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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||

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Oh God. I am giving up on writing! :bigcry: I cant do it anymore!!!!

:shame:

:lol:^^^

No Brittany dont give up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!noooooooooooooooooo

your story is soooo addicting dont do it you have to keep writing:whip:

 

 

please???:bigcry:

SUPER COLDPLAY

part two :D

 

 

Chris' eyes opened slowly, adjusting to the sunlight above him. He stretched, letting himself recap all the day's events. Stupid cows, Chris thought. It's no wonder i'm a vegetarian.

 

He glanced around him, his eyes immediately locking on Jonny's limp body. "Jon!" he shouted. Chris crawled to him, hugging Jon close to his chest.

 

"That bloody hurts, Chris!" Jonny struggled to push Chris away from him. "And what's that about you missing me?"

 

Chris blushed. "What?"

 

"Didn't you say something about never forgiving yourself if I was dead, and that you'd miss me so much?"

 

"No...." Chris frowned. How did he know about that? He felt like smacking himself in the head. I can't let him know about

 

"I heard that!"

 

"Heard what?"

 

Jonny folded his arms against his chest. "Oh, don't act like you don't know."

 

"But I didn't say anything!" Chris looked around, trying to change the subject. Then he remembered Guy and Will. He found the two a few feet away, a little spotted cow licking Guy's hair. "Shoo!"

 

Chris chased at the cow, but it only glared up at him, and then went back to licking Guy's head. He grimaced and grabbed the cow, and in an attempt to pull him off his friend, he threw the cow high into the air.

 

"What the fuck?" Jonny was now beside Chris.

 

The cow mooed angrily as it shot into the sky, and Chris felt ready to faint. "Did...did I just do that?"

 

"No, Chris," Jonny patted him on the shoulder. "The cow is just jumping over the moon, they sometimes do that ocasionaly-of course you just did that!"

 

"But how?" Chris glanced at his hands. They were glowing green. "Shit!"

 

"What happened?" Guy sat up, gazing at the two.

 

Jonny sat down next to him. "Something's wrong...Chris just threw a cow into the air..."

 

"And Jonny can fucking hear every bloody thing I'm thinking..." Chris pouted.

 

Guy grimaced and whacked Will in the back. "You think it had something to do with those cows?"

 

"Maybe...." Jonny sighed and helped Will sit up.

 

A huge smile grew on Guy's face. "You think Will and I have special powers, too?"

 

"Special powers what?" Will yawned, forcing the others to yawn too. He closed his eyes.

 

"Holy fuck!"

 

"What?!" Will exclaimed.

 

Chris stepped closer to him. "Will! Where'd you go?!"

 

"Can't you see me?" Will laughed silently. Maybe I'm invisible!

 

Jonny sighed. "He thinks he's invisible."

 

"Jon!" Will appeared before the group. "You ruined my fun!"

 

Guy looked down at his hands. "I want a super power..."

 

Chris laughed and messed with Guy's cow-saliva-y hair. "Maybe you don't get one..."

 

"BUT I WANT ONE!" Guy seemed frustrated, and a blue flame grew out of his head.

 

"Yay!" Jonny clapped his hands. "Guy's smokin!"

 

The flame vanished and Guy cocked his eyebrow. "What?"

 

"Get it?" Jonny grinned. "It's a pun!"

 

The four stood up together, marveling at their talents. Chris smiled. "So, we're, like, superheroes then?"

 

"We can be Super Coldplay!" Will added.

 

Jonny snickered. "It's so stupid that it's perfect!"

 

"Better than Starfish," Guy smacked Chris in the back of the head. Chris laughed, not bothering to notice the cow that fell to earth behind him.

 

 

:lol:

SUPER COLDPLAY[/color][/u]

part two :D

 

 

Chris' eyes opened slowly, adjusting to the sunlight above him. He stretched, letting himself recap all the day's events. Stupid cows, Chris thought. It's no wonder i'm a vegetarian.

 

He glanced around him, his eyes immediately locking on Jonny's limp body. "Jon!" he shouted. Chris crawled to him, hugging Jon close to his chest.

 

"That bloody hurts, Chris!" Jonny struggled to push Chris away from him. "And what's that about you missing me?"

 

Chris blushed. "What?"

 

"Didn't you say something about never forgiving yourself if I was dead, and that you'd miss me so much?"

 

"No...." Chris frowned. How did he know about that? He felt like smacking himself in the head. I can't let him know about

 

"I heard that!"

 

"Heard what?"

 

Jonny folded his arms against his chest. "Oh, don't act like you don't know."

 

"But I didn't say anything!" Chris looked around, trying to change the subject. Then he remembered Guy and Will. He found the two a few feet away, a little spotted cow licking Guy's hair. "Shoo!"

 

Chris chased at the cow, but it only glared up at him, and then went back to licking Guy's head. He grimaced and grabbed the cow, and in an attempt to pull him off his friend, he threw the cow high into the air.

 

"What the fuck?" Jonny was now beside Chris.

 

The cow mooed angrily as it shot into the sky, and Chris felt ready to faint. "Did...did I just do that?"

 

"No, Chris," Jonny patted him on the shoulder. "The cow is just jumping over the moon, they sometimes do that ocasionaly-of course you just did that!"

 

"But how?" Chris glanced at his hands. They were glowing green. "Shit!"

 

"What happened?" Guy sat up, gazing at the two.

 

Jonny sat down next to him. "Something's wrong...Chris just threw a cow into the air..."

 

"And Jonny can fucking hear every bloody thing I'm thinking..." Chris pouted.

 

Guy grimaced and whacked Will in the back. "You think it had something to do with those cows?"

