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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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I just got your lovely card and it made my day :kiss: Just to let ya know :P I'll write you something in pvt later :hug:

 

Edit: Deeeeeeeeee :lips:

Ok, you don't have to. I'm just glad it finally made it. :kiss:

Reeeeen ! It's been such a long time :bigcry:

Happy new year ! :lips:

 

Oh and hi everyone !

Hi Perrine! :kiss:

The evil boys tried to spam my profile. :bigcry:

Ok, you don't have to. I'm just glad it finally made it. :kiss:

Oh yes i have to :lips:

 

Me too! It really made my day! :dance:

Reeeeen ! It's been such a long time :bigcry:

Happy new year ! :lips:

 

Oh and hi everyone !

Who are you again? It's been so long that i forgot everyone .

 

 

:wacky:

Happy new year for you too Pepe le pew :kiss:

 

 

Hi Imke ! :kiss:

Who are those evil boys? ^^

 

Edit: Ren, go to hell ! :snobby:

Oh yes i have to :lips:

 

Me too! It really made my day! :dance:

 

Ok then. :wacky:

 

Yay. :kiss: I actually felt kinda bad because you only wrote nice things and I realised that mine was rather cheeky. :lol:

 

Hi Imke ! :kiss:

Who are those evil boys? ^^

 

Edit: Ren, go to hell ! :snobby:

 

Eddie and William. :snobby:

I caught them early though and made them feel bad. :snobby:

Hi Imke ! :kiss:

Who are those evil boys? ^^

 

Edit: Ren, go to hell ! :snobby:

:disappointed:

 

Ok then. :wacky:

 

Yay. :kiss: I actually felt kinda bad because you only wrote nice things and I realised that mine was rather cheeky. :lol:

 

 

 

Eddie and William. :snobby:

I caught them early though and made them feel bad. :snobby:

 

I noticed that, you meanie :disappointed: I'm acually nice irl but i'm evil online... sometimes :evil:

 

I loved it anyway :dance:

 

Danke :kiss:

Haha I bet you did! How many vms did they let you? :wacko:

All this alcohol made you become mean Ren :disappointed:

I noticed that, you meanie :disappointed: I'm acually nice irl but i'm evil online... sometimes :evil:

 

I loved it anyway :dance:

 

Danke :kiss:

 

Ok ... well I'm going to apologise in Spanish via mic then someday. :kiss:

 

You're welcome. :dance:

 

Haha I bet you did! How many vms did they let you? :wacko:

 

Only 90 ... then I stopped them. :snobby:

And then you sang Muse to me ... :wacko: :lol:

At least you got the chills.

All this alcohol made you become mean Ren :disappointed:

I'm sorry :disappointed:

Ok ... well I'm going to apologise in Spanish via mic then someday. :kiss:

 

You're welcome. :dance:

 

You better :lips:

 

Oh Pervine sang to you? :o Not fair!! She promised me that she'd sing the french part of i belong to you to me and she never did :disappointed:

You better :lips:

 

Oh Pervine sang to you? :o Not fair!! She promised me that she'd sing the french part of i belong to you to me and she never did :disappointed:

 

I will :lips:

 

She typed Plug in Baby for me and pretended to jump up and down. :wacky:

I will :lips:

 

She typed Plug in Baby for me and pretended to jump up and down. :wacky:

bah, still not fair :disappointed:

 

:wacko:

Why do you want to make everybody sing for you? :thinking:

Because i'm like sheldon and i want eveyobody to sing me soft kitty :kid:

Sorry, that sentence didn't make sense to me. :sad:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIp77PUvLTE]YouTube- The Big Bang Theory - Soft Kitty[/ame]

 

:lips:

Ah that show. :wacko:

I watched it a few times but the German dubbing sucks so much.

 

I'm not going to sing that song for you though. :blank:

Yes you will :lips:

 

Btw, pervine left without saying goodbye :disappointed:

 

I'm gonna make her one evil sig and avi and we'll force her to use it! :mellow:

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