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I introduce meyself here to all za coldplay ladiez *blowz kiss in zi air wez a wink*

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Hellooo

zees two girrls next to me need some company :gorgeous:

ooh, just joking, i shall have only one zi woman in mey life and give herr all zi loving in zi world.. :kiss::love:

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You and I should team up You can attrackt the ladies while I take pictures of them.

I just gonna take a wild guess here and say you wear way too much cologne.

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I just gonna take a wild guess here and say you wear way too much cologne.

 

You should smell it Angie, I can smell his cologne from here :P

^ Hahaha :lol: .

 

I have a feeling he's French as well!

 

600th post :D!

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what he said :P

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You and I should team up You can attrackt the ladies while I take pictures of them.

yeez yeez

i can zi attract za ladiez verry verry fast and you know

you can zi take pictuures of zem wiz moi.. :artist:

I'm not so sure if my readers enjoy male presence, but if you look good i could shoot you for playgirl

hello old man

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I just gonna take a wild guess here and say you wear way too much cologne.

how you know ZAT!

c'est pas possbile .. have we been togezer before, gorgoues? :beatnik:

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I'm not so sure if my readers enjoy male presence, but if you look good i could shoot you for playgirl

of courrse i look gud! im FRENSH beby!

yeez yeez

i can zi attract za ladiez verry verry fast and you know

you can zi take pictuures of zem wiz moi.. :artist:

 

Could it be possible to send me some of those pictures, the police took away my collection. I will give you tickets for my new world tour

hello old man

 

you only are as old as you feel therefore I do not consider myself old, young lady

how you know ZAT!

c'est pas possbile .. have we been togezer before, gorgoues? :beatnik:

Dream on Frenchy. :dozey:

Go away you pleb.

ahhh my good old friend Gary how was Thailand? meet any interesting women?

Besides Angie still owes me something from last year from our little bet that Derby would score more than 10 points in the league ;)

Could it be possible to send me some of those pictures, the police took away my collection. I will give you tickets for my new world tour
I think the USA wants to hire you to go to China and determine the real age of those Chinese gymnasts. If anyone can spot a 12 year old Asain it would be you. ;)
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Could it be possible to send me some of those pictures, the police took away my collection. I will give you tickets for my new world tour

oui, of courrse

you should ask zi heffy first zo

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