this thread is for all the stupid thing you beleived as a child! if you are still a child tells us what your thinking...its probably stupid!

 

i'll start first.

 

when i was very young (about the height of your average bin) I used to think that whenever the name "james" was mentioned on television programmes I thought they were talking either to or about me.

 

there are many more much stupider ones from me....but let's see what my fellow coldplay humans come up with :D

 

post away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Aw, great thread.

 

I used to believe there were little trolls that lived in mazes under the roads. They manned (or er, trolled) huge computers that controlled when the street lights would change colors.

 

Hiccoughs came from really tiny green monsters that crawled and bounced up your throat in a desperate attempt to escape. A hiccough was any time they'd try to jump out (but alas, they're awfully bad swimmers, thus drinking glasses of water is still the sure way to rid of them)

 

I was also really fascinated by the idea that on the other side of the world, it would be broad daylight while I was falling asleep in bed at night. I was under the impression that I lived in the center of the world, so that when I'd see the sunset, I'd always look at it and think, 'look, China's just waking up.'

 

The world was better then *smiles*

 

M.

None are coming to mind.....

Don't really want to remember anything from my childhood, so nothing is spring to mind

Don't really want to remember anything from my childhood, so nothing is spring to mind

is that another way of saying you thought santa was your dad? :D

It was my mum who does the majority of the christmas stuff, my dad couldn't care

It was my mum who does the majority of the christmas stuff, my dad couldn't care

my dad used to make me leave out beer and biscuits for santa.........not milk! :D santa was drink-sleding!

^ no wonder he missed my house that year :cry:

beer and biscuits

:D

^(reply to JPB) yeah sorry bout that turned out his elvs had some hash so they all got high and smoked all the presents :( rudolf just sniffed glue.

 

god that paints a different picture of christmas dosen't it

thanks james, my 8 year old sister read that and now she'll go into school tomorrow saying, "Guess what, Santy has a canabis problem! I read it on the internet so it must be true."

 

:P

 

(Yeah, that didn't really happen but, well, y'know...)

thanks james, my 8 year old sister read that and now she'll go into school tomorrow saying, "Guess what, Santy has a canabis problem! I read it on the internet so it must be true."

 

:P

 

(Yeah, that didn't really happen but, well, y'know...)

well it could of....well it's modern santa what did they expect? santa in the north pole by a fire? no its santa down a back alley in the south side (rappers say it so it must be a hard place :P) they also talk about compton...so that is where santa now resides...compton with drug taking elvs and now divorced from missus claus....god im draggin' this story out arent i :D

Santa isn't dead, I've heard him on the radio

James james james...what have you become! you're single handedly destroying the myth of santa. whats next for you, destructor? :P

The Tooth-Fairy :P

James james james...what have you become! you're single handedly destroying the myth of santa. whats next for you, destructor? :P

.....harry dies! :P

:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

 

Omg, this board is full of the meanest people on earth.

 

 

 

:bigcry:

:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

 

Omg, this board is full of the meanest people on earth.

 

 

 

:bigcry:

I was joking! I dunno if he dies...ive never read it...santa is in lapland...not compton....and the tooth fairly is stealing teeth :D

the tooth fairly is stealing teeth :D

 

she's... she's... stealing??? :stunned:

 

:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

 

I want my mommy... :bigcry:

she's... she's... stealing??? :stunned:

 

:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

 

I want my mommy... :bigcry:

well yeah.......she may give you money...but she takes it without your permission.......stupid fairy!

^ wow james, sounds like SOMEONE got robbed in his own room :P

Great thread James ! :thumbsup:

 

When I was young I used to have a lot of things on my walls in my room :

pictures, posters, drawings . . . Whatever ! And I thought that people on the posters or else could see me naked when I put my pyjama . . .

So I always used to hide me in my own room because Mickey Mouse could see me naked ! :lol:

 

I'm sure I'm not the only one in that case :dozey::P

^ wow james, sounds like SOMEONE got robbed in his own room :P

i mean how could the fairy do that to me! 1 pound! my teeth were worth more than that...i could...eat things with them......thats priceless (mastercard advert) :D

@ James - no wonder you drink Ribena what with all your teeth gone :P

 

@ Sandy - yeah, i had the same thing, except i used to just strut round in the nude hahaha oh thats a perv unit reply lol

I'm trying really hard to remember something i believed in my childhood but i just can't!!!!