hey- be nice, why does one always have to be so feckin proppa here- with blokes who talk about their latest WANK session on the board????:rolleyes:

hey- be nice, why does one always have to be so feckin proppa here- with blokes who talk about their latest WANK session on the board????:rolleyes:

 

I must have missed this...

hey- be nice, why does one always have to be so feckin proppa here- with blokes who talk about their latest WANK session on the board????:rolleyes:

 

Geez, Kelsey, you can't get over that can you?!

 

If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were daydreaming about that in your spare time. ;)

I must have missed this...

 

 

........same

I must have missed this...

 

 

 

to quote- " utter filth"

 

 

im still traumatized:cry:

 

i come here for good, clean fun.:P

to quote- " utter filth"

 

 

im still traumatized:cry:

 

i come here for good, clean fun.:P

 

I was calling you filth, that has nothing to do with me.

:laugh3:

What a character.

 

Mr. Naish if you ever call me filth i may need to seek professional council.

So Jay what's your favorite brand of lotion to use? Or do you use KY Jelly, or some sort of professional lubricant?

KY is overpriced, just go for something that's water-based and thin. Unscented Jergens hand lotion works fine.

(stifles roaring laughter with hacking cough)

Dude last time I bought that crap my hand smelled like lavender for a week.

Lotion...?

(stifles roaring laughter with hacking cough)

 

Chris, this is a serious subject. If you can't hold your composure, leave the room.

(stifles roaring laughter with hacking cough)

 

That's just flat out immature. *sigh*

Anyway, I think if we keep these discussions going in a calm and collected manner, we can petition to get our own subforum. I'm thinking we can call it "Handy tips" or something like that.

You Americans and your circumcision. ..

*is definitely not laughing at ALL right now*

You Americans and your circumcision. ..

 

Yeah it's freakish. And yet somehow we still consider ourselves "civilized".

Chris, this is a serious subject. If you can't hold your composure, leave the room.

 

Whatt'd I do? Saying KY is overpriced was a gross understatement! You'd be better off with dish soap for the money...

Oh I see, sorry! I've been keeping a close eye on the price per barrel of petroleum jelly and I've decided we're due for a massive short squeeze soon. So Vaseline could be the next recommended product for the Happy Hands Club!

Oh I see, sorry! I've been keeping a close eye on the price per barrel of petroleum jelly and I've decided we're due for a massive short squeeze soon. So Vaseline could be the next recommended product for the Happy Hands Club!

 

Do you find pleasure in rubbing your hand or something?

The Happenis Club. I mean happiness.

Brigs has MSN (which doesn't work) ???

 

Sweet

didn't you get banned?

Nathan? Yeah, he got banned a while ago.