What a greaseball cunt. As much as I don't like Sir Alex, Cristina owes a lot to him. Without Fergie Ronny sure as hell wouldn't be of his status now. If I were Sir Alex I'd get my drunk ass to beat the shit out of Ronny with a bottle of whisky. I'm surprised his big head didn't explode just yet. Oh, and going to seek advice from Scolari isn't that big of a step up either. :rolleyes:

 

Haha, thanks Jen for that wikicoldplay page. :lol:

He just wants more money, more diving, more being selfish o the pitch, more sun, more girls. He dosent need AF, are you kidding, AF made him what he is. He saw he had potential and gave him the opportunity of a lifetime. He was shite when he came, and when he got Rooney sent off, who gave him his complete backing and faith. What a way to stab him in the back!!

Rooney deserved to be sent off, regardless of what you think. Don't forget that Rooney is a hot-head before you hold a grudge.

He is an idiot

fact:laugh3:

I'm a Real Madrid fan (Cristiano... come to Madrid!!! hahahaha)

 

It doesn't matter, first David Beckham... Now Cristiano Ronaldo... Then, next year...?! Orlando Bloom? Any other celebrity...? :confused:

i don't care who we will be playing with, next year, but please can he stop this summer soap opera?

 

it gets me on my nerves, each summer is the same with real madrid, and now it is not own by Florentino, am i right? :dozey:

 

i hope that wherever he will be playing, he would be a good player, you know is not the first time that a team pays lots of millions for a player and well he doesn't do his job, but to film promo for parfumes and stuff instead of playing football matches.

If he were to go to Real his ego would probably grow into even bigger proportions, and he's going to learn the hard way from Raul, Guti, and Casillas.

If he wants to go to Real Madrid, but Man Utd aren't going to sell him, then surely he's not going to be playing at his best for Utd if he doesn't really want to be there is he?

If he wants to go to Real Madrid, but Man Utd aren't going to sell him, then surely he's not going to be playing at his best for Utd if he doesn't really want to be there is he?

 

Perhaps, but then he'll just lose his 'credibility' and probably fuck off to some other club not as up par as Real. Plus, he could just play well for his own sake and rake in all those pretty awards...:dozey: Thus making his big head grow even bigger and he'll still be a brat.

:( I really want him to stay but i think that's not gonna happen... as much as i love united, he's gotta be where he really wants to...

Cristiano Brownaldo: Soaking up the sun

 

Fri, Jul 25, 2008

COMMUNITY, Gossip

 

HERE’S a new shade of brown for the Dulux colour chart – CRISTIANO CREOSOTE.

 

Or should that be CUPRINOL CRISTIANO?

I’ve had to order in some more brown ink to cope with this pic.

 

 

 

He is Ronaldo BD – Beyond Dickinson.

But it’s not just telly’s antiques guru DAVID DICKINSON Cristiano beats in the bronzing stakes.

He even trounces JORDAN, PETER ANDRE, ALEX CURRAN and MICHELLE HEATON.

That dark, oily resin popular with pensioners for treating sheds seems the most apt comparison for Man United star Ronaldo’s outrageous tan.

Creosote is created by high-temperature treatment of beech and other woods or made from coal tar resin – and the heat in LA is certainly giving the Portuguese fairy the same finish as a garden shed.

 

 

The winker will be the laughing stock of either the Real Madrid or United dressing room next season.

He's fed up with the long English season and wants Christmas off

He's fed up with the long English season and wants Christmas off

 

So he can roast like a turkey??:rolleyes:

Who knows :P

Ewwwwwwwwwwww those pictures are so gross. :sick: He's crisping like a potato....

 

If you win a fake-and-bake competition against fuckin' Alex Curran and Jordan it's a problem.

Ewwwwwwwwwwww those pictures are so gross. :sick: He's crisping like a potato....

 

If you win a fake-and-bake competition against fuckin' Alex Curran and Jordan it's a problem.

 

It also encourages impressionable youngsters to try to look like him, which as we all now know is actually unhealthy.:angry:

I know....especially here in America. Looking orange is all the rage. And it is very bad for them. >___<

 

It's ashame people can't just be proud of their own paleness. There's a different between getting a summer glow and totally frying yourself in the sun.