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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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  • Charlotteflair
    Charlotteflair

    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

  • What is life
    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Chris: Wow that's a hot chick! :shocked2:

Jonny: Maybe there's cake inside this guitar! :o

 

Omygod, think about it: Jonny is on stage, and he throws his guitar on the floor, and gets a cake out of it.

That would be awesome, live. :lol:

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So those Twilight fan-girls think Edward is hotter than me, eh? Well I'll put a pair of fangs in my mouth and we can see how 'cute' Edward is when I bite his ass off! Save the polar bears bitches! :evil:

 

[/EVILCHRIS]

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

OMG, EVIL CHRIS IS TURNING ME ON!

 

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'OMG, Gwyneth! Are you SERIOUSLY dating Phil now? I mean, WTF?... hang on, Jonny's on the other line, honey....hey, Jonny boy!...no freaklng way....you made out with a guy dressed up like cake?...no, I haven't seen Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs yet, Jonny....I have to go, J-boy... the fans need me!....Oh, bye, Gwyneth!' *continues performing*

 

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'OMG, Jonny... that is the biggest cake I've ever seen.'

i still don't see why there is an obsession with cake. i hate it. enough said. *runs away :escaping:*

I LOVE THIS CAKE OBSESSION :wacky:

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Chris felt rather uncomfortable on stage as all 3 of his fellow Coldplayic bandmates started coming onto him at the same time.

 

Will: You look extremely kissable.

Jonny: Heh heh your hair reminds me of frosting on a cake...

Guy: So...you're a man, huh...? :wink3:

 

Even worse, Gwyneth and her kids were watching the whole scene.

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So those Twilight fan-girls think Edward is hotter than me, eh? Well I'll put a pair of fangs in my mouth and we can see how 'cute' Edward is when I bite his ass off! Save the polar bears bitches! :evil:

 

[/EVILCHRIS]

 

 

OMG, EVIL CHRIS IS TURNING ME ON!

 

23025.jpg

'OMG, Gwyneth! Are you SERIOUSLY dating Phil now? I mean, WTF?... hang on, Jonny's on the other line, honey....hey, Jonny boy!...no freaklng way....you made out with a guy dressed up like cake?...no, I haven't seen Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs yet, Jonny....I have to go, J-boy... the fans need me!....Oh, bye, Gwyneth!' *continues performing*

 

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'OMG, Jonny... that is the biggest cake I've ever seen.'

 

 

 

cpmusicares-1.jpg

Chris felt rather uncomfortable on stage as all 3 of his fellow Coldplayic bandmates started coming onto him at the same time.

 

Will: You look extremely kissable.

Jonny: Heh heh your hair reminds me of frosting on a cake...

Guy: So...you're a man, huh...? :wink3:

 

Even worse, Gwyneth and her kids were watching the whole scene.

 

 

 

 

You guys are soooooo talent. I'm still laughing

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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Chris felt rather uncomfortable on stage as all 3 of his fellow Coldplayic bandmates started coming onto him at the same time.

 

Will: You look extremely kissable.

Jonny: Heh heh your hair reminds me of frosting on a cake...

Guy: So...you're a man, huh...? :wink3:

 

Even worse, Gwyneth and her kids were watching the whole scene.

 

OMG, Chris looks SO FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE in that pic!!

Hey Amy!!! :hug:

 

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Chris: CAKE! *Runs towards cake in slow motion...*

omg girls! all these are so hilarious!!:laugh4::laugh4:

Hey Amy!!! :hug:

 

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Chris: CAKE! *Runs towards cake in slow motion...*

 

 

:laugh3: this thread is so funny!!

 

 

 

OMG my 300 post!!!!! I'm spamming :dance:

I figure I should probably contribute to this thread instead of just lurking around, so here goes:

 

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After being rejected from the Olympic synchronised swimming team, Chris and Guy decided to take up another fast-paced sport: Synchronised walking.

 

 

Hahahaha :D

 

Guy should let his hair grow again.

 

And Chris too! :P

The Lego Band is to cool, You should do a Lego video of a song.

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Once he'd spotted the cake someone had at left at the side of the stage, the dip in Chris's concentration was plain to see...

 

Chris *singing Yellow*: "And your spooooonge, oh yeah your sponge and cream,

Turn iiiiiiiiiin to something from a dream

And you know for you i'd wait up all night

For you i'd wait up all night"

Random crew member standing at side of stage (out of shot): "Man, whoever left that cake there is sooo getting fired..."

cpmusicares-1.jpg

Chris felt rather uncomfortable on stage as all 3 of his fellow Coldplayic bandmates started coming onto him at the same time.

 

Will: You look extremely kissable.

Jonny: Heh heh your hair reminds me of frosting on a cake...

Guy: So...you're a man, huh...? :wink3:

 

Even worse, Gwyneth and her kids were watching the whole scene.

 

this turned me on a bit.:sneaky:well, maybe a lot.

Hey Amy!!! :hug:

 

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Chris: CAKE! *Runs towards cake in slow motion...*

 

Jonny running towards cake in a field of sunflowers... :rolleyes: :thinking:

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