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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Nope ... not singing. :lips:

You wouldn't survive that anyway. :wacky:

 

 

PERRINE! :disappointed:

Hahaha ... she was kinda disappointed that she missed the tranny action. :P

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Oh yes i would :kiss:

 

I think she needs some oldie action if you know what i mean :mellow:

 

You should make her an avi and i'll make her a siggy :devil:

Not singing. :wacko:

 

Ok ... I'll make her an avi. :angel:

Sing or i'll send 50 to spank you :whip:

Btw, this pic should be part of her avi :wacky:

 

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No :disappointed:

 

EDIT: Ewww ... I've got a better idea. Working on it. :wacko:

Ok! I hope your idea is more evil than mine xD

Ok! I hope your idea is more evil than mine xD

 

Momentito ... :wacko:

 

Hello pervs. :wacko:

 

:lips:

:uhoh:

Conspiracy! And I thought you were my friends :disappointed:

:angel:

:angel:

:uhoh:

Conspiracy! And I thought you were my friends :disappointed:

You know we love you :lips:

I don't, as long as you didn't show me the evil stuff you're making for me :uhoh:

It's too late for that. :uhoh:

Awww. :(

 

Goodnight, Perrine. :kiss:

Sorry Imke, I'm just feeling crappy...

Goodnight :hug:

Aww, feel better soon, Perrine. :hug:

Sowwy, Dee was downstairs trying to get the old lesbians below us to shut the hell up with their loud salsa music. :disappointed:

 

I just got your lovely card and it made my day :kiss: Just to let ya know :P I'll write you something in pvt later :hug:

 

Edit: Deeeeeeeeee :lips:

Ah, you guys are so lucky, I didn't get to participate :wacko:

 

Renneh :sneaky:

Btw, this pic should be part of her avi :wacky:

 

old-man-laughing.jpg

:kiss: Very gorgeous.

Sorry Imke, I'm just feeling crappy...

Goodnight :hug:

Aww, night Perrine! Hope you feel better!

Haha ... that just made me laugh, Dee. :shame:

:uhoh: Um...thank you?

OH MY GOD They are so annoying, when my sister first lived with us, they threathened to call the cops on us for loud music like 10 times, they even left a note on our door to keep the spoiled little brat (me) indoors because my birthday party was too loud. Hell, they're like 60 years old, I'm surprised they can hear at all. Now my sister moved back and to compete, they're playing loud music all the time and I'm always too scared to have to pound on the door and see an old lady with curlers and hair dye all over her hair and her lesbian friend that looks like she's about to explode in the nightgown she's wearing because she's too damn fat.

 

I WANT A HOUSE :bigcry:

 

...so how are you :sick:

Interesting neighbors. :freak:

 

By the way, Dee, we've been spamming Rudy today. :awesome:

Haha ... :uhoh:

I feel your pain. Neighbours can be annyoing as hell ... we had one that played loud music all the time yet our landlord told us to please be careful with the music because the neighbour likes to complain. :nice:

Ohhh ... and those folks in Spain liked to play Salsa all the time too. It was loud enough so that we could dance along. :nice:

 

 

I'm a little bored, yup. Have been for days ... and all the snow is starting to freak me out. :uhoh:

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