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Chris & my mum

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My parents are on holidays crossing Spain to go to Portugal.

Today they've called to tell me that they were near Talavera de la Reina. You know, it's that town where Gwyneth is adoptive daughter from. And my mum told me:

 

-Heey, maybe I meet that actress... can't remember her name

-Gwyneth Paltrow

-Yeeeeeah, and his boyfriend, huh? :wink3:

-Well, if you meet HIM, you know what you have to do... KIDNAP HIM for me, mum!!!

-Hahaha, no, no, no, dear... If I meet him, I'll kidnap him for me.

- :stunned:

-Yeeeah, he's gorgeous... He'll be for me, yeap!!

 

I was totally astonished... My mum never takes notice of bands or singers I like...

I'll have to speak seriously with her when she's back... :D :P

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Okay, I probably got it wrong but.... was Gwyneth adopted? :huh:

My parents are on holidays crossing Spain to go to Portugal.

Today they've called to tell me that they were near Talavera de la Reina. You know, it's that town where Gwyneth is adoptive daughter from. And my mum told me:

 

-Heey, maybe I meet that actress... can't remember her name

-Gwyneth Paltrow

-Yeeeeeah, and his boyfriend, huh? :wink3:

-Well, if you meet HIM, you know what you have to do... KIDNAP HIM for me, mum!!!

-Hahaha, no, no, no, dear... If I meet him, I'll kidnap him for me.

- :stunned:

-Yeeeah, he's gorgeous... He'll be for me, yeap!!

 

I was totally astonished... My mum never takes notice of bands or singers I like...

I'll have to speak seriously with her when she's back... :D :P

:o :o

the town adopted her becoz she went there alot as a child....its only like a village

Ooooooooh. Now I get it :P cheers :cool:

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what about your daddy?

i want chris. i want to hug him....soo bad

 

I suppose he said, as usual: 'Baaaah, he's gay'... :stunned:

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:stunned:

what about your daddy?

i want chris. i want to hug him....soo bad

 

I suppose he said, as usual: 'Baaaah, he's gay'... :stunned:

:o :o

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He always says that when I think some guy is gorgeous...

(don't ask me why) :/

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noni's dad want to protect his daughter...

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:lol: :lol: Yeah, maybe... I'd like if he should protect me from Chris:

 

Dad: Nooo, damn english guy, you're not gonna touch my daughter!!

Chris: But, I'm very serious with our relationship...

Dad: I know what all of you guys want from her... :wink3:

Chris: You're wrong, I wanna get married with her. Look, I've written a song for her... It's called Ladder to the sun.

 

*noni needs therapy*

:lol: :lol:

Haha, that just cracks me up!

My parents are on holidays crossing Spain to go to Portugal.

Today they've called to tell me that they were near Talavera de la Reina. You know, it's that town where Gwyneth is adoptive daughter from. And my mum told me:

 

-Heey, maybe I meet that actress... can't remember her name

-Gwyneth Paltrow

-Yeeeeeah, and his boyfriend, huh? :wink3:

-Well, if you meet HIM, you know what you have to do... KIDNAP HIM for me, mum!!!

-Hahaha, no, no, no, dear... If I meet him, I'll kidnap him for me.

- :stunned:

-Yeeeah, he's gorgeous... He'll be for me, yeap!!

 

I was totally astonished... My mum never takes notice of bands or singers I like...

I'll have to speak seriously with her when she's back... :D :P

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: Your mum does have taste, ehhh??? :lol: :stunned: :stunned: Poor dad :lol:

:o @ jo_luv_coldplay's signature: Do you like Pavel Nedved!!???He plays in my fav football team!I like him so much!You're cool!!

I think my Dad quite likes Gwyneth, so maybe he could get her out of the picture and leave Chris for me... or not.

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Yeah, I've discovered that my mum has good taste (and I'm not refering to my dad hehe :lol: )

She also fancies the guy who works at the bank... wooooow, gorgeous and hot!!

 

*noni and her mum fighting for the same guys :stunned: *

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:lol: :lol: :lol: funny!

 

I'm glad you all have fun of my madness... :D

 

*off topic* aaaaah, another Turin Brakes lover? Cool!!!!! :D

I'm glad you all have fun of my madness... :D

 

:D :lol:

turin brakes :wink3:

 

 

*side-note I listened to ether song today. Rain City is the best*

 

:P sorry to hi-jack your thread noni

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