:chris:: AHHHHHHHHH!!! RUN AWAY FROM THE WATERMARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

:chris:: I'M FREEEEEEEE!!!!!

:jonny:: uhhhhh Chris...? Now the watermark is on me... :cry:

 

 

:chris:: Aww it's okay Jonny... See? Being behind a watermark isn't so bad! :D

 

 

:chris:: SEE? Watermarks are FUN!!! These random people think it's fantastic!

:jonny:: I dunno... I'm still not convinced... It doesn't seem so great to me...

 

 

:chris:: Well, if you really don't like them I'll just stand behind them and you can stand next to me! That ok with you Jon? :D

:jonny:: As long as I'm next to you!!! :dazzled:

 

This one was GENIUS! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

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The moment Guy Berryman notices he’s on the big screen during The Paralympics Closing Ceremony.

 

derp derp derp, waiting for Chris to get on with it.

 

*glances around*

 

wait a minute

 

is that me on the screen?

 

that IS me..

 

*strikes a pose*

 

HAHAHAHAHA GUY you never change! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Chris: HELP!!!!! I'm stuck!!!!!

J: You profess you love for Guy, no shoes for you Chrissy :laugh3:

 

Let me make sure I am covered- don't want the interviewer getting too happy getting a peak of my happy trail :D

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

On the C-stage, during a VLV concert, Coldplay perform a few acoustic songs...

:chris:: It's truuuue look how they shiiine for yoooou :charming:

 

 

Security guard: *staring at the crowd* Daamn, they're on fire tonight....and the ladies seem to enjoy that Chris Martin and that bassist very much...But they're pretty calm...Hmm...nothing abnormal on the left.....nothing on the right...I should check again the other s.....:wreck: WAIT, what the hell did I just see ? ...:wreck: OMG Someone threw their pants in the air...that can't....And a second one over there! HOLY SHIT! :wreck:...And was that a BRA ?!...Yes it was! I see another one at the back!....A third one! 4!5! OMG I SEE BRAS EVERYWHERE! :wreck:

On the C-stage, during a VLV concert, Coldplay perform a few acoustic songs...

:chris:: It's truuuue look how they shiiine for yoooou :charming:

 

 

Security guard: *staring at the crowd* Daamn, they're on fire tonight....and the ladies seem to enjoy that Chris Martin and that bassist very much...But they're pretty calm...Hmm...nothing abnormal on the left.....nothing on the right...I shoulf check again the other s.....:wreck: WAIT, what the hell did I just see ? ...:wreck: OMG Someone threw their pants in the air...that can't....And a second one over there! HOLY SHIT! :wreck:...And was that a BRA ?!...Yes it was! I see another one at the back!....A third one! 4!5! OMG I SEE BRAS EVERYWHERE! :wreck:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

"how many Chris Martin there are???"

 

Fan girl: your hot!!!

Chris: I know :P

 

Let me make sure I am covered- don't want the interviewer getting too happy getting a peak of my happy trail :D

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT'S THE BEST GIF EVER :laugh3:

^ Yes ohmygod AWESOME gif :awesome:

 

Chris is like: "Weeeeeeeeeee! :wacko::awesome::D"

 

 

:dazzled: lol, what is he actually doing? Bwess 'im. <3

:chris: : blablabla....Mylo Xyloto....blablabla.....no meaning....blablabla....handsome bass player...blablabla....stadiums...blablabla....awesome fans...blablabla....private life....

 

:jonny: : * Chris :wacky: ....wait....do I see cake crumb on his lips ?...it looks like chocolate....he ate chocolate cake without me ?! *

 

 

edit: I meant to take the 2nd gif only, but the two of them are together...

^ :lol:

 

On the C-stage, during a VLV concert, Coldplay perform a few acoustic songs...

:chris:: It's truuuue look how they shiiine for yoooou :charming:

 

 

Security guard: *staring at the crowd* Daamn, they're on fire tonight....and the ladies seem to enjoy that Chris Martin and that bassist very much...But they're pretty calm...Hmm...nothing abnormal on the left.....nothing on the right...I should check again the other s.....:wreck: WAIT, what the hell did I just see ? ...:wreck: OMG Someone threw their pants in the air...that can't....And a second one over there! HOLY SHIT! :wreck:...And was that a BRA ?!...Yes it was! I see another one at the back!....A third one! 4!5! OMG I SEE BRAS EVERYWHERE! :wreck:

 

HAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

"how many Chris Martin there are???"

 

:laugh3: Where's this one from? :lol:

 

Chris: "Jonny, would you marry me?"

Jonny: "oh yes!"

:laugh3: Where's this one from? :lol:

 

I think it's from here: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=75484

hahahha omg, the last two pages, amazing as usual :lol: :laugh3:

 

Jonny: *keeps smiling* Chris wipe the drool from around your mouth

Guy: it's obviously over me :smug:

Chris: It's gone, calm

Will: I need a beer right now, I'm off

Not sure wheter to post this photo here or in the Chris&Johnny tread, but this picture certainly NEEDS caption... :)

 

(found it on Flickr btw)

 

Fan girl: your hot!!!

Chris: I know :P

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Guy: "no way! only Chris can touch my bass"

ill have a go, I'm not very good though

chris: Jonny! Come back! I love you...

Jonny: I'm only going to the screaming fan holding cake...

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

^hahaha :lol:

Hahah awww :dazzled:

 

the kiss!!!!

:laugh3::laugh3: