...soo tired. I think my perviness is starting to show outside the forum.. as in the outside world ......but it doesn't seem to be annoying these hot men :sneaky:

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Ummmmm, because I'm a newbie around here, I figured I would ask this crowd...

 

If I have been changing my desktop wallpaper, cell phone wallpapers, work station wallpaper to pictures of the band and have found myself daydreaming whilst staring at these pictures...does that qualify me for the beginnings of PERV-i-ness?

 

 

Ahhh..yes the beginnings of OCD (obsessive Coldplay disorder)...you've come to the right place, grasshopper......Welcome;)

Yaay ! Welcome to our crazy world !

 

 

ok this is quite disturbing.. this user Blacksmith also known as Zaza stole your avatar Melanie ! :lol: :confused:

Yes welcome Carolyn ....from this moment on you can only get pervier mwahahahahahaha:laugh3:

and never fear ! the process to become a true and proud perv is very quick ! :cool:

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Yaay ! Welcome to our crazy world !

 

 

ok this is quite disturbing.. this user Blacksmith also known as Zaza stole your avatar Melanie ! :lol: :confused:

 

 

WTF???????? God damn it! Heads are going to roll!:veryangry:

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