I shouldn't read this thread :uhoh2:

I shouldn't read this thread :uhoh2:

 

oh yeah you should !! *another conversion in progress*

Oh man... I shouldn't! Next thing you know I have dreams about all this :uhoh:

well, that's one of our aims !

It's true, I have dreams about burgers and sandwiches because of this thread... and NOT the food kind :sneaky:

wait Phil is back is he is wayyyyyy hotttttt. So a make it a straight up half dozen.

well, that's one of our aims !

Now I'm afraid to go to sleep :P

wait Phil is back is he is wayyyyyy hotttttt. So a make it a straight up half dozen.

 

 

hmmmmm...six...now that IS an interesting propostion...so many possibilites there...i'm a little frightened and a LOT excited...

 

and as a wise singer once sang...

 

 

If you never try then you'll never know....

 

 

 

BRING IT!:sneaky:

GOOD MORNING PEOPLE

 

How are you today

Hell yeah ! :wink3: Chris has some goooood stamina ! someone tells me he can last HOURS !

 

:shocked2:

Alright, that's it

 

I'M KIDNAPPING CHRIS FROM THE BAKERY :lol:

GOOD MORNING PEOPLE

 

How are you today

 

Hello! What time is it where you are?:thinking:

Hello! What time is it where you are?:thinking:

 

10:32am, but I have some friends coming over at 12

 

Hey Emma !

hmm interesting :sneaky: tell me more about that dream !!

 

 

 

 

Welll... :sneaky: I was at a Coldplay concert, bit of a strange stage setup. Chris was on the main stage singing of course, but there were two arms leading off from that main stage. Guy and Jonny were on the left arm and Will and I were on the right. I think my sister suddenly appeared or something next to me, and I told her I was going across to see Guy, because Will and Jonny were playing but Guy was kinda just sitting there. She said okay and moved closer towards Chris (:veryangry2:) so I went over to see Guy.

 

Sooo... we were talking a bit, he started to be annoying just to get a reaction. Erm... you know that thing... where in the Simpsons Movie, Homer sorta snorgles (I'm not sure if that's the right bloody word either :laugh3:) the pig's belly? HE DID THAT TO ME. I was like.... "what.... :stunned:... :confused:... :stunned::confused:???" He just smirked at my reaction D<

 

Then, all of a freakin' sudden as Chris starts singing Shiver, he pulls me in towards me and whispers in my ear "don't say a word" (he meant to anyone else, bit hard considering there was a CROWD BELOW :stunned:). Thennnn he started whispering dirty things in my ear :wideeyed: aaannnnd managed to get my lower clothing off and slid inside me :wink3: oh God, he was moaning in my ear and EVERYTHING :wink3: but then...

 

MY ALARM WOKE ME UP. AJAHUIAT349T78Q08LIEHLIT. WHAT THE HELL. SO UNFAIR!! I reckon he would of had the best one of his life had it went on, BUT THAT STUPID ASS ALARM. UGH. :veryangry2::veryangry2: Took me five seconds to realise I wasn't being granted the awesome priviledge of fucking Guy Berryman, but then I started swearing my ass off. UGH. :veryangry:

 

Oh snap! I would've thrown my alarm clock out the window for that. That is what I call AN AWESOME DREAM! That is the dream of all dreams. That is the kind of dream that Perverts like me DREAM ABOUT DREAMING! You lucky little.... :wink3: Guy? man.... MAN!!!! THE MEN OF ALL MEN! (for looks anyway)

10:32am, but I have some friends coming over at 12

 

 

 

 

 

 

Welll... :sneaky: I was at a Coldplay concert, bit of a strange stage setup. Chris was on the main stage singing of course, but there were two arms leading off from that main stage. Guy and Jonny were on the left arm and Will and I were on the right. I think my sister suddenly appeared or something next to me, and I told her I was going across to see Guy, because Will and Jonny were playing but Guy was kinda just sitting there. She said okay and moved closer towards Chris (:veryangry2:) so I went over to see Guy.

 

Sooo... we were talking a bit, he started to be annoying just to get a reaction. Erm... you know that thing... where in the Simpsons Movie, Homer sorta snorgles (I'm not sure if that's the right bloody word either :laugh3:) the pig's belly? HE DID THAT TO ME. I was like.... "what.... :stunned:... :confused:... :stunned::confused:???" He just smirked at my reaction D<

 

Then, all of a freakin' sudden as Chris starts singing Shiver, he pulls me in towards me and whispers in my ear "don't say a word" (he meant to anyone else, bit hard considering there was a CROWD BELOW :stunned:). Thennnn he started whispering dirty things in my ear :wideeyed: aaannnnd managed to get my lower clothing off and slid inside me :wink3: oh God, he was moaning in my ear and EVERYTHING :wink3: but then...

 

MY ALARM WOKE ME UP. AJAHUIAT349T78Q08LIEHLIT. WHAT THE HELL. SO UNFAIR!! I reckon he would of had the best one of his life had it went on, BUT THAT STUPID ASS ALARM. UGH. :veryangry2::veryangry2: Took me five seconds to realise I wasn't being granted the awesome priviledge of fucking Guy Berryman, but then I started swearing my ass off. UGH. :veryangry:

 

 

:shocked2: PERV POST OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Awesome....my dream about Chris was like that...wake up in a panic thinking that HOLY SHIT I WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING HIM!!! Epic disappointment when reality sinks in....great dream anyway!!!:wink3:

Imagine if it were real :wink3: huhuhu

Imagine if it were real :wink3: huhuhu

 

Oh I do..uhuhuuhuhuhuhhuuhuhuh

 

 

GAH!:laugh3:

Gabriella Cilmi is soo freakin' sexy and she's only 16. I feel so dirty.

then you're in the right place;)

She was in my dream last week and I didn't do anything that might be considered a wee bit naughty. I'm so disappointed with myself.

sounds like you need to visit this thread more often..it'll cure what ails you:wink3:

Hehe, you name it and I'll do it.

RAWR!! Where have you been all my life?:wink3:

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I need a new perv-o-meter for all that madness here... I'm off for one day and about 8 new pages appeared with full of pervness:stunned:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love it :lol:

MUWAHAHAHAHAAHAH! Thalia, besides a new meter we also need some new pervy pics.....

 

please?

 

i'm begging:sneaky: