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I'm drunk right now

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chwzTG8uot0]YouTube - The Smiths - WIlliam it was Really Nothing[/ame]

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YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

HOW CAN YOU SAY

I GO ABOUT THINGS THE WRONG WAY?

I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES

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Why are you so in love with me?

 

cOs you're a tree killer

Are you really drunk or just intensely bored?

I thought I saw you in the rusty hook

Huddled up in wicker chair

I wandered up for a closer look

And kissed who ever was sitting there

 

She was close, and she held me very tightly

Till I asked awfully politely, please

Can I call you her name

 

Not Smiths but <33

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Are you really drunk or just intensely bored?

 

 

 

what kind of question is that

Well, it's a question, Paul. You didn't put a line to what we could ask, you did say you would answer them...

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Do you like Maroon 5?

 

I'm their biggest fan

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Well, it's a question, Paul. You didn't put a line to what we could ask, you did say you would answer them...

 

Oh okay then, sorry.

If you’ve a lesson to teach me,

I’m listening, ready to learn

There’s no one here to police me,

I’m sinking in, until you return

If you’ve a lesson to teach me,

Don’t deviate, don’t be afraid

Without the last corner piece I can’t calibrate,

Let’s get it ingrained

:laugh1: Nathan just keeps on...

 

 

 

:whip: You didn't answer the question, Paul!!!

Have you studied quantum physics?

How is it fair that you get to be drunk right now and I have to wait another 4 years or I'll get arrested?

How is it fair that you get to be drunk right now and I have to wait another 4 years or I'll get arrested?

 

Because Paul would be legal in America anyway.

How come it is that you are drunk, but you know that you are drunk? If you were reallllllly drunk then you wouldn't know that you were drunk.... :thinking: (God, I just lost a ton of brain cells just thinking how that worked....)

How come it is that you are drunk, but you know that you are drunk? If you were reallllllly drunk then you wouldn't know that you were drunk.... :thinking: (God, I just lost a ton of brain cells just thinking how that worked....)

 

That's not true...at all.

Every time I buy alcohol someone behind me makes a comment.

 

aww no

I love alcohol at its pure best, I just can't deal with the hungover... why do you think my mood is always set to "Hung Over"?

How come it is that you are drunk, but you know that you are drunk? If you were reallllllly drunk then you wouldn't know that you were drunk.... :thinking: (God, I just lost a ton of brain cells just thinking how that worked....)

 

lolllllll

Because Paul would be legal in America anyway.

I wasn't aware he was over 21.

 

Ok, how the hell is it fair that people in America can't drink under 21?

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