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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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GET OFF MY MAN... I mean gwyneths.:sneaky:

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

the guy: "What is your shampoo?"

GET OFF MY MAN... I mean gwyneths.:sneaky:

 

There is more than one Gwyneth?

:|

 

Punctuation!

the guy: "What is your shampoo?"

:lol:

 

 

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Chris is a very charming lead singer of a soft rock band whose other members recently quit. He is bored and is looking for company to enjoy music with. His lovely curls and blue eyes will seduce you right away. He plays the piano and guitar, among other instruments. He is caring, joyful, passionate and loves when you pet him and sing along to his songs. His funny weird dance moves are just an addition to his charm. He also loves jogging. He is very flexible and therefore adapts to any home that gives him some love. If you'd like to give him another chance at happiness, please contact us :wacko:

I'm bad with punctuation.

 

Oh really?

:lol:

 

 

Adopt a rock star

 

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Chris is a very charming lead singer of a soft rock band whose other members recently quit. He is bored and is looking for company to enjoy music with. His lovely curls and blue eyes will seduce you right away. He plays the piano and guitar, among other instruments. He is caring, joyful, passionate and loves when you pet him and sing along to his songs. His funny weird dance moves are just an addition to his charm. He also loves jogging. He is very flexible and therefore adapts to any home that gives him some love. If you'd like to give him another chance at happiness, please contact us :wacko:

HAHAHAHHAHAAH ! Awesome :laugh3:

 

You forgot to write down the contact number! I need it! Cos I'm kinda interested... :angel:

:lol:

 

 

Adopt a rock star

 

tumblr_m9srzuhfH11r2pspro1_500.jpg

 

Chris is a very charming lead singer of a soft rock band whose other members recently quit. He is bored and is looking for company to enjoy music with. His lovely curls and blue eyes will seduce you right away. He plays the piano and guitar, among other instruments. He is caring, joyful, passionate and loves when you pet him and sing along to his songs. His funny weird dance moves are just an addition to his charm. He also loves jogging. He is very flexible and therefore adapts to any home that gives him some love. If you'd like to give him another chance at happiness, please contact us :wacko:

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

HAHAHAHHAHAAH ! Awesome :laugh3:

 

You forgot to write down the contact number! I need it! Cos I'm kinda interested... :angel:

you're not alone... :D

:lol:

 

 

Adopt a rock star

 

tumblr_m9srzuhfH11r2pspro1_500.jpg

 

Chris is a very charming lead singer of a soft rock band whose other members recently quit. He is bored and is looking for company to enjoy music with. His lovely curls and blue eyes will seduce you right away. He plays the piano and guitar, among other instruments. He is caring, joyful, passionate and loves when you pet him and sing along to his songs. His funny weird dance moves are just an addition to his charm. He also loves jogging. He is very flexible and therefore adapts to any home that gives him some love. If you'd like to give him another chance at happiness, please contact us :wacko:

 

I'm very interested in this offer. How much do you want for this Chris? I'll provide him a loving and caring new home :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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^ :lol:

 

:lol:

 

 

Adopt a rock star

 

tumblr_m9srzuhfH11r2pspro1_500.jpg

 

Chris is a very charming lead singer of a soft rock band whose other members recently quit. He is bored and is looking for company to enjoy music with. His lovely curls and blue eyes will seduce you right away. He plays the piano and guitar, among other instruments. He is caring, joyful, passionate and loves when you pet him and sing along to his songs. His funny weird dance moves are just an addition to his charm. He also loves jogging. He is very flexible and therefore adapts to any home that gives him some love. If you'd like to give him another chance at happiness, please contact us :wacko:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Who wouldn't adopt him? :heart::wacky:

I'd adopt him. I'd walk him, feed him and of course...pet him,lol.:charming:

 

Correcting someone's punctuation in a humour thread? Really? :p

^ thank-you haha :laugh3:

 

I would also adopt him...

He'd be fed well, clothed ;)... And he would be allowed to write songs when he likes :)

^ thank-you haha :laugh3:

 

I would also adopt him...

He'd be fed well, clothed ;)... And he would be allowed to write songs when he likes :)

 

I suspect 'clothed' would be optional for some on here,lol.

I suspect 'clothed' would be optional for some on here,lol.

Yeah it would :charming:

 

And, girls, I wish, oh I wish I could give you direct contact info...:disappointed:

Yeah it would :charming:

 

And, girls, I wish, oh I wish I could give you direct contact info...:disappointed:

 

If his band left him, does that mean you might have a guitarist in need of a loving home? ;)

Adopt a rock star

 

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Jonny is the adorable and incredibly talented guitarist from Chris' band. He has lovely green eyes, the most communicative smile, that will make your day, and the fluffiness makes him even cuter. He may seem a bit shy, but it just hides another layer of sweetness. As Chris' greatest companion, you may take the two of them with you! :cheesy:

Adopt a rock star

 

CHRIS+MARTIN+Talking+Fans+Outside+Hotel+Stockholm+oJtQzRMJ8X6l.jpgchrisjonnylove36bx.gif

 

Jonny is the adorable and incredibly talented guitarist from Chris' band. He has lovely green eyes, the most communicative smile, that will make your day, and the fluffiness makes him even cuter. He may seem a bit shy, but it just hides another layer of sweetness. As Chris' greatest companion, you may take the two of them with you! :cheesy:

 

MINE!!:D:D

Adopt a rock star

 

CHRIS+MARTIN+Talking+Fans+Outside+Hotel+Stockholm+oJtQzRMJ8X6l.jpgchrisjonnylove36bx.gif

 

Jonny is the adorable and incredibly talented guitarist from Chris' band. He has lovely green eyes, the most communicative smile, that will make your day, and the fluffiness makes him even cuter. He may seem a bit shy, but it just hides another layer of sweetness. As Chris' greatest companion, you may take the two of them with you! :cheesy:

 

WHERE DO I SIGN FOR THE PAIR?!?!

If his band left him, does that mean you might have a guitarist in need of a loving home? ;)

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

oh yes!!!

 

Adopt a rock star

 

CHRIS+MARTIN+Talking+Fans+Outside+Hotel+Stockholm+oJtQzRMJ8X6l.jpgchrisjonnylove36bx.gif

 

Jonny is the adorable and incredibly talented guitarist from Chris' band. He has lovely green eyes, the most communicative smile, that will make your day, and the fluffiness makes him even cuter. He may seem a bit shy, but it just hides another layer of sweetness. As Chris' greatest companion, you may take the two of them with you! :cheesy:

 

Ok, do you have a link for that site????

I want to sign up!!!

:lol:

 

 

Adopt a rock star

 

tumblr_m9srzuhfH11r2pspro1_500.jpg

 

Chris is a very charming lead singer of a soft rock band whose other members recently quit. He is bored and is looking for company to enjoy music with. His lovely curls and blue eyes will seduce you right away. He plays the piano and guitar, among other instruments. He is caring, joyful, passionate and loves when you pet him and sing along to his songs. His funny weird dance moves are just an addition to his charm. He also loves jogging. He is very flexible and therefore adapts to any home that gives him some love. If you'd like to give him another chance at happiness, please contact us :wacko:

 

Well, I did wish for a timelord and a TARDIS for my birthday.. Why not wish for this? :lol: :laugh3:

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