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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||

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SUPER COLDPLAY

part 8

 

 

Chris snuck over to the side of the robot’s foot, Jonny at his side. He pulled his arm back, his hand curling into a fist, and smashed it into it’s ankle. His arm nearly broke through to the other side.

 

“Like that’s gonna bloody work!” Will was there, too. “We have to save them!”

 

Jonny patted Chris on the back, who then jumped inside the robot’s foot. He took a minute to marvel at the technology used to make the prop. Remembering what needed to be done, Chris punched another whole into the other side of the foot, letting it break loose and fall off the robot’s leg.

 

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MEANWHILE

 

It's grip was too tight. As much as Guy tried, he couldn't get out of the robot's hand. He looked over to Lyric, who sat with her head in her hands, as if she'd completely lost hope.

 

"Phil! This isn't going to get you back into the band!" he shouted.

 

Phil laughed. "As if I didn't know that!"

 

Guy frowned and glanced back at Lyric. She smiled at him, rolling her eyes. He grinned back, an idea hitting him. "I'm so stupid!" He'd been able to light his fingers and hair on fire...but...

he let himself go, his whole body bursting into flames.

 

Lyric giggled, "THIS is more like it!"

 

Guy pressed his fists into the robot's hand, the metal melting. He jumped onto the robot's arm, carefully balancing himself. But before he had the chance to save Lyric, he felt the robot falling face-first towards the ground.

 

 

 

:escaping:

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Im fine thanks :)

and yh where is everyone

WE NEED FICS

wait amy have u seen the ' I wanna f*** Chris martin' group ainsley made a new

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Im fine thanks :)

and yh where is everyone

WE NEED FICS

wait amy have u seen the ' I wanna f*** Chris martin' group ainsley made a new

fic soooo saucy ;) lol xx go read it

 

:stunned::shocked2:be rightback:escaping:

 

 

:dance: Brooke's writing!!!:D

cant wait!!:wideeyed:

Super Coldplay = Awesome :D

 

I had a few minutes of free time at work today and whipped up a short story about Guy:

 

BERRY THERAPY: A Short Story

 

 

 

8:50 P.M. Ten minutes until showtime. Guy Berryman walks into a secluded room. He sits down in a cushion chair and stares at the man sitting across from him.

 

Guy: "Hello, Miller."

 

Miller: "Good evening, Guy."

 

Guy: "Miller, I have a problem."

 

Miller: "Dammit, Guy, you aren't drinking again, are you? We put you in that Berrygirl-free rehab for a reason, you know."

 

Guy: "No, it's not that. Remember that dream I told you I keep having? The one with the unicorn?"

 

Miller: "Ah yes. Blair the Unicorn. Go on."

 

Guy: "Well, the dream has been changing. Before, Blair the Unicorn would fly me to the magical castle where all the Berrygirls live."

 

Miller: "Yes, I remember. And then you would allow all the Berrygirls to ride your unicorn, correct?"

 

Guy: "That's right. But the dream is different now."

 

Miller: "How so?"

 

Guy: "Well, now whenever I arrive at the castle and greet my lovely ladies, suddenly Chris, Will, and Jonny barge through the doors riding skeletal horses and steal all my girls!"

 

Miller: "Hmm...perhaps this is a sign, Guy."

 

Guy: "A sign of what? Am I becoming less handsome?"

 

Miller: "No, a sign that you yearn to be appreciated for your talent, not your looks."

 

Guy: "Seriously?"

 

Miller: "Seriously."

 

Guy: "No offense, Miller, but that's the fucking stupidest idea I've ever heard. And trust me, Chris has said a lot of stupid things."

 

Miller: "Then I'm at a loss, Guy. I keep trying to tell you than I'm not certified. But I really think your talent..."

 

Guy: "Wait a minute - It all makes sense now?"

 

Miller: "What?"

 

Guy: "It's because I've stopped drinking!"

 

Miller: "Now Guy, let's be rational here."

 

Guy: "Screw you, Miller, you quack! Only good things happen to me when I drink! I wake up every morning with five new girls in my bed! Going sober was the worst mistake I ever made! You ought to have that certification of yours revoked!"

 

Miller: "But I just told you I..."

 

Suddenly, Chris slams the door open.

 

Chris: "Guy, where the hell have you been? The show is starting and you damn well know that if your pretty face doesn't show up, half our audience leaves!"

 

Guy: "Chris, I need a drink!"

 

Chris: "Oh, for the love of Gwyneth! Just get the hell out there and get us some ladies!"

 

Guy: "Sigh..."

 

THE END

 

"We put you in that Berrygirl-free rehab for a reason, you know."

:lol::lol:

I love this its so funny!!!:D

SUPER COLDPLAY

part what? 9? :lol:

 

 

The robot came crashing down to the ground. Guy clutched onto the arm for dear life, the last thing he heard, a woman's scream.

 

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Jonny helped Chris out of the robot's fallen foot, the two watching as it landed, sparks flying from the crumbling metal. Will ran first. "Guy and Lyric!" He exclaimed.

 

The other two followed him, rushing to the robot. Chris lifted the entire robot over his head, tossing it towards the setting sun. "Guy!" He yelled, finding his friend.

 

Guy was still a walking flame, but soon the fire faded away. "What the bloody hell..." He opened his eyes, looking around him. A hazy smoke surrounded where he lay, and he slowly sat up.

 

"You okay, Guy?" Jon smiled down at his friend.

 

The smoke slowly disappeared, and Guy could see the outline of a limp body ahead of him. "Lyric!" Guy stumbled to get up, realizing he had a slight wound on his head. He made his way to her, sitting by her and holding her hand.

 

Will set his hand on Guy's shoulder, "Guy..." Chris looked at Jonny and frowned.

 

Guy sighed. "It's my fault..." He looked back at Lyric, her eyes opening slowly.

 

"You guys are so gullable!" she laughed. Carefully, she sat up. "Did you win?"

 

At that moment, the police drove by, Phil sitting in the back seat of the car.

 

"I'll take that as a yes." Lyric leaned towards Guy to give him a kiss. :blush:

 

And, well, they all lived happily ever after...continuing to fight crime together, as SUPER COLDPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

FIN

 

 

 

:D

:lol:

 

love berry therapy! *runs to check out the i wanna f*** chrissy page*

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