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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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  • butterfliesinjapan
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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

When you can't stop picking up your guitar and playing GPASUYF because you're so excited to finally know it!

When you go to 5 below and hurts like heaven comes on and your heart just stops in excitment and your friend nudges you and smiles but you already knew it. Then you just start singing,dancing,air-drumming and air-guitar playing Jonny's solo and everyone looks at you :D.

 

When you start thinking about Coldplay on the same day, then Clocks comes on in the car and you just think 'are they following me or what?' then your friend nudges you again but you already know. Once again, you zone out and can't hear anyone because your too busy singing. Then while your singing you check the time and notice 7:42pm and just like that.. Coldception!

It's like the time I woke up in the middle of the night and it was 1:36 and then I woke up again and it was 4:20. Not kidding that actually happened

When you constantly think of when you first got into Coldplay and how beautiful it was when you first discovered them

 

 

When you are watching the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame and when they are showing all the musicans that past away, it shows Adam yaunch and then they play the Coldplay tribute to them and you want to die inside

When after a long time you listen to your very first favourite song ever...

And notice it's 3.42 minutes long.

When you start singing along/dancing to Charlie Brown in the lobby of Great Wolf Lodge and your friends are just like, "Jules ... calm down."

When you're at a bar and you pay to hear all if X&Y on the jukebox even though you have it at home.

 

It was SO worth it!

...when the following conversation with a british customer happens at the gas station (in Cologne, Germany) You work at:

 

Me: Where in the UK are You from?

 

Customer (while paying for coffee to go): From London.

 

Me: Which part of London?

 

Customer: Northern London... blahblah... Why do You ask?

 

Me: I love London, I go to London once a year!

 

Customer: What do You do there?

 

Me: The main reason is to see Coldplay there!

 

Customer: Really? Our company works with Coldplay!

 

Me (getting curious): really? What is it about?

 

Customer (introduces his co-workers to me): we are working for Synthax Audio. We supported them on the last tour with our equipment... blah...

 

...and we had an interview with one of Coldplays roadies a while ago... (now asking his co-workers) What was his name again?

 

Me (grinning): Miller! I saw the video of that interview!

 

Customer (staring at me with a quite confused facial expression): Yeah, that was his name!

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOQPKn7Vzv4]Coldplay - RME Fireface UFX, Fireface 800 & Babyface - Synthax UK - YouTube[/ame]

 

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When your friend talks about how she loves sheeps and Jonny imediently comes to mind and you start smiling :jonny:

When you receive emails from different sites asking you to vote or check things on them, & you don't remember registering at all but think you must have when voting for the band to win some award..

 

When you try to get over this addiction & you fail. :disappointed:

When you stand up, get a little dizzy, automatically think of AROBTTH, actually say it out loud and have your girlfriend get confused because she dosent get it.

When you're at a bar and you pay to hear all if X&Y on the jukebox even though you have it at home.

 

It was SO worth it!

 

I did the same last summer, but they only had ETIAW, which was actually playing when I entered the ice cream parlour (!)... So, before leaving, I played it again.

 

...when the following conversation with a british customer happens at the gas station (in Cologne, Germany) You work at:

 

Me: Where in the UK are You from?

 

Customer (while paying for coffee to go): From London.

 

Me: Which part of London?

 

Customer: Northern London... blahblah... Why do You ask?

 

Me: I love London, I go to London once a year!

 

Customer: What do You do there?

 

Me: The main reason is to see Coldplay there!

 

Customer: Really? Our company works with Coldplay!

 

Me (getting curious): really? What is it about?

 

Customer (introduces his co-workers to me): we are working for Synthax Audio. We supported them on the last tour with our equipment... blah...

 

...and we had an interview with one of Coldplays roadies a while ago... (now asking his co-workers) What was his name again?

 

Me (grinning): Miller! I saw the video of that interview!

 

Customer (staring at me with a quite confused facial expression): Yeah, that was his name!

 

 

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Hahahaha awesome :lol:

 

 

When you notice a girl you know is listening to so many Coldplay songs on Spotify and you just think: "No, you CAN'T! I've never told you you could do that!" and feel very jealous. :tongue:

When you have to be away overnight and you throw your xyloband in your bag so you'll have a bit of Coldplay with you.

When you have to be away overnight and you throw your xyloband in your bag so you'll have a bit of Coldplay with you.

 

When you have one permanently in your handbag.. you know just in case...of uh...a Coldplay emergency? :D

I almost name my fish Berryfish. Now it is just Berry :D

When you sit and listen to Coldplay and enter your own alternate universe

I almost name my fish Berryfish. Now it is just Berry :D

 

:lol:

 

 

When you have goosebumps while reading the MX comic, especially when noticing some details only a coldplayer knows.

Daylight

 

edit: When you can't figure out what thread to post in. :P (Of course, I did listen to it four times in a row in the car today. Does that count?)

Daylight

 

You know when you don't remember what thread you are posting in! LOL :p (love you Sharon :laugh3::lol:)

^^When you have been Skyping with your friend overseas for the past TWO hours and your conversation got so crazy that you forgot what thread to post in. How about that?? :D

When you go here every hour to read something new about LP6. :omgomg:

When you have one permanently in your handbag.. you know just in case...of uh...a Coldplay emergency? :D

I don't know what a Coldplay wmergency is but I'm always prepared!:D

Daylight

 

edit: When you can't figure out what thread to post in. :P (Of course, I did listen to it four times in a row in the car today. Does that count?)

 

Definitely counts. I do it all the time, lol.

 

When you're going to bed but you hear a coldplay song coming from a neighbour's so you go outside to hear it better.

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