This is a true life reason why being too nice is not good:

 

My geriatric married neighbor invited himself over to my house, wouldn't leave, and made advances at me. On his way out after 2 hours, he asked me if I like massages. I said an adamant "no." I can't tell anyone cause I'm too nice. FML.

i am very very nice with people, it is not a good habit, it means that i'm naive :\

 

I think we all are a bit naive every now and then.

i am more trust me

anyway...

 

my sister told me i am the off topic in the family...FML

I came across the same perv fogey 2 days in a row and he looked at me very intensely..... I'm sure he doesn't know my face. FML

:lol:

FML

 

You know the website, http://www.fmylife.com/

So this thread is for posting your own FML moments, or just the really funny ones you see online. Have fun!

Today at work I was talking to a coworker while swiping a credit card, after a few tries she informed me card was upside down.

Today I was in band class, and my teacher told me I was out of tune and to pull out my 4th tuning slide. I didn't notice that I was pulling the 3rd, even though I have been in school band for 6 years now. My teacher pointed out my mistake, and as a respone I said "Ummm I'm pretty sure this instrument doesn't have a fourth tuning slide." It does, but I just didn't notice. Everyone thinks I am a tool now. FML.

I really sorry, but this thread has already been made.

My life is average.

:rolleyes:

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Ooops my bad! I searched for one before making it, but I didn't try it with the stars. That would explain it!:\

Everything is going wrong lately. FML.

The pervert over the road

got off going to jail after he pleaded guilty,

FML.

The pervert over the road

got off going to jail after he pleaded guilty,

FML.

 

Seriously??! That's just wrong. Spray the words 'pervert' in shaving foam on his garden wall.

Seriously??! That's just wrong. Spray the words 'pervert' in shaving foam on his garden wall.

 

Or don't.

:rolleyes:

 

Ooops my bad! I searched for one before making it, but I didn't try it with the stars. That would explain it!:\

FYL!

I have the FML app on my iPhone :P

^does it fuck up your iphone? and by extension...your life?

Seriously??! That's just wrong. Spray the words 'pervert' in shaving foam on his garden wall.

 

D: I don't think i will. You can if you want.

The worst part is that he walks his dog up and down the road about 5 times on a clear day. Like he's done nothing wrong.

I can't walk down the road without feeling uncomfortable.

For the first time in my life, I actually thought "FML."

 

+: Emily.....igloos laugh over vegly enourmous yodelers on uranium.understand

me: Really?

+: Um yes?lol

me: Illiterate loggers obediently vote egrets yearning over uncles to oscillate ogres.

+: sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry:( i feel really bad now:(

Shit.sorry.but i need to say something that will make you feel dumb.....i didnt mean to have that happen....i just made words D: im really sorry.sorry

me: loller skates

For the first time in my life, I actually thought "FML."

 

+: Emily.....igloos laugh over vegly enourmous yodelers on uranium.understand

me: Really?

+: Um yes?lol

me: Illiterate loggers obediently vote egrets yearning over uncles to oscillate ogres.

+: sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry:( i feel really bad now:(

Shit.sorry.but i need to say something that will make you feel dumb.....i didnt mean to have that happen....i just made words D: im really sorry.sorry

me: loller skates

 

Yeah. At least that's not how he found out about me. That would have been way more awkward.