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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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^they are good :laugh3:

 

and welcome to the forum :P

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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"I can count to four"

 

hahahaha:lol::lol:

:clap::clap: chris!

 

 

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Chris: "Olord, is Jonny eating cake again?

Guy: "O crap, microphone in my eye"

 

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Chris: "No Jonny don't eat the caaaaaaaaaaaaake!

 

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Jonny (mad): "WHO EAT MY CAKE

Guy: "I didn't"

CHris: "Me neither"

Will: "*cough* *burp* Me neither :angel:

 

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Well done Jonny, you didn't eat cake for one whole day! Good job!

 

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Chris: "That wine is terrible"

Jonny: "Told you so. You have to heat cake, that's nice.

 

Okay this was shit :P

 

:laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3:

I am new to Coldplaying and I absolutely LOVE this thread! So I thought that as my very first post I would try this out. I hope you like them!:)

 

 

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(Just in case you can't read it on the picture)

Guy: What is that falling from the sky? Is that..., No it can't be. Yes, its...

Jonny: CAKE!! I finally get my cake!

Chris: Jonny never shares his cake :angry: So I'm just going to have to steal it :sneaky:

Will: How the hell did I get stuck with a bunch of cake-obsessed idiots? :veryangry2:

 

 

...A Few Minutes Later

 

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Chris: MUWHAHAHA! :laugh3: (crazy and evil laugh)

I got the cake and now nobody, not even Jonny can take it from me now!!:laugh3:

 

welcome :D

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

Welcome to the forums, Berrymanlove<3! I'm Lhuna. ;) And yes, this thread is just pure awesomeness isn't it?

Welcome! =D And this being your first thread, you'll love the forum, haha :rolleyes:

Welcome to the forum :D!!

 

Haha, I dont need to quote any of those all of them are hilarious :laugh3:!

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Guy: I'm just here because I'm hot.

Jonny: I'm just here for the free cake.... yum....

Will: I'm just here to support my fellow bandmates.

Chris: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!

^This picture is awesome :lol:!

 

 

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Photographer: Ok, everyone say: aaaa!

Chris: Like this, is this good?! AAAAA!!!! AAAA!!!

Will: Dont want to, not going to.

Guy: I am way too hot to make silly faces, just take the damn picture.

Jonny: *Wow, I cant wait to get home to that big ca.., wait he said what now*?!

Welcome!

 

What's your name? I'm Anneloes :)

 

And VivaNewYork oh wait, you're Hilary :P

Well, Hilary I looooove your hair!!

^This picture is awesome :lol:!

 

 

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Photographer: Ok, everyone say: aaaa!

Chris: Like this, is this good?! AAAAA!!!! AAAA!!!

Will: Dont want to, not going to.

Guy: I am way too hot to make silly faces, just take the damn picture.

Jonny: *Wow, I cant wait to get home to that big ca.., wait he said what now*?!

 

Made my day with the Guy and Jonny lines :laugh3:

^This picture is awesome :lol:!

 

 

Photographer: Ok, everyone say: aaaa!

Chris: Like this, is this good?! AAAAA!!!! AAAA!!!

Will: Dont want to, not going to.

Guy: I am way too hot to make silly faces, just take the damn picture.

Jonny: *Wow, I cant wait to get home to that big ca.., wait he said what now*?!

 

:laugh3::laugh3:Will!!:laugh3:

^This picture is awesome :lol:!

 

 

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Photographer: Ok, everyone say: aaaa!

Chris: Like this, is this good?! AAAAA!!!! AAAA!!!

Will: Dont want to, not going to.

Guy: I am way too hot to make silly faces, just take the damn picture.

Jonny: *Wow, I cant wait to get home to that big ca.., wait he said what now*?!

 

Rania! You kill me! :laugh3: :laugh4: :laugh3:

Lol, I glad you liked me first LOLplay :P! I thought it sucked but I'd give it a try!

 

This thread is seriously so funny!

I love Will's line ... :lol:

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Chris: We don't expect you to talk, Mr. Satriani. We expect you to die.

 

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Chris: Dear God, if you can hear me right now, I'd really like it if I could slap Guy's ass without the fangirls crying.

Chris: We don't expect you to talk, Mr. Satriani. We expect you to die.

 

Chris: Dear God, if you can hear me right now, I'd really like it if I could slap Guy's ass without the fangirls crying.

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

the second one is killer!!!

Yes, I just think it's kinda cute that Chris likes to slap the cute one's ass.

 

 

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Chris: One singular sensation, every little step she takes....

 

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Coldplay: 'Cause this is THRILLER!!!!

 

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Chris: O noes, I has pink-eye!

 

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Chris: You can buy THAT for only $19.99 plus shipping and handling? Wow, I can't wait to buy a Snuggie!

 

^ :laugh3: :laugh3:!!

THRILLER ONE :laugh3:!!

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: This thread is gold ...

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Chris: People always ask me where I hide my freaking chocolate cake, but the truth is I haven't seen any chocolate cake in months ... I used to hide cake in the piano but since Jonny found out about that I haven't seen any cakes ............

Will: Oh God ... I said a thousand times that I'm the one who should do the speeches ... this always happens.

Chris: ... and I'd really like to have some chocolate cake from time to time ... it doesn't even have to be chocolate cake, it could be any sort of cake ...

Guy: Just smile ... pretend everything's fine ... the girls still like you ...

Chris: ... well, my point is ... Jonny's always stealing my cake these days and I ...

Jonny: Chris talking about cake is like the best thing that could ever happen.

Will: We'll never get off this stage again ...

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