HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Coldplay

I know :laugh3: I've read it before :smug:

so funnny!

gah there's no article in the spanish equivalent of this site (frikipedia) :(

but that one was funny :p

 

WTF! :lol:

:laugh3: that's amazing!!

"Coldplay have in recent times turned to rampant masochistic catholic violin pope in leathery jesus suit sex worshiping rituals of fritzlised rapist doom in an effort to rule the christian faith, establish their own secret order and kill Tom Hanks using a freaky white guy in a gimp suit. Their recent turn can be seen through songs such as when I rule the world (a clever anagram of "the rectum jesus will rise")." :lol:

i dont get it realli :(

Oh yeah, I love this site! I didn't know they had a Coldplay page:laugh3:

Oh man, I haven't visited Uncyclopedia in ages! :laugh3: I remember enjoying their pages for Bono and Muse also, but I never checked out their Coldplay one, oddly enough.

 

Sometimes Uncyclopedia pages can be really stupid, though.

:lol: :lol:

 

 

 

OMG! that is so fuking hilarious!

Coldplay recently became the first band to play a gig without actually showing up.

 

:lol: best site ever!

Do you guys seriously find it to be so funny? Though not a big deal, it is actually intended to be quite insulting...

Do you guys seriously find it to be so funny? Though not a big deal, it is actually intended to be quite insulting...

 

It was insulting...

But at the same time it was frickin hilarious! Some parts made no sense at all, I was laughing for no reason!:laugh3:

So lame, doesn't even make sense.

 

Oh well, I guess people will be wasting their time on stupidities, just like the whole world since prehistory has done.

I don't find this insulting, because everyone on that site are being bashed! It's halarious!

I don't find this insulting, because everyone on that site are being bashed! It's halarious!

 

exactly.

plus the things written on there are so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh. :lol:

:lol: my friends and i are rofl!

The catagories Coldplay belongs to:

Categories: Uncyclopedia Colonizations | Nominated Colonizations | Bands | Stuff that lonely men masturbate over

On the other hand, the catagories Joe Sadriani belongs to:

Categories: Musicians | Wankers

 

WIN!

:laugh3: I don't find it insulting, I am in love with Coldplay but it's hilarious, like MadTV's Coldplay skits, they are supposed to be insulting but soooo funny! :lol:

:laugh3: The best parts

 

 

'Coldplay is an English pro-heterosexual straight man's Nirvana spin-off and the band Bono wipes his ass with when there's no bathroom tissue. Also known as The Chris Martini Band (2008), U3 (2002-2003), and Fake Plastic Radiohead Cans (2004). Chris Martini is their singer and main songwriter, while the rest of the band are nameless stand-ins in the tradition of Milli Vanilli...."

 

 

"Coldplay have in recent times turned to rampant masochistic catholic violin pope in leathery jesus suit sex worshiping rituals of fritzlised rapist doom in an effort to rule the christian faith, establish their own secret order and kill Tom Hanks using a freaky white guy in a gimp suit. Their recent turn can be seen through songs such as when I rule the world (a clever anagram of "the rectum jesus will rise"

 

:D I am crazy about Coldplay but it is so funny !:laugh3::P

mmm i saw it befor .. its a little bit funny, not so much

I thought it was okay. The part that made me laugh was:

Categories: Uncyclopedia Colonizations | Nominated Colonizations | Bands | Stuff that lonely men masturbate over

 

gross but funny

Do you guys seriously find it to be so funny? Though not a big deal, it is actually intended to be quite insulting...

 

true, but i think the whole point of the site is to insult people so its nothing personal towards coldplay, i dont think.

haha

it's just so funny