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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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I know I always have to laugh so bad when I come to this thread :D

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Man, I haven't visited this thread since like the first 10 pages. :stunned:

I need to go back and laugh at some of these. :laugh3:

 

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Chris: "I...I can't believe he's really gone."

Jonny: "I know. It's tragic."

Chris: "I didn't want things to end this way. I just thought it would be funny!"

Jonny: "Everyone feels the same way, Chris. But there's no changing things now."

Chris: "I just can't believe he's not coming back."

Guy (off-screen): "Who's gone and not coming back?"

Chris: "Will."

Guy: *gasp* "Will's dead?"

Jonny: "Worse."

Guy: *gasp* "Will's a zombie?"

Chris: "Not quite."

Guy: "Then what happened?"

Jonny: "Sigh...Chris dared Will to stuff as many nachos in his mouth as he could while peddling a unicycle and singing DWNC."

Guy: "And?"

Chris: "And now he's constipated."

Guy: "So why is he gone?"

Chris: "He's gone to the bathroom. DUH!"

Guy: "And why is he not coming back?"

Chris: "Because it's really, really bad constipation, genius! DUH!"

Guy: "..."

Jonny: "What's with that look, Guy?"

Guy: "You two are so stupid."

^ LAUGHED SO HARD :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Man, I haven't visited this thread since like the first 10 pages. :stunned:

I need to go back and laugh at some of these. :laugh3:

 

herni13a.jpg

 

Chris: "I...I can't believe he's really gone."

Jonny: "I know. It's tragic."

 

Chris: "I just can't believe he's not coming back."

Guy (off-screen): "Who's gone and not coming back?"

 

Chris: "He's gone to the bathroom. DUH!"

Guy: "And why is he not coming back?"

 

Guy: "You two are so stupid."

 

LOL!!! :laugh3:

^^ :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

Chris: "I...I can't believe he's really gone."

Jonny: "I know. It's tragic."

Chris: "I didn't want things to end this way. I just thought it would be funny!"

Jonny: "Everyone feels the same way, Chris. But there's no changing things now."

Chris: "I just can't believe he's not coming back."

Guy (off-screen): "Who's gone and not coming back?"

Chris: "Will."

Guy: *gasp* "Will's dead?"

Jonny: "Worse."

Guy: *gasp* "Will's a zombie?"

Chris: "Not quite."

Guy: "Then what happened?"

Jonny: "Sigh...Chris dared Will to stuff as many nachos in his mouth as he could while peddling a unicycle and singing DWNC."

Guy: "And?"

Chris: "And now he's consipated."

Guy: "So why is he gone?"

Chris: "He's gone to the bathroom. DUH!"

Guy: "And why is he not coming back?"

Chris: "Because it's really, really bad constipation, genius! DUH!"

Guy: "..."

Jonny: "What's with that look, Guy?"

Guy: "You two are so stupid."

 

:lol: Oh dear ... :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

Chris: "I...I can't believe he's really gone."

Jonny: "I know. It's tragic."

Chris: "I didn't want things to end this way. I just thought it would be funny!"

Jonny: "Everyone feels the same way, Chris. But there's no changing things now."

Chris: "I just can't believe he's not coming back."

Guy (off-screen): "Who's gone and not coming back?"

Chris: "Will."

Guy: *gasp* "Will's dead?"

Jonny: "Worse."

Guy: *gasp* "Will's a zombie?"

Chris: "Not quite."

Guy: "Then what happened?"

Jonny: "Sigh...Chris dared Will to stuff as many nachos in his mouth as he could while peddling a unicycle and singing DWNC."

Guy: "And?"

Chris: "And now he's consipated."

Guy: "So why is he gone?"

Chris: "He's gone to the bathroom. DUH!"

Guy: "And why is he not coming back?"

Chris: "Because it's really, really bad constipation, genius! DUH!"

Guy: "..."

Jonny: "What's with that look, Guy?"

Guy: "You two are so stupid."

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

HAHA!!!!!!!!:laugh3::laugh3:

Man, I haven't visited this thread since like the first 10 pages. :stunned:

I need to go back and laugh at some of these. :laugh3:

 

herni13a.jpg

 

Chris: "I...I can't believe he's really gone."

Jonny: "I know. It's tragic."

Chris: "I didn't want things to end this way. I just thought it would be funny!"

Jonny: "Everyone feels the same way, Chris. But there's no changing things now."

Chris: "I just can't believe he's not coming back."

Guy (off-screen): "Who's gone and not coming back?"

Chris: "Will."

Guy: *gasp* "Will's dead?"

