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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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I haven't eaten cake for months ... :uhoh:

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Guy in suit: Ok, everyone! So today you have to put on a really great show, and remember to advertise Make Trade Fair SUBTLY! We don't want this concert to be like last Monday's. *glares at Chris*

Will: I totally agree, sir! I mean, I found his running around naked onstage to be rather... idiotic.

Guy in MTF shirt: Especially with "Make Trade Fair" written in Sharpie on his *ahem* no-no's.

Jonny: But that's where all the girls looked at when Chris was naked! I know I looked there. Although it was a bit too distracting for me- Er, I mean, CAAAAAAAKE!

Guy: I should've been the one naked on stage! Even though Chris was naked, I'm sure the girls were actually looking at ME!

Chris: *thinks* Hmph. I thought it was a good idea. Jonny seemed to like it.

I haven't eaten cake since my friend gave me a slice then her girly-looking guy friend took it from me and ate it, then gave it back to me. ewwww

 

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Chris: *tries to walk backwards and sing* I have this talent, I can walk backwards, in fact I can go--*falls over*

Will: :smug:

Guy: :\

Jonny: :laugh1: Cake.

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And if you ask me, people were really convinced I was a Hobo, on that Halloween...

Chris: :cheesy: Trick-or-T..."

Man: :angry:*slams door in face and puts up 'No Hoboes Allowed' sign...*

And that was when I decided to become the World's Greatest Hobo...

Oh goooooosssssh that's funny :laugh1: Percy loves you!

 

Raz--Your caption's so hilarious! Chris is going to entertain his fangirls a lot at his next concert...:sneaky: :wink3:

:confused:What the meanings of cakes here in this thread!!! I'm loosing the jokes. :cry:

It's a running joke. We made a lot of captions with Jonny craving cake in it that we decided to make it a running joke.

If you've ever seen the MuggleNet caption contests you might find a lot of running jokes, like about the dots, speech bubbles, the Hufflepuff common room, etc.

 

I try to put some variety into my captions because I know people would get tired of Jonny randomly blurting out "CAKE" one day.

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Paul: Hey guys. I want to take a picture with you.

Guy : This is my 560566th picture tonight

Chris: here we go again. :D

jonny: take pictures gave me hungry

Will thinking: God, that Paul don't touch me

:wreck:

Oh my! What are we gonna do? :uhoh:

 

:sneaky:Take revenge, of course!!:laugh3:

I figure I should probably contribute to this thread instead of just lurking around, so here goes:

 

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After being rejected from the Olympic synchronised swimming team, Chris and Guy decided to take up another fast-paced sport: Synchronised walking.

 

 

Sorry that was terrible:( Just random: Chris and Guy look so alike in this photo!!

 

Oh, and I got the photo from the Chris thread, by the way.:)

:lol: :laugh3: It fits perfectly to the guy's expressions.

Okay I just have to do this, when I saw this photo I realized it was really CAKEABLE material :P so I said I wouldn't but here we go..

 

okay it's my first one so no promises :P

 

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Chris: That photographer isn't serious about those pants he's wearing is he? :thinking:

Will: I'm not sure Chris, he really looks like he is..weird

Guy: thinking *I got to dazzle all the female fans now think GORGEOUS and steaming sexy badass look*

Jonny: Oh would you just look at that steaming creamy looking cheese cake over there...are we finished yet..? I gotta go do something..

 

:P

 

AHHH! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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Paul: Hey guys. I want to take a picture with you.

Guy : This is my 560566th picture tonight

Chris: here we go again. :D

jonny: take pictures gave me hungry

Will thinking: God, that Paul don't touch me

 

WILL <3 :laugh3:

 

After being rejected from the Olympic synchronised swimming team, Chris and Guy decided to take up another fast-paced sport: Synchronised walking.

 

 

Sorry that was terrible:( Just random: Chris and Guy look so alike in this photo!!

 

Oh, and I got the photo from the Chris thread, by the way.:)

 

 

Chris: That photographer isn't serious about those pants he's wearing is he? :thinking:

Will: I'm not sure Chris, he really looks like he is..weird

Guy: thinking *I got to dazzle all the female fans now think GORGEOUS and steaming sexy badass look*

Jonny: Oh would you just look at that steaming creamy looking cheese cake over there...are we finished yet..? I gotta go do something..

 

:P

 

 

Guy in suit: Ok, everyone! So today you have to put on a really great show, and remember to advertise Make Trade Fair SUBTLY! We don't want this concert to be like last Monday's. *glares at Chris*

Will: I totally agree, sir! I mean, I found his running around naked onstage to be rather... idiotic.

Guy in MTF shirt: Especially with "Make Trade Fair" written in Sharpie on his *ahem* no-no's.

Jonny: But that's where all the girls looked at when Chris was naked! I know I looked there. Although it was a bit too distracting for me- Er, I mean, CAAAAAAAKE!

Guy: I should've been the one naked on stage! Even though Chris was naked, I'm sure the girls were actually looking at ME!

Chris: *thinks* Hmph. I thought it was a good idea. Jonny seemed to like it.

 

Paul: Hey guys. I want to take a picture with you.

Guy : This is my 560566th picture tonight

Chris: here we go again. :D

jonny: take pictures gave me hungry

Will thinking: God, that Paul don't touch me

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3:

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Chris: Wow that's a hot chick! :shocked2:

Jonny: Maybe there's cake inside this guitar! :o

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Chris: Wow that's a hot chick! :shocked2:

Jonny: Maybe there's cake inside this guitar! :o

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

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