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I introduce meyself here to all za coldplay ladiez *blowz kiss in zi air wez a wink*

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ahhh my good old friend Gary how was Thailand? meet any interesting women?

 

There were some very sexy looking women in the transit lounge, they wouldn't allow me into Thailand, must be something to do with my good looks with ze ladies.

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Besides Angie still owes me something from last year from our little bet that Derby would score more than 10 points in the league ;)
how you doin':wink3:
I think the USA wants to hire you to go to China and determine the real age of those Chinese gymnasts. If anyone can spot a 12 year old Asain it would be you. ;)

 

Even I, Gary of Glitter wouldn't go to China, have you seen their human right's record?

the pictures will be able for purchase in my magazine. buy as many as you like for your collection off course these women have the appropriate age.

The things they said about the two of us were lies

I knew they couldn.t see the love lights in our ours

They said I wouldn't dare, to show how much I care

They didn't know that we were just two angels in disguise

Get a room.

I am in a room

 

It is a very nice room

for all the ladies out there

if you need a room I have enough to spare

enjoy your evening with the ladies Marcel. I know I will

I should go as well. I need to get showered before dinner.

tonight is mexican night

omg! i totally love french men. like they are sooooooo like sexy. like that guy who married Carli Bruny.

How long till Alias day is over?:dozey:

 

I want to know that too. maybe they will stop saying wrong and sex things about my love and let me show photos of she.

you all should like Miley. but no touch she is with me. :laugh3: I am joking!

I just gonna take a wild guess here and say you wear way too much cologne.

 

 

i was tooootally thinking that! :laugh4:

Hellooo

zees two girrls next to me need some company :gorgeous:

ooh, just joking, i shall have only one zi woman in mey life and give herr all zi loving in zi world.. :kiss::love:

 

quel horrible accent... assez limite comme imitation, non ? :rolleyes:

 

et je n'irai même pas jusqu'à commenter ton avatar... baaaah booo... :dozey:

:confused::thinking:

 

 

oh sure ^ thats right

 

 

 

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ol' woodstock had a little too much Mariuhana in his days, it as damaged his brain cells

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quel horrible accent... assez limite comme imitation, non ? :rolleyes:

 

et je n'irai même pas jusqu'à commenter ton avatar... baaaah booo... :dozey:

Ooo la la!

Où en France habitez-vous??? :kiss:

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