LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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October 9, 200916 yr

Chris was delighted to see that the in-flight snacks included cake.

Chris: Oooh, i wonder if they have double chocolate muffins...:wideeyed:

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October 9, 200916 yr

guy strawberryman :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

October 9, 200916 yr

The same place where you can buy Chris Martinis and Guy Strawberryman Spread! :awesome:

Chris: Will gimme some love...:kiss:
Will: *puckers lips*
Chris: :sneaky:
Will: *kisses mic stand*
Chris: :(

LOL I laughed so hard at this one! :laugh3::lol:

October 9, 200916 yr

Man, I haven't visited this thread since like the first 10 pages. :stunned:
I need to go back and laugh at some of these. :laugh3:

Chris: "I...I can't believe he's really gone."
Jonny: "I know. It's tragic."
Chris: "I didn't want things to end this way. I just thought it would be funny!"
Jonny: "Everyone feels the same way, Chris. But there's no changing things now."
Chris: "I just can't believe he's not coming back."
Guy (off-screen): "Who's gone and not coming back?"
Chris: "Will."
Guy: *gasp* "Will's dead?"
Jonny: "Worse."
Guy: *gasp* "Will's a zombie?"
Chris: "Not quite."
Guy: "Then what happened?"
Jonny: "Sigh...Chris dared Will to stuff as many nachos in his mouth as he could while peddling a unicycle and singing DWNC."
Guy: "And?"
Chris: "And now he's constipated."
Guy: "So why is he gone?"
Chris: "He's gone to the bathroom. DUH!"
Guy: "And why is he not coming back?"
Chris: "Because it's really, really bad constipation, genius! DUH!"
Guy: "..."
Jonny: "What's with that look, Guy?"
Guy: "You two are so stupid."

OMG!!!! muahahahaha:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

this is so funny!!

October 9, 200916 yr

Chris was delighted to see that the in-flight snacks included cake.

Chris: Oooh, i wonder if they have double chocolate muffins...:wideeyed:

:lol::lol:

guy strawberryman :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:laugh3::laugh3:

October 9, 200916 yr

The same place where you can buy Chris Martinis and Guy Strawberryman Spread! :awesome:

Chris: Will gimme some love...:kiss:
Will: *puckers lips*
Chris: :sneaky:
Will: *kisses mic stand*
Chris: :(

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:. So funny.

Guy Strawberryman :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: what are the ingredients? :P

October 9, 200916 yr

@Akasapple *points to my sig*ingredients in spoiler!!!:lol:

October 9, 200916 yr

Chris: Seriously, boys, we should try the 'Double-Pits-to-Chesty' sometime... we smell like shit.

October 10, 200916 yr

@Akasapple *points to my sig*ingredients in spoiler!!!:lol:

:laugh3: that's delicious!!!!

October 10, 200916 yr

I take this of another thread

OK that girl is obviously reaching behind Will and have a bit of a Guy butt squeeze and Guy is kinda panicked because he thinks it's Will. :laugh3:

October 10, 200916 yr

Guy: I wuv Toys R' Us!!! :wacky:

Red toy: Guy Berryman? NO WAY!

Green toys: Look at his ASS! :wink3:

October 10, 200916 yr

Guy: I wuv Toys R' Us!!! :wacky:
Red toy: Guy Berryman? NO WAY!
Green toys: Look at his ASS! :wink3:

:laugh3::laugh3::wacky: Is this from a video?

October 10, 200916 yr

yes. South Bank Show? am not sure.

October 10, 200916 yr

It is from the South Bank Show :guy:

October 10, 200916 yr

Guy: I wuv Toys R' Us!!! :wacky:
Red toy: Guy Berryman? NO WAY!
Green toys: Look at his ASS! :wink3:

Hahahaha :lol:!!!

Oh, yes the green toys are enjoying themselves :sneakyjoe:

October 10, 200916 yr

Guy: I wuv Toys R' Us!!! :wacky:
Red toy: Guy Berryman? NO WAY!
Green toys: Look at his ASS! :wink3:

HAHAHHAH

the green toys actually look like this!!!!!!

October 10, 200916 yr

Guy: I wuv Toys R' Us!!! :wacky:
Red toy: Guy Berryman? NO WAY!
Green toys: Look at his ASS! :wink3:

:laugh3::laugh3:

i wanna be the red toy:sneaky::smug::lol:

October 10, 200916 yr

^^ I agree.:D What I wouldn't give to be that red toy...:D

October 10, 200916 yr

^^ I agree.:D What I wouldn't give to be that red toy...:D

:wacky::wacky:

October 10, 200916 yr

I'd love to get drunk off of Chris Martinis

October 10, 200916 yr

Guy: I wuv Toys R' Us!!! :wacky:
Red toy: Guy Berryman? NO WAY!
Green toys: Look at his ASS! :wink3:

green toys: Oh, yeah, give me some berryarse!:mellow:

/perv

^^ I agree.:D What I wouldn't give to be that red toy...:D

:evilgrin:

October 10, 200916 yr

Guy: I wuv Toys R' Us!!! :wacky:
Red toy: Guy Berryman? NO WAY!
Green toys: Look at his ASS! :wink3:

:lol: :laugh3:

Never trust a toy ... especially not the green ones.

October 10, 200916 yr

:lol: :laugh3:
Never trust a toy ... especially not the green ones.

They're plotting the murder of all Berrygirls...:sneaky:

October 10, 200916 yr

Oh noes! :worried: Good I'm not one of them. :smug:

October 10, 200916 yr

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