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COLDPLAY IS HAVING A BABY!!?!?!?!??!

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Well technically they can't they are all boys :laugh3:

 

But, "Just as the Bakery was at its birth, this place is currently no more than a broken down shell, which will become a warm womb in which to grow the next little member of the album family" plus the new wedding theme can only mean after the wedding a baby comes! :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

I am so proud for Chris and Jonny, I know its them :wink3:

 

 

Im just joking, but if Coldplay did have a baby, what would its name be and which member would be the biological parents and who would give birth? :thinking:

 

... :wink3:

 

 

... :laugh3:

 

 

(Oh and I know they were talking about a new album, not a baby, but you know Coldplay and their symbolism ;) )

Check out the "make a baby" thread.

Well technically they can't they are all boys :laugh3:

 

But, "Just as the Bakery was at its birth, this place is currently no more than a broken down shell, which will become a warm womb in which to grow the next little member of the album family" plus the new wedding theme can only mean after the wedding a baby comes! :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

I am so proud for Chris and Jonny, I know its them :wink3:

 

 

Im just joking, but if Coldplay did have a baby, what would its name be and which member would be the biological parents and who would give birth? :thinking:

 

... :wink3:

 

 

... :laugh3:

 

 

(Oh and I know they were talking about a new album, not a baby, but you know Coldplay and their symbolism ;) )

*remembers a video of another band making a similar reference, which all people got wrong.... singer said "i always tour with my 4 kids" (could refer to his band mates or their albums released to date)*

 

:facepalm: for self random remembrace.

 

now back on topic.

 

btw is true they've written/said the part you put on " " ? :lol:

 

i've said i'd like some their albums or song titles will be "Far above the clouds", and don't ask my why but i'd like that since i got into them more (back in the AROBTTH era).

 

although the most important is the kid borns well and grow up healthy. :nice:

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*remembers a video of another band making a similar reference, which all people got wrong.... singer said "i always tour with my 4 kids" (could refer to his band mates or their albums released to date)*

 

:facepalm: for self random remembrace.

 

now back on topic.

 

btw is true they've written/said the part you put on " " ? :lol:

 

i've said i'd like some their albums or song titles will be "Far above the clouds", and don't ask my why but i'd like that since i got into them more (back in the AROBTTH era).

 

although the most important is the kid borns well and grow up healthy. :nice:

 

Hahaha, it is true :wacky:

I MADE THAT THREAD :D

 

Well Angie gave a great answer in there.

I love the way your mind works

:laugh3:

 

 

:thinking:

but which member would be the mother?

*pictures them all pregnent in my head*

D: weird image!

Chris would be the mum, Will would be the dad, Guy would be the irresponsible brother who lets the kid watch NC-17 movies, and Jonny would be the sister who has no greater joy than dressing the baby up.

Wonder how long it will be before us coldplayers find the new pad!

If they're as careful as for the Bakery, not long believe me :sneaky:

Chris would be the mum, Will would be the dad, Guy would be the irresponsible brother who lets the kid watch NC-17 movies, and Jonny would be the sister who has no greater joy than dressing the baby up.

Haha! :D

 

Is Phil the crazy uncle who spoils the baby in exchange for mooching off the family?

Chris would be the mum, Will would be the dad, Guy would be the irresponsible brother who lets the kid watch NC-17 movies, and Jonny would be the sister who has no greater joy than dressing the baby up.

 

This. Gwyneth would be the annoying gossipy aunt, and Phil could be the party-animal uncle.

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Chris would be the mum, Will would be the dad, Guy would be the irresponsible brother who lets the kid watch NC-17 movies, and Jonny would be the sister who has no greater joy than dressing the baby up.

 

PERFECT :D

We can all take time babysitting.

But a boy or a girl?

And... Chris pregnant.... :shocked2:

 

... And guys my mind is perfecftly wonderful :p

I just have fun with those, "Coldplay is gay" jokes :laugh3:

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