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The Perv Unit

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how come the girls in this thread are pervly obsessed with Chris and Jonny and the boys are migrating the perverted subject into Harry Potter??? :thinking:

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Hahah the Coldplay-pervness spreads! We're taking over the world!!:laugh3::lol:

 

 

I have to tell something reeaaaallly embarrassing. I even blush when I'm thinking of it :embarassed:

 

Okay it was at school. My friends and me had this totally boring german lesson, where we all sit at the back of the classroom. I was lost in Coldplay thoughts, when my friend suddenly said:

"Yo, Thalia, did ya know that Chris has a new boyfriend?"

I was like :o BOYFRIEND!?

 

Me:"WHAT! WHO?"

She:"Chris! I think the boyfriend's name is Jon or so, dunno exactly"

Me: *breathes heavily*

She:"Uuuuh everything's okay?"

Me:" Holy shit! Is it official!?"

She:"Uhhm well, some other people know that too"

Me:"Gawd woot! I bet it's already is on the internet, WOOHOO! Have to read about that!!"

She:" EEhh moment please. Why should it be on the net? It's nothing special! She just met this random body somewhere..."

Me:"Wait, SHE?!"

She:"Yeah, SHE! Christine!"

Me: *facepalm*

 

 

After she found out, that I mean CHRIS and JONNY, she laughed her ass off :confused:

 

HAHAHA NOO!!!!! I thought!! I TOTALLY THOUGHT! gah.... that's not fair. Everything we've worked for to accomplish on this thread... then... nothing.

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Oh trust me .... if the things melanie and thalia say have not made this forum explode ..............NOTHING WILL!!!

 

 

Oh lord...if you all could only fathom what we chat about.....our Perv Unit posts pale in comparison....:wink3:

 

Thalia...your story is hilarious..I had a very easy time imagining your reaction!:laugh3::laugh3:

how come the girls in this thread are pervly obsessed with Chris and Jonny and the boys are migrating the perverted subject into Harry Potter??? :thinking:

 

Harry Potter's so unattractive... :dozey:

 

let's go back to our guys ! REAL men :wink3:

Yaay conquering the world sounds GREAT ! make it pervy baby :sneaky:

^ exactly. Harry was attractive to me about 4 years ago... now, eh not so much. I'd prefer Snape.

I'd prefer Snape.

 

errrrm... ok, taste is really something we can't debate.

 

So let's just go back to the basics: Chris + Jonny + naked (well, nothing's more basic than nakedness, right? :rolleyes: ) :wink3:

^LOL not to DOO you silly goose! I just prefer him over Harry in the movies. I love evil guys.

 

OH YEAH Chris and Jonny, I almost forgot. How bout, nothings more basic than them both naked doing each other hard

HELLO PEOPLE! HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS UNLOCKED VIDEO OF WHITE SHADOWS! DUDE C N J ARE TOTALLY LAYING DOWN TOGETHER ON STAGE.

:stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned:

pardon this if I'm late.

 

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In the middle of foreplay last night, I called my boyfriend Chris. His name is Drew.

 

He actually laughed and said that I have spent way too much time Coldplay-ifying my life lately. What a great sport. :D

haHaHaHaHaHAAhaHaHaHaAHAHAHa

Chris..Drew ..what's the difference right?! :P

Ari, the unit is getting pervier each day ! it's even affecting some members' real life :lol:

Ari, the unit is getting pervier each day ! it's even affecting some members' real life :lol:

I know it's changed my life. What am I doing here anyway?:thinking:

Ari, the unit is getting pervier each day ! it's even affecting some members' real life :lol:

really? dunno if it is a good news, if it make them happy... but i have to say that partially this perviness on the board was a 'reason' why i had decided to leave the board for a while... strange taking into account that i am a perv member, but i fear to get really affect by it... some things were confusing for me :uhoh:

 

and who is affected, what had happened?

 

 

*trying to imitate Grease moment/song*

 

TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE.

 

:dance:

i am one of them.... *sigh* I am ashamed.

:surprised: affected? what had happened to you Indya?

 

*sits patiently to listen to her*

 

need a cup of tea to tell me?

 

*prepares a cup of tea and serves it*

 

now calm yourself and tell me.

don't be ashamed.

*sniffle*:shame:

 

Well, Dr. It just sort of... happened. The worst in me... has came out.:evil:

 

It all started when...

 

*goes into life story*

 

... then I came to this thread. I started to think more... pervishly. Now, everytime I go to thread and someone says something... I just think... what's pervish about what they said? then I'll remark with something perverted.

 

I MEAN DOCTOR! One of my favorite smiley combos now are :sneaky::whip:

 

I must do something... help me...

 

just look at my mood. even that's pervy.... my siggy. my location. ME!

:lol: that woman's a lost case !

nobody can help you :sneaky: it's done ! you're a PERV for life !

*sniffle*:shame:

 

Well, Dr. It just sort of... happened. The worst in me... has came out.:evil:

 

It all started when...

 

*goes into life story*

 

... then I came to this thread. I started to think more... pervishly. Now, everytime I go to thread and someone says something... I just think... what's pervish about what they said? then I'll remark with something perverted.

 

I MEAN DOCTOR! One of my favorite smiley combos now are :sneaky::whip:

 

I must do something... help me...

 

just look at my mood. even that's pervy.... my siggy. my location. ME!

 

oh my my dear patient... i don't think is bad.. see summer is close, is normal.

 

i used to use that :sneaky: and :whip: smileys a lot too :wink3: and as you are perv member you are pardoned

 

*makes pervy sign*

 

so what are your perv thoughs? who are them with?

Mr. Laurie, may be?

hey, what's the pervy sign ? :P

mmm... thank you doctor... you've helped me quite so much!

 

My pervy thoughts... heh, yes... yes indeed with Mr. Laurie. I want that man... I find myself caught in a threesome with Laurie and Berryman... I'VE GONE MAD!

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