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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Chris: okay Guy, there was no need to put glue on my pillow! I'm supposed to be meeting Jon- eh... Gwyneth in 25 minutes.

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAH oh dear :lol: :laugh3:

Hahahhaha :lol:

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Guy: i AM the hottest!! What's that? Come on then, bring it on?!

Jonny Jonathan Jon

You are my bestest friend

The sun will always shine upon

Your face and I'm condemned

To watch your beauty day by day

And hope for you to stay

By my side until the end

Till all our days are spent

 

 

this!! so cute :dazzled: :dazzled: I'm gonna make a tattoo to my arm with these lyrics :dazzled:

 

I had to with this one..

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What do you mean Guy and J are practicing playing alone :D

 

:nod:

this!! so cute :dazzled: :dazzled: I'm gonna make a tattoo to my arm with these lyrics :dazzled:

 

:stunned::stunned::stunned:

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Chris: Guess who Jonnys favourite is... *raises hand*

:stunned::stunned::stunned:

 

:lol:

I'll repost this. :wacko:

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And then I have this picture..

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I could make a super corney caption for it, but I'll just leave it here for you to think about..:P

 

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Thought: Holy shit, Guy’s talking?!

 

x

 

Just saw this. So funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

And then I have this picture..

I could make a super corney caption for it, but I'll just leave it here for you to think about..:P

 

WELL ALRIGHTY THEN :awesome: *rubs hands*

 

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Chris: "Woooah hooooly shiiiite man, what's that thing on my head, jeeez it's so huuuuge maaan, like, it's swallowing my brain or somethin'-

 

WOAH

 

 

WOAH WAIT

 

it just told me I'm superman!" :drunk:

 

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Jonny: "Guy..." :mean:

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Guy: "Nope, I totally didn't put anything in Chris's coke" :whistle:

Just found this one and couldn't resist :lol:

 

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Guy: *whispering* "Will?"

Will: "What"

Guy: "Don't you think Jonny shouldn't be a little bit more...

 

you know, discreet?"

Will: "Whaddaya mean?"

Guy: "Just look at him for fuck's sake!"

Jonny: :wideeyed:

Chris: "And that's how we made our new album!"

Jonny: :wideeyed:

 

 

 

 

:wideeyed:

Guy: *whispering louder* "SEE? He didn't even blink for the last 5 minutes!!" :freak:

Will: "What? I don't see anything"

Guy: "YOU DIDN'T EVEN LO-wait

 

Oh, right, I see what you did there. You're not watching, it's not happening, I get it" :dozey:

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"I'm outta here, that's too gay, even for me" :phu:

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*waits for phone to ring*

Chris: why hasn't Jonny phoned me back? I knew I shouldntve hung up first

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Chris: If I look innocent... People will think it was Jonny that farted

Jonny: *sniff sniff* eeewwwww

Will: *thinks to himself* that's one of Chris's obviously....

Guy: I'm just too handsome.

^ :lol:

 

Just found this one and couldn't resist :lol:

 

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Guy: *whispering* "Will?"

Will: "What"

Guy: "Don't you think Jonny shouldn't be a little bit more...

 

you know, discreet?"

Will: "Whaddaya mean?"

Guy: "Just look at him for fuck's sake!"

Jonny: :wideeyed:

Chris: "And that's how we made our new album!"

Jonny: :wideeyed:

 

 

 

 

:wideeyed:

Guy: *whispering louder* "SEE? He didn't even blink for the last 5 minutes!!" :freak:

Will: "What? I don't see anything"

Guy: "YOU DIDN'T EVEN LO-wait

 

Oh, right, I see what you did there. You're not watching, it's not happening, I get it" :dozey:

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"I'm outta here, that's too gay, even for me" :phu:

 

HAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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*waits for phone to ring*

Chris: why hasn't Jonny phoned me back? I knew I shouldntve hung up first

 

LAWL

 

 

 

Chris is such a gurl

^ good thing that I totally knew what he was going to say without even watching the video LOL

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Chris: this big?

Jonny: yep

Chris: naa, can't be

Jonny: are we talking about cake still?

Chris: erm... Sure

^^^ I thought of that one too! :lol: But I've never understood what he says after: "You know when you call a girl and...??" :blank: :shame:

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