If Coldplay entered the Olympics which sport would each guy compete in and why? :thinking:

 

Chrissy: Ice skating, not the racing kind, but the dancing kind. He would get to pick music and do interpretative dancing....pretty much what he does now, just on ice. :laugh3:

 

Guy: Cross country skiing. Close to marathon running (I would guess because I know fuck all about skiing :uhoh: )

 

Will: Luge. He has strong arms and could do well with the pushing start and it looks like it would involve good timing.

 

Jonny: Curling, the guy that does the stone "bowling" part, not the run along and sweep part. It's kinda like chess, which he likes and doesn't look like it would take a lot of gym time. He could probably drink beer while doing it even. :laugh3:

 

Phil: down hill skiing. Because he has nice legs :wink3: and his cheeks already look like he just went down a hill.:blush:

Chrissy: Ice skating, not the racing kind, but the dancing kind. He would get to pick music and do interpretative dancing....pretty much what he does now, just on ice. :laugh3:

That's mean. Ice skaters aren't as gay as Chris Martin. Not even this guy:

 

That's mean. Ice skaters aren't as gay as Chris Martin. Not even this guy:

 

Chris is way gayer than him. That guy gained 20 pounds in the off season. Chris would kill himself if he gained that much weight. :P

My point exactly.

Phil: down hill skiing. Because he has nice legs :wink3: and his cheeks already look like he just went down a hill.:blush:

 

 

:D:D

Chrissy: Ice skating, not the racing kind, but the dancing kind. He would get to pick music and do interpretative dancing....pretty much what he does now, just on ice. :laugh3:

 

Yeah but how many times does he slide on the kneecaps/fall on his bum/burn self/other mishap on stage? Imagine that on ice. Skating catastrophe.

 

:chris:lets get chrissy and :jonny:jonny for the pairs skating competition:P:heart: Chrissy is the girl cause he can twist his body during In my place and jonny pics him up and throw him in the air and catches him

 

:guy::smoking:Guy can just hang out at the Ski Lodge, drinking stellas, look cool and gorgeous - lets not kid ourselves

 

:jonny:i see Will as a Goalie for the Hockey team- putting on the mean face GRRRRRRRRRR but everyone throws him stuffed animals on the ice casue he is a teddy bear

 

:guy:And yes, Phil in a tight spandex suit zipping down the slopes with those HOT SWEET CHEEKS!!!

 

 

^ :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Will would be a perfect Snowboarder :wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Um, why did I post the wink smiley? :uhoh:

Chris would be great in anything where you're required to wear Spandex. :wink3:

They'd make a good curling team. Right number of people, work well together, aren't afraid of strategy, and could probably handle the physical side of it too. Will would be a fantastic sweeper after all that drumming. ...The others might have to bulk up a bit, though. (All four team members take turns shooting and sweeping.)

 

I just wonder who would be skip... probably Will should be.

 

 

 

...Heh... when I saw this thread I thought it meant Coldplay music being played. I can tell you what SHOULD be played for VANOC (Vancouver Olympic Committee) in a facepalm sort of way:

 

"When you try your best but you don't succeed

When you get what you want but not what you need

When you feel so tired but you can't sleep

Stuck in reverse..." :tongue:

 

:chris:lets get chrissy and :jonny:jonny for the pairs skating competition:P:heart: Chrissy is the girl cause he can twist his body during In my place and jonny pics him up and throw him in the air and catches him

 

:guy::smoking:Guy can just hang out at the Ski Lodge, drinking stellas, look cool and gorgeous - lets not kid ourselves

 

:jonny:i see Will as a Goalie for the Hockey team- putting on the mean face GRRRRRRRRRR but everyone throws him stuffed animals on the ice casue he is a teddy bear

 

:guy:And yes, Phil in a tight spandex suit zipping down the slopes with those HOT SWEET CHEEKS!!!

 

 

 

:laugh3:

 

:rolleyes:Guy will defintley be ini the Ski lodge

 

Aww Will is a teddy bear :heart:

 

Phil in spandex :wideeyed:

i really did think about this! :laugh3: oh Guy needs his camera too chillin with his shades on:cool:

:laugh3:hahahha!!!!!

and he has to be sitting with Magne, who is ready to go skiing:lol:

:chris: speed skating or sky jumping (this is really funny like chris) Figure skating perhaps, