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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Because like we all know: J has boobs. :nod:

 

BOOBZ

 

That's what the caption reminded me of too!:lol: Poor Jonny!!:laugh3:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

. . . Boobz aside, more from the Trollplayers (that doesn't sound right, but moving on):

 

 

 

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. . . Boobz aside, more from the Trollplayers (that doesn't sound right, but moving on):
:lol:

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I love how this seemingly drug addicted dude on the left is looking. Guy, you better hide yo cards man, THIS DUDE'S JELLY!

 

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I always knew Chris could fart rainbows! :wacky:

Anyway, suggestions?

HELL YEAH!

 

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Will: "Mweheheh I'm about to pee on Chris's head."

Chris: "HAHA, man, I never knew we'd go that broke that we end up living in such a shit hole HAHAHA!"

Jonny: "BAHAH, inorite?! One question though, why do I find it that funny?"

Chris: "Oh I know why..." :charming:

Jonny: "LOL"

Guy: "I'm not even going to ask... :dozey:"

 

 

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Photographer: "Seriously guys, this chair is not, and I mean NOT, in any way, dangerous! REALLY."

Chris: "No man. No you don't understand-"

Will: "Listen, we have really bad experiences with chairs."

Chris: "He's right, chairs are EVIL. Never actually sit on the upholstery, better on the arm rest, they're ... less dangerous."

Will: "Yes, you can never be careful enough with chairs, they are... cunning padded creatures! Once you sit on the upholstery, you'll get sucked into the third dimension of evilness from which you'll never escape!"

Chris: "Yeah O___O"

Will: O____O

Photographer: "O-

 

kay

 

... are you high, by any chance?" :uhoh:

 

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Jonny: "Wow I look really handsome in b/w :nod:"

Guy: "But you'll never look as ovaries-exploding as me."

Jonny: "I.. ovari- what?!"

Chris: "Shit, I think we went the wrong direction guys..."

Will: "Chris, you're about to get raped. Now rephrase what you've just said."

Chris: "shit"

 

 

 

 

 

I hope this pleases you weird people! :cheesy::kiss:

Goo Lord!:laugh3:

 

(But rumour has it, it's actually Eno that's into that stuff, THalia... :wink3:)

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:chris:: (thinking) This is going to look so hot on Jonny later!:wink::sneaky:

 

I'm just 2 minutes awake, but you made my day. Thank you!:lol: From which gig is this picture?

I'm just 2 minutes awake, but you made my day. Thank you!:lol: From which gig is this picture?

 

I think it's from Nice. Someone posted it in the Chris thread via Coldplay France's FB page.:)

I think it's from Nice. Someone posted it in the Chris thread via Coldplay France's FB page.:)

 

Nice?! :inquisitive: No no, it can't be! I don't remember that happening :stunned:

I always knew Chris could fart rainbows! :wacky:

 

Well, we all know that Chris is the only one who can fart awesomeness... :P

I'm just 2 minutes awake, but you made my day. Thank you!:lol: From which gig is this picture?

 

It's from Vancouver gig the 1 may ! : )

All I said it that Coldplay France posted it. No, that doesn't mean it's from France. Just a GUESS, as I said.:) Glad to know our Canadian crowds can be so...oervy,lol.;)

Uh...that should have said 'pervy', but not it's more like a combination of 'pervy' and 'ovary',lol. Oops!

HELL YEAH!

 

 

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Will: "Mweheheh I'm about to pee on Chris's head."

Chris: "HAHA, man, I never knew we'd go that broke that we end up living in such a shit hole HAHAHA!"

Jonny: "BAHAH, inorite?! One question though, why do I find it that funny?"

Chris: "Oh I know why..." :charming:

Jonny: "LOL"

Guy: "I'm not even going to ask... :dozey:"

 

 

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Photographer: "Seriously guys, this chair is not, and I mean NOT, in any way, dangerous! REALLY."

Chris: "No man. No you don't understand-"

Will: "Listen, we have really bad experiences with chairs."

Chris: "He's right, chairs are EVIL. Never actually sit on the upholstery, better on the arm rest, they're ... less dangerous."

Will: "Yes, you can never be careful enough with chairs, they are... cunning padded creatures! Once you sit on the upholstery, you'll get sucked into the third dimension of evilness from which you'll never escape!"

Chris: "Yeah O___O"

Will: O____O

Photographer: "O-

 

kay

 

... are you high, by any chance?" :uhoh:

 

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Jonny: "Wow I look really handsome in b/w :nod:"

Guy: "But you'll never look as ovaries-exploding as me."

Jonny: "I.. ovari- what?!"

Chris: "Shit, I think we went the wrong direction guys..."

Will: "Chris, you're about to get raped. Now rephrase what you've just said."

Chris: "shit"

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope this pleases you weird people! :cheesy::kiss:

Hahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahaha Thalia !!! :laugh3:

Nice?! :inquisitive: No no, it can't be! I don't remember that happening :stunned:

 

It isn't from Nice...and before you think that: no it's not mine! :laugh3:

 

It's from Vancouver gig the 1 may ! : )

 

:nod:

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Up here, Chris! But aren't I supposed to call to YOU from the balcony? ;):lol:

^:lol:

 

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:jonny:: And now, to prove to you that there's more to me than craving cake all the time, I present to you a soliloquy from William Shakespeare...

 

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...Ehem...

 

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"To be, or not to be: that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them?"

 

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" To die: to sleep;

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish'd."

 

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".To die, to sleep;

To sleep: perchance to dream..."

 

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...Aw, screw it! This is boring! I WANT CAKE!!!

 

:p

^

 

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Gwyneth: Don't play games with me, Christopher! You're responsible! You took it out of my luggage to show off to your bandmates, didn't you??;)

 

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:chris:: No, Gwynnie! I swear I didn't steal that bra from your luggage...I stole THIS one!:wink3::sneaky:

^ Hahahaha, it's possible that he took it right off her in that picture... (she doesn't seem to be wearing one)

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