Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Coldplaying

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

'Rant about your neighbour' thread

Featured Replies

It's what the title says!

 

A guy next door is lazy, and fat, and his great nan does all the housework instead of him!

aaah ok well. :uhoh:

that thing that lives next door is a perv that sits all day infront of his house drooling :bigcry:

On one side is my family

and on the other side is a family who stay up in dublin in their other house alot,

with a good number of metres between us.

Thats not a rant, i can't complain :laugh3:

 

 

Oh, there's a pervert living down the road,

for serious. His court case keeps getting prosponed D:

  • Author

I live in a posh street. every house has 3 or 4 floors. yet up until 5 years ago there was a crack den down it :stunned:

My neighbor at my Dad's house looks like Guy!!! :awesome:

:shocked2:

Erm, anyways.... My crush is my neighbor! I can't complain about that! :blush:

But my other neighbor is a lazy dude I haven't even seen outside his house in 4 years... :shifty:

My neighbor at my Dad's house looks like Guy!!! :awesome:

enough said :surprised:

Well, they are rude, and don't mow their lawn. But, other then that, I have no problem with them. :dozey:

My neighbour died recently :/

But don't worry she was in her 90's and we didn't see her much :P

The dude across the street has had a mid life crisis for about 10 years now, buying new sports cars and boats all the time and a huge RV and washing them every day.

It's what the title says!

 

A guy next door is lazy, and fat, and his great nan does all the housework instead of him!

 

You were reading my mind, weren't you? I don't know you, but I love you now. :wacky:

 

My neighbor is selfish, immature, thinks that Asia is a huge desert, complains about everything, bosses me around, thinks she "evil" and "badass", unintelligent, and every time I see her I feel like choking a kitten. And that's saying something, because cats are really sexy critters.

I would not complain about the neighboors, but I am so irritated by all their fucking noisy ultra-howling dogs, especially at night. And the puppy in unit D, gahh I wanna plaster his fucking mouth and shoot him! :mean:

my neighbor is jamaican, and white...and plays guitar in the style of jack johnson...

Yesterday the lady which have lived on top of Yossarian knock at Yossarians door say 'Yossarian stop smoking magical herbs, they make my room smell!', Yossarian laugh and deny all knowledge of such a herb :angry:

the ones across the road are stalkers.

 

The family that lives next door to me- the Dad is constantly yelling at his son. The son was mowing the lawn and the father came out and yelled "who told you to mow the lawn?". Wouldn't you be happy if your son offered to mow the lawn for you?

When I wake up on a saturday morning around 8am, I'll still be in bed and he'll be at the side of the house yelling at his son for no good reason.

 

On the other side of my house are a couple of young people. They have loud cars but I got nothing to complain about with them.

I get a free whiff of cannabis every time the neighbour goes out the back for a smoke, so I can't complain.

  • Author
I get a free whiff of cannabis every time the neighbour goes out the back for a smoke, so I can't complain.

 

:D

 

Gotta love the smell of a fat spliff!

My neighbours are assholes, they once complained cause they said we let our rabbits go in the stairs (I live in an apartment) and that they made noise... WTF ? :D

 

I get a free whiff of cannabis every time the neighbour goes out the back for a smoke, so I can't complain.

:lol:

Baby B's gonna love it :D

My whole block smells like an old ladies home, and all my neighbours seem to be middle-aged divorcees... depressing. One of the runs up and down the stairs all night. I want to go and trip that person up, serious badly.

 

Seriously, what the fuck are you doing to need to run up and down the stairs all night? Could you not combine the trips, perhaps? Or just do it quietly? WTF is so URGENT at midnight... and why the hell is it so urgent SEVEN TIMES?

 

Ugh. Perhaps it is some kind of OCD. I used to do that, until my parents took me to the PSYCHIATRIST. It was good.

 

HELL. I can hear you RIGHT NOW. I hate you! :angry: :smash:

 

[/sleep deprived rant]

We got fat slobs,dole bludgers,and some noisy teeny bobbers.

Yesterday the lady which have lived on top of Yossarian knock at Yossarians door say 'Yossarian stop smoking magical herbs, they make my room smell!', Yossarian laugh and deny all knowledge of such a herb :angry:

 

That a boy, Yoss.

My whole block smells like an old ladies home, and all my neighbours seem to be middle-aged divorcees... depressing. One of the runs up and down the stairs all night. I want to go and trip that person up, serious badly.

 

Seriously, what the fuck are you doing to need to run up and down the stairs all night? Could you not combine the trips, perhaps? Or just do it quietly? WTF is so URGENT at midnight... and why the hell is it so urgent SEVEN TIMES?

 

Ugh. Perhaps it is some kind of OCD. I used to do that, until my parents took me to the PSYCHIATRIST. It was good.

 

HELL. I can hear you RIGHT NOW. I hate you! :angry: :smash:

 

[/sleep deprived rant]

 

THIS. be hilarious:laugh3: "it was good"

The dude across the street has had a mid life crisis for about 10 years now, buying new sports cars and boats all the time and a huge RV and washing them every day.

 

What a total waste of time.:dozey:

THIS. be hilarious:laugh3: "it was good"

 

:lol: well, it's good to see someone appreciates me :kiss:

 

Omg. He's doing it right now. I swear he moves furniture around ALL DAY long, too...

 

:facepalm:

Create an account or sign in to comment

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.