 

"Maybe...." Jonny sighed and helped Will sit up.

 

A huge smile grew on Guy's face. "You think Will and I have special powers, too?"

 

"Special powers what?" Will yawned, forcing the others to yawn too. He closed his eyes.

 

"Holy fuck!"

 

"What?!" Will exclaimed.

 

Chris stepped closer to him. "Will! Where'd you go?!"

 

"Can't you see me?" Will laughed silently. Maybe I'm invisible!

 

Jonny sighed. "He thinks he's invisible."

 

"Jon!" Will appeared before the group. "You ruined my fun!"

 

Guy looked down at his hands. "I want a super power..."

 

Chris laughed and messed with Guy's cow-saliva-y hair. "Maybe you don't get one..."

 

"BUT I WANT ONE!" Guy seemed frustrated, and a blue flame grew out of his head.

 

"Yay!" Jonny clapped his hands. "Guy's smokin!"

 

The flame vanished and Guy cocked his eyebrow. "What?"

 

"Get it?" Jonny grinned. "It's a pun!"

 

The four stood up together, marveling at their talents. Chris smiled. "So, we're, like, superheroes then?"

 

"We can be Super Coldplay!" Will added.

 

Jonny snickered. "It's so stupid that it's perfect!"

 

"Better than Starfish," Guy smacked Chris in the back of the head. Chris laughed, not bothering to notice the cow that fell to earth behind him.

 

 

:lol:

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

omg thats soo funny:lol:

Guy's smokin!!!!get it its a pun:laugh3::laugh3:your so hilarious laura

cant wait for the next chapter

(Im going to be thinking about this the reest of the day):lol:

:dance:

:blush: i'm trying to think of good ideas...i alreaady have some in mind tho :sneaky: :lol:

SUPER COLDPLAY

part 3

 

 

Chris laughed. His smile grew when he forced his eyes to look up at the paino he was holding above his head. "This is awesome!"

 

Jonny smiled back. "Guy thinks it's creepy."

 

"Do not!" Guy stuck his tongue out at Jon, who chuckled and glanced at Will.

 

"I am NOT a jerk!"

 

"Are to! You shouldn't be barging into people's heads like that." He was sitting on the couch, invisible, of course.

 

"Guys," Chris set the piano down gently and wrapped his arm around Jonny's neck. "Don't argue...we should be using our powers for good...not using them against each other!"

 

Jon sighed. "He does have a point..."

 

"But what are we supposed to do?" Guy looked around, his fingertips flaming. "Be like the guys in the movies and comics, who go around saving people?"

 

"We could be like Hannah Montanna!" Jon's grinned immensely.

 

"Hannah who?" Guy frowned.

 

Will sighed, "Some pop sensation who the younger kids find "hip"." He tried to air-quote, but it didn't matter, since no one could see it.

 

"You know," Chris agreed, "like, Coldplay by day and Super Coldplay by night."

 

"Let's do it!" Jonny laughed, smiling big at Chris. "I heard that."

 

Chris frowned, blushing, as Will and Guy snickered in front of him.

 

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"HELP! HELP!"

 

A woman was screaming. The boys rushed out of the bakery and looked around, finding her across the street.

 

"What's wrong?" Will asked.

 

The woman was extremely frightened. "That man just stole my purse!"

 

The group ran in the direction of the man, Guy finding that, along with turning into flames, he could also run uber fast. He caught up with the man, tackling him to the ground.

 

Chris pulled the man up from underneath Guy, pressing him to the side of a brick building. "Where's the purse?!" Chris demanded. He slapped the man in the face.

 

"Uh...Chris?"

 

"Yeah, Guy?"

 

"I have it."

 

Chris turned to find Guy holding a pink coach bag. "Oh." He grimaced at the thief. "I can walk him to prison..."

 

Will and Jonny were soon there, Jon snapping shut his phone. "No need. I already called the cops."

 

Chris sighed and glanced at Guy, "We can watch him...you run the bag back to that lady."

 

"Got it!" Guy smiled and ran back to where they'd left the woman, who seemed terribly upset.

 

"Oh! Thank you!" she grinned, taking back her bag. "I'm sorry to have caused you any trouble..."

 

Guy grinned politely. "It's fine...really!"

 

"Well," the woman laughed, "if there's anything I can ever do for you guys...just give me a call." She handed Guy a business card and walked away.

 

Soon, the others met back up with Guy at the nearby pub, who handed Chris the card. "She seemed really greatful," he explained, taking a chug of his beer. "Maybe we should call her or something."

 

"Guy has a girlfriend! Guy has a girlfriend!" Jonny teased, giggling from behind his mug. Guy glared at Jon, who just smiled back. "I can hear what you're thinking, remember?"

 

Then you'll hear me tell you to fuck off!

 

"Awe...now that was just mean!"

 

Chris shook his head and looked at Will. "Someone's going to find out about all this anyways...we might as well explain it to her..."

 

"We don't even know her!" Will tried to be rational. "Besides...what is she going to do to help us?"

 

Jonny shrugged. "She's probably wondering what happened...and the nicest thing we can do is give her a reason for it."

 

"Fine." Will pouted and crossed his arms over his chest. "This'll be pretty interesting..." He took another sip of his beer and disappeared, camoflouging with his bench seat.

 

:D yay! i'm hoping to possibly most likely if i have time write more tonite :dance:

Wow! Very funny! :lol: Definitely gave me a smile!

You've suddenly made me think of who would make good supervillains in the Coldplay universe. :laugh3:

shhhh! don't give it away! :lol:

:lol: actually...i wasn't going to make satriani the villain....i'm keeping you on your toes!

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