So yesterday night my roommate moved in.

 

And she's nice and everything from Cameroon.

 

BUT HOLY FUCK, SHE HAS SUCH BAD BODY ODOR.

 

It's like sickening.

 

I fucking sprayed like half a bottle of febreeze in here, didn't work. I can still smell it.

 

I had some friends over.. (who knew of the problem) and were like WOAH. They wouldn't enter the room until it was febreezed.

 

What the fuck. I don't want the smell in like soak into me and my clothes. Walk around smelling like BO. Jesus.

 

I don't know what to do. I can't just be like hey you fucking smell. How do you go about it eve nicely without offending someone.

 

FUCK MY LIFE.

 

Give me advice please.

:laugh1:

This is funny. It's stressing me out.

 

Lol fuck. I need to stop it before it sinks into my bed and shit.

 

UGHH.

 

Febreeze is supposed to fix everything. fuck.

 

I can't even invite people over or theyll think I stink like shit.

LOL. Oh, I feel your pain, I had two roommates in college who were weird and gross and one of them would throw her used toilet paper in the trash that should have been flushed. I finally pulled them both aside and told them that wasn't cool. I honestly don't know what to say about bad body odor. I had a friend who had a roomie like that and I think she left a really nice note.

Ughhh. Fuck.

 

I think I should talk to my RA tomorrow and figure out what to do.

oh damn it. :lol:

maybe buy a nice set of shower gel and deodorant and tell her, that she'll need to use that every morning. you should be able to do so in a nice and charming way, non?

how did you sleep last night? :wacky:

Look at your options:

 

A) Don't tell her, live with a roommate who smells like shit and contemplate suicide for the next year.

 

B) Politely tell her she smells like shit, have a few awkward days, then be totally chill.

Honestly, you will have to say something because it's unfair to you to have to put up with that all year and it's best to just get it over with so you don't have to go on any longer dealing with it. I agree with you that going to the RA is the best choice. Maybe you could get moved to another dorm?

oh damn it. :lol:

maybe buy a nice set of shower gel and deodorant and tell her, that she'll need to use that every morning. you should be able to do so in a nice and charming way, non?

how did you sleep last night? :wacky:

 

I stuck my face into my pillow which still smells fine.

 

Jeez. It's tamed down now because of the febreeze.

 

 

 

But good point Josh, I probably have to tell her. But fuck it'll be awkward. :(

Maybe you could get moved to another dorm?

 

Lol I fucking wish.

 

But yeah. I'll talk to my RA and hopefully have this solved by tomorrow.

awkwardness ftw!

Let us know what happens! Trust me I know how you feel, at least you have only one to deal with. I got two gross ones.

Lol yeah. Lucky me?

 

I keep smelling myself hoping that it hasn't sunk into me.

 

Also, I hope I don't become immune to it, cause that's just nasty.

Lol yeah. Lucky me?

 

I keep smelling myself hoping that it hasn't sunk into me.

 

Also, I hope I don't become immune to it, cause that's just nasty.

 

Haha, somehow I doubt you will become immune to it. I'm sure it can resolved. But feel free to bitch all you want.

AHHH the joy of a body smelling like crap.

Friday afternoon this guy wanted to hug me, and the smell flew into my nose.

I went to buy some deodorant, and gave it to him.

Problem solved.

Do that same thing. Maybe she won't find it cool, but you won't have to smell that thing again.

This is why I don't understand the living situations in American unis, HEY YOU ARE GOING TO SHARA A ROOM WITH A PERSON YOU WILL PROBABLY HATE AND HAVE NO PRIVACY, YAY.

Canadian, but yeah same shit.

 

Lol, dude. This is bonkers.

 

On one hand, she's straight form Cameroon, so maybe that's part of the smell? The smell of Africa? Or maybe I'm being crazy and she just fucking stinks.

She stinks.

She stinks.

 

haha. agreed.

On one hand, she's straight form Cameroon, so maybe that's part of the smell? The smell of Africa? Or maybe I'm being crazy and she just fucking stinks.

 

Wow.

Fuck man. Probably. I snuck a sniff near her bed... it doesn't smell atrocious... so it has to be her.

Wow.

 

I'm not being a jerk. It true. My family is Indian, and when we have a guest or someone flying in from there. When you open the suitcase... smells like shit.

 

Maybe cause they don't use deodorant there. But it's more than that.

When she is in the room just spray your Febreeze for days and "accidently" spray her...haha

I guess that stinks for you.

Ah the smelly roommates..I've got one of those.

I can only tell you this..

You're doomed.