Since I am feeling immature tonight, lets turn Coldplay lyrics into poop lyrics.

 

 

Green Eyes

"I came here with a load and it feels so much lighter now that I met you"

somebody made somebody poop there pants LOLZLZLZOLOLOZZ

Briggs has a turtle head poking out.

I knew it.

 

 

 

 

Ok Jiggs, you made me laugh. :awesome:

 

If my hubby actually liked Coldplay, he would think this is the coolest thread EVAR. But he doesn't, so...

I broke some wind,

I broke some wind for you

And then I went poo poo

And it was all yellow

 

(wow, I feel so icky now)

Lovers in Japan

 

Pooping on the commode all alone

Pooping until the light of dawn

Sat here til my legs were numb

filling the toilet with dung

 

Gwennie is turning my insides out

Mega cleansing is what she's all about

Trapped in the crapper all day

And I have no doubt

One day I'll finish and get out.

^ :laugh3:

:thinking:

 

*doesn't know whether to laugh or be disgusted*

:thinking:

 

*doesn't know whether to laugh or be disgusted*

 

Both perhaps.

howz about both

I knew it.

 

 

 

 

Ok Jiggs, you made me laugh. :awesome:

 

Mission accomplished. :glasses2:

Lovers in Japan

 

Pooping on the commode all alone

Pooping until the light of dawn

Sat here til my legs were numb

filling the toilet with dung

 

Gwennie is turning my insides out

Mega cleansing is what she's all about

Trapped in the crapper all day

And I have no doubt

One day I'll finish and get out.

 

I wish I could read that without laughing. I was talking to somebody today about how with boys no matter what age they are when you say the words "poop" or "booger" they start laughing. We never change.

I wish I could read that without laughing. I was talking to somebody today about how with boys no matter what age they are when you say the words "poop" or "booger" they start laughing. We never change.

 

We Never Change

 

I wanna live life

And laugh about poop

I wanna live life

And giggle at toots

Angie I enjoy your sig.

A warning sign

I missed the bathroom and I realized

I started pooping and my buckle burst

I started looking for excuses

 

Don't come in

You don't want to know what a state I'm in

I've got to smell poop in the foulest tones

That I started pooping at the warning sign

 

Just you wait until "The Hardest Fart"...

*continues to laugh like a 12 year old at the hardest fart*

The hardest fart

Was clenching out that poopy part

Was the hardest fart

And the smelliest thing

Was wafting round that toilet seat ring

It was the smelliest start

 

I could feel it go down

Constipation I could feel in my bowels

Poop is lining my towel

Oh and I

I wish that I could poop it out

 

That's enough for now. My mind feels dirty. :P

*continues to laugh like a 12 year old at the hardest fart*

 

.

What do you mean, LIKE, Eddie? You ARE a 12 year old.

Ehem. The Scientist.

 

 

Nobody said it was easy

Oh I just let out another fart.

Nobody said it was easy

No one ever said pooping would be this hard.

When will I get it out?

Half of me wants to laugh and the other half is utterly disgusted. This is a wonderful feeling. :lol:

right:rolleyes:

Half of me wants to laugh and the other half is utterly disgusted. This is a wonderful feeling. :lol:

 

+1 :laugh3:

this is great :P

The hardest fart

Was clenching out that poopy part

Was the hardest fart

And the smelliest thing

Was wafting round that toilet seat ring

It was the smelliest start

 

I could feel it go down

Constipation I could feel in my bowels

Poop is lining my towel

Oh and I

I wish that I could poop it out

 

That's enough for now. My mind feels dirty. :P

Go on, go on! :lol:

Here's my new creattion, Life In Constipation ii

 

There's a wild wind blowing

Out the corner of my ass

Every night i keep farting and farting

There's a big one coming

And i'm scared i'll follow through

Baby it's a violent one

 

Oh please, just let me poop

I've been squeezing til my insides droop

I can feel it coming

With the foulest smells and sounds

It must come out this time round