Jonny: "Worse."

Guy: *gasp* "Will's a zombie?"

Chris: "Not quite."

Guy: "Then what happened?"

Jonny: "Sigh...Chris dared Will to stuff as many nachos in his mouth as he could while peddling a unicycle and singing DWNC."

Guy: "And?"

Chris: "And now he's constipated."

Guy: "So why is he gone?"

Chris: "He's gone to the bathroom. DUH!"

Guy: "And why is he not coming back?"

Chris: "Because it's really, really bad constipation, genius! DUH!"

Guy: "..."

Jonny: "What's with that look, Guy?"

Guy: "You two are so stupid."

 

 

 

 

I almost fell out of my chair. :D

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It's the all-new Coldplay action figure set!

Featuring near-perfect models of Chris, Will, Jonny, and Guy for you to do whatever with!

Only $19.99.

8705.jpg

It's the all-new Coldplay action figure set!

Featuring near-perfect models of Chris, Will, Jonny, and Guy for you to do whatever with!

Only $19.99.

 

 

 

:D

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It's the all-new Coldplay action figure set!

Featuring near-perfect models of Chris, Will, Jonny, and Guy for you to do whatever with!

Only $19.99.

 

To do... whatever with?

8705.jpg

It's the all-new Coldplay action figure set!

Featuring near-perfect models of Chris, Will, Jonny, and Guy for you to do whatever with!

Only $19.99.

 

I'll buy two! :D

8705.jpg

It's the all-new Coldplay action figure set!

Featuring near-perfect models of Chris, Will, Jonny, and Guy for you to do whatever with!

Only $19.99.

 

gonna buy it :escaping:

^Everything.

 

It's live size you know.. :wink3:

 

:sweatdrop:

Man, I haven't visited this thread since like the first 10 pages. :stunned:

I need to go back and laugh at some of these. :laugh3:

 

herni13a.jpg

 

Chris: "I...I can't believe he's really gone."

Jonny: "I know. It's tragic."

Chris: "I didn't want things to end this way. I just thought it would be funny!"

Jonny: "Everyone feels the same way, Chris. But there's no changing things now."

Chris: "I just can't believe he's not coming back."

Guy (off-screen): "Who's gone and not coming back?"

Chris: "Will."

Guy: *gasp* "Will's dead?"

Jonny: "Worse."

Guy: *gasp* "Will's a zombie?"

Chris: "Not quite."

Guy: "Then what happened?"

Jonny: "Sigh...Chris dared Will to stuff as many nachos in his mouth as he could while peddling a unicycle and singing DWNC."

Guy: "And?"

Chris: "And now he's constipated."

Guy: "So why is he gone?"

Chris: "He's gone to the bathroom. DUH!"

Guy: "And why is he not coming back?"

Chris: "Because it's really, really bad constipation, genius! DUH!"

Guy: "..."

Jonny: "What's with that look, Guy?"

Guy: "You two are so stupid."

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: hahaha!!! :lol::lol:

I started reading all this last night, I ended on page 17, I still havs so much more to read..... and I could not stop laughing! This makes my day.

8705.jpg

It's the all-new Coldplay action figure set!

Featuring near-perfect models of Chris, Will, Jonny, and Guy for you to do whatever with!

Only $19.99.

 

:sweatdrop::lol:to do whatever with,and life sized?!:dead:I'll take 5!!!:PI want Phil too:heart

I'd buy a Chris action figure (or plush doll, preferably) if I saw one!

 

Anyway...

 

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Chris Puppet: Hello, everybody!

Jonny Puppet: I want a cake puppet...

Will Puppet: Nobody likes me... that's why I'm back here...

Guy Puppet: I hate my life, too, Will... my nose is too big...

I'd buy a Chris action figure (or plush doll, preferably) if I saw one!

 

Anyway...

 

coldplay09-1-22.jpg

Chris Puppet: Hello, everybody!

Jonny Puppet: I want a cake puppet...

Will Puppet: Nobody likes me... that's why I'm back here...

Guy Puppet: I hate my life, too, Will... my nose is too big...

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

8705.jpg

It's the all-new Coldplay action figure set!

Featuring near-perfect models of Chris, Will, Jonny, and Guy for you to do whatever with!

Only $19.99.

 

Where can I buy these??????? :awesome:

The same place where you can buy Chris Martinis and Guy Strawberryman Spread! :awesome:

 

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Chris: Will gimme some love...:kiss:

Will: *puckers lips*

Chris: :sneaky:

Will: *kisses mic stand*

Chris: :(

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