January 17, 201016 yr Cats. I like dogs, but i'm allergic to their fur, and also cats are easier to take care of.
January 17, 201016 yr I used to hate cats, now I really like them, but I wouldn't want to own one. Dog- loyal, caring, friendly, loveable. Cat- smart, selfish, opportunistic, respectable. I bet corporate people prefer cats, people in advertising.
January 17, 201016 yr Author I used to hate cats, now I really like them, but I wouldn't want to own one. Dog- loyal, caring, friendly, loveable. Cat- smart, selfish, opportunistic, respectable. I bet corporate people prefer cats, people in advertising. Dog- Poops on the carpet and then whines at you in a lovable way until you teach it to poop outside. Licks your mouth because it thinks you're its mate and wants you to vomit up some food because it's hungry. Sniffs your crotch all the time (particularly if you are a woman on your period). Chases cars and then gets run over. Cat- Poops in a fucking box FOR YOU. Keep themselves relatively non-filthy. Kill all your mice, and give them to you as a lovely gift. Can run 3 mph faster than Usain Bolt. Don't bother you if you are trying to get something done. Sit in your lap and purr for a really long time, which makes them really warm and nice. :snobby: cats r bettar
January 17, 201016 yr Dogs are more fun and playful. I've had several horrible cat experiences, they all hate me. :disappointed:
January 17, 201016 yr I like them both equally, though I only have cats so that's where my vote goes...
January 17, 201016 yr Author I fucking H-A-T-E-D that show. Both of those characters were so fucking annoying. But whenever I visited my friend he used to be like "lulz let's watch CatDog luzlzzzzlzzlllz" and I was just like "-___- fineeeeee"
January 17, 201016 yr i have a labrador retriver and & i love him to death. he is smart and thought himself alot of things :nice: stupid is the person that gets retard little dogs. but i like cats alot too. i just can't own one because i'm allergic..
January 17, 201016 yr Dog- Poops on the carpet and then whines at you in a lovable way until you teach it to poop outside. Licks your mouth because it thinks you're its mate and wants you to vomit up some food because it's hungry. Sniffs your crotch all the time (particularly if you are a woman on your period). Chases cars and then gets run over. Cat- Poops in a fucking box FOR YOU. Keep themselves relatively non-filthy. Kill all your mice, and give them to you as a lovely gift. Can run 3 mph faster than Usain Bolt. Don't bother you if you are trying to get something done. Sit in your lap and purr for a really long time, which makes them really warm and nice. :snobby: cats r bettar Still my dog can beat the shit out of your cat or any other cat. Suck on that fucking cats! :snobby: *waiting to kill kels*
January 17, 201016 yr Author Still my dog can beat the shit out of your cat or any other cat. Suck on that fucking cats! :snobby: *waiting to kill kels* OH YEAH? :snobby: WHAT ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS DOGGY NOW? HUH?
January 17, 201016 yr Author That's not a cat! You may come back to this thread when you get a replacement brain.
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