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Guitarist Joe Satriani sues Coldplay for plagiarism

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In spite of me living relatively close to L.A., I stated that I'd rather not stalk the gang on Grammy night in fear of being mowed down by mob rule.

 

But now? I'm suddenly tempted to do it; not to mob the band, but rather to be their blockade against the lawyers. How, you ask? By using the one thing that lawyers fear more than anything else - OTHER LAWYERS.

 

Although, having those very lawyers get sued for harrassment might be quite ironic indeed...

 

Before I said that Joe Satriani probably has better things to do and that he shouldn't waste his time with the process, but not only has this latest press release made him look like a dickhole, but it gives the vibe of him just being a loon.

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And what kind of douche wears dark sunglasses EVERYWHERE, even inside?!

 

Bono? :thinking:

 

:P

1975 are u high 1980 and im 15 and have better taste in music than u and my knowledge of put downs are better than u nancy

 

Not really. CurlingIRONS is WAY better than Shitplay. I'll give you some slack though cause you're only 15. Now go lick a lollipop

Bono? :thinking:

:P

 

Nah, i've seen him without them on many occasions. and his aren't really dark like SaDtriani's.

In spite of me living relatively close to L.A., I stated that I'd rather not stalk the gang on Grammy night in fear of being mowed down by mob rule.

 

But now? I'm suddenly tempted to do it; not to mob the band, but rather to be their blockade against the lawyers. How, you ask? By using the one thing that lawyers fear more than anything else - OTHER LAWYERS.

 

Although, having those very lawyers get sued for harrassment might be quite ironic indeed...

 

Before I said that Joe Satriani probably has better things to do and that he shouldn't waste his time with the process, but not only has this latest press release made him look like a dickhole, but it gives the vibe of him just being a loon.

 

Joe Satriani Is A guitar LEGEND if someone robs his stuff he has a right to sue so shut it

Not really. CurlingIRONS is WAY better than Shitplay. I'll give you some slack though cause you're only 15. Now go lick a lollipop

 

WTF U seriously think Iron Maiden Are Bottherd With A lame ass award over 3 million people saw them around the world 10 people saw the latest SHITPLAY Concert the others went to watch the original JOE SATIRIANI

Joe Satriani Is A guitar LEGEND if someone robs his stuff he has a right to sue so shut it

 

somink you should not say on a coldplay forum!!!

1975 are u high 1980 and im 15 and have better taste in music than u and my knowledge of put downs are better than u nancy

Sure honey :kiss:

Now go back to school & play with your mates :nice:

Joe Satriani Is A guitar LEGEND if someone robs his stuff he has a right to sue so shut it

 

You're right! He does have a right to sue. IF someone steals from him. Clearly no one has. Los Enanitos Verdes also has a right to sue SaDtriani.

Sure honey :kiss:

Now go back to school & play with your mates :nice:

 

Go Fuck ureself AND I KNOW THIS IS A SHITPLAY FORUM THATS WHY I JOINED SO I COULD TAKE THE MICK OF ALL THE LAME ASS SONGS THEYVE MADE VIDA LA SHIT MATE

WTF U seriously think Iron Maiden Are Bottherd With A lame ass award over 3 million people saw them around the world 10 people saw the latest SHITPLAY Concert the others went to watch the original JOE SATIRIANI

you really must be young, you're math is HORRIBLE!!!

And didn't I already tell you to get back on your mom's teet?

Go Fuck ureself AND I KNOW THIS IS A SHITPLAY FORUM THATS WHY I JOINED SO I COULD TAKE THE MICK OF ALL THE LAME ASS SONGS THEYVE MADE VIDA LA SHIT MATE

 

It's always good to have fans join our forum :) thanks for helping out!

you really must be young, you're math is HORRIBLE!!!

And didn't I already tell you to get back on your mom's teet?

 

My MATH IS BETTER THAN URE SHIT FOR BRAINS

AND AGAIN THE ONLY TITS UVE SEEN ARE U MUMS, DADS AND URESELF FATTY FATTY BUM BUM

OMG Joe Satriani was clearly ripped off by shitplay!! they cant even create their own songs now!! If IRON MAIDEN dont win BEST LIVE ACT and SHITPLAY win it then the music world should hang its head in SHAME how can a Shitty ass band who cant create their own music any more win an award for anything other than the shittest band award or were a band that copies everyone else award!!!

 

UP THE IRONS

UP THE RAYS

METAL IS THE PROMIS LAND

FUCK INDIE, FUCK POP HELL EVEN RAP SUCKS COCK

METAL IS THE ONLY ONE

COLDPLAY = SHIT STEALING MOTHERFUCKERS

 

:clap:

 

Now go take a nap, I'll have milk waiting when you wake up.

Go Fuck ureself AND I KNOW THIS IS A SHITPLAY FORUM THATS WHY I JOINED SO I COULD TAKE THE MICK OF ALL THE LAME ASS SONGS THEYVE MADE VIDA LA SHIT MATE

 

:dozey:

you're very immature. its funny. :rolleyes:

you don't have anything better to do with your time, sir?

maybe, take a nap? you seem a little crabby this afternoon. goodnight :kiss:

My MATH IS BETTER THAN URE SHIT FOR BRAINS

AND AGAIN THE ONLY TITS UVE SEEN ARE U MUMS, DADS AND URESELF FATTY FATTY BUM BUM

 

Wow! that's hilarious! And I honestly don't mean that in a sarcastic way. You gave me a REALLY good laugh.

I've already given WAY too much attention than you deserve.

:dozey:

you're very immature. its funny. :rolleyes:

you don't have anything better to do with your time, sir?

maybe, take a nap? you seem a little crabby this afternoon. goodnight :kiss:

 

it was either this or revision and i chose this as i know im right

THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT THINK THAT SHITPLAY DIDNT COPY SATRIANI ARE SHITPLAY FANS AND THE ACTUALY CRAPPY BAND

My MATH IS BETTER THAN URE SHIT FOR BRAINS

AND AGAIN THE ONLY TITS UVE SEEN ARE U MUMS, DADS AND URESELF FATTY FATTY BUM BUM

Apparently your keyboard is stuck in caps/lock.... :nice:

:lol:

i love how easily you can entertain yourself by calling an honorable band shitplay. did that take you long to think of? because its clever.

it was either this or revision and i chose this as i know im right

THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT THINK THAT SHITPLAY DIDNT COPY SATRIANI ARE SHITPLAY FANS AND THE ACTUALY CRAPPY BAND

 

You're young, so I'll give you a little life lesson. When you get older, and get to be a big boy and someone sounds like the way you are, you learn to laugh at them, maybe even feel sorry for them, and then ignore them. I know you're going to keep going on and on like you are and that's to be expected because you're not an adult yet. We'll all let you get it out of your system and then we'll all ignore you.

Coldplay call Satriani lawsuit "ridiculous"

 

Drummer Champion hits back on Grammys eve

 

On the eve of the Grammy Awards, things are heating up in the battle between Joe Satriani and Coldplay. After staying relatively mum on the subject, the band is now hitting back hard, calling the plagiariam lawsuit Satriani has filed against them "ridiculous" and "totally unfounded."

 

Guitarist Joe Satriani has claimed that the UK superstars copied "substantial, original portions" of his 2004 song If I Could Fly in their 2008 hit Viva La Vida. The latter song is the title track of Coldplay's most recent album. The band, song and album are nominated for multiple Grammys.

 

Coldplay's drummer Will Champion has gone on record with what are the most forceful and direct comments from the band regarding the lawsuit, calling it "a crazy thing."

 

Elaborating, Champion said, "It's so far-fetched and ridiculous, but that's about all we can say at the moment. We're waiting to see what's happening but it's frustrating and annoying...and totally unfounded."

 

Champion's assertions were made during an interview with the Australian site Confidential. Thus far, he's the only member of Coldplay to offer anything other than the official statement the band released late last year in which they claimed that any similarities between the two songs were "entirely coincidental."

 

What next? Whether Champion has been advised to come out swinging or if Coldplay's legal team now puts a gag on him remains to be seen. But one thing's for sure: Sunday's Grammy Awards are bound to be most interesting.

 

http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/coldplay-call-satriani-lawsuit-ridiculous-194868

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i love how easily you can entertain yourself by calling an honorable band shitplay. did that take you long to think of? because its clever.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5tgeaBhbtE]YouTube - Did Coldplay copy Joe Satriani? A Lawyer & Musicologist Both Say YES ![/ame] THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THEY ARE ON ABOUT SO SHUSH YOU LIPS

I can't believe I'm reducing myself to respond to this guy. But just for your sake Maiden666, all you're doing is making it perfectly obvious to everyone how amazingly childish, stupid, irrational, easily-enraged, and embarrassingly insecure you are.

 

Because of you, everyone on this board who hasn't previously heard Satriani or Iron Maiden or the rest of your favorite music, is now convinced that they must be absolute shit, because their fans are clearly the worst sort of human beings alive today.

I can't believe I'm reducing myself to respond to this guy. But just for your sake Maiden666, all you're doing is making it perfectly obvious to everyone how amazingly childish, stupid, irrational, easily-enraged, and embarrassingly insecure you are.

 

Because of you, everyone on this board who hasn't previously heard Satriani or Iron Maiden or the rest of your favorite music, is now convinced that they must be absolute shit, because their fans are clearly the worst sort of human beings alive today.

 

TBH I DONT WANT STUCK UP COLDPLAY FANS WHO CANT ACCEPT THAT COLDPLAY COPIED JOE SATRIANI AND SORRY FOR CAPS LOCK ITS STUCK

Well then you know where the door is ;)

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