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I'm drunk right now

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How come it is that you are drunk, but you know that you are drunk? If you were reallllllly drunk then you wouldn't know that you were drunk.... :thinking: (God, I just lost a ton of brain cells just thinking how that worked....)

 

You just lost your cells for no reason...

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Ok, how the hell is it fair that people in America can't drink under 21?

 

People using government to enforce their personal beliefs on anothers. It's bullshit, you can vote and die in a war but you're not "mature" enough to drink until 21?

It's bullshit, you can vote and die in a war but you're not "mature" enough to drink until 21?

It truly is amazing isn't it?

 

Next year I can go get a credit card and charge shit until I'm $100K in debt, but I can't have a fucking Corona during the Yankees game.

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How come it is that you are drunk, but you know that you are drunk? If you were reallllllly drunk then you wouldn't know that you were drunk.... :thinking: (God, I just lost a ton of brain cells just thinking how that worked....)

 

huh?

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHhRC7K0RHA]YouTube - Do You Want To Know a Secret? (Beatles- John/George)[/ame]

 

this is pure perfection

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I love alcohol at its pure best, I just can't deal with the hungover... why do you think my mood is always set to "Hung Over"?

 

:(

yeah and you can drive at 16 oh my

 

And to make things worse you can't sell your body until you're 85! What a joke!

yeah and you can drive at 16 oh my

Yeah but driving isn't dangerous at all.

 

 

Unless we have friends in the car. Then we go blind and lose the ability to steer.

Yeah but driving isn't dangerous at all.

 

If this isn't sarcasm, slap yo sorry ass.

 

I love that song so much Paul.

 

I am gunna go watch some shit in bed, bye

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Bye Nathan!

If this isn't sarcasm, slap yo sorry ass.

I wasn't sarcastic. Nothing bad happens in those metal boxes soaring 70 MPH driven by complete imbeciles. It's perfectly safe.

If this isn't sarcasm, slap yo sorry ass.

 

I love that song so much Paul.

 

I am gunna go watch some shit in bed, bye

 

 

GOOD NIGHT, NATHAN!

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4 am hmm should I go to bed?

sweeeeet paul :cool3:

 

I'm not drunk. :disappointed:

No, I don't want to be alone on coldplaying! :(

I'm here :kiss:

I'm trying to memorize two Anatomy and Physiology chapters by Tuesday, and a couple dozen 35mm slides of cells and their functions also, my brain hurts.

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I DON'T KNOW OH SHOULD WE?

 

nope, we can't leave Julie alone, lol :wacky:

It's always healthy to take a break you know...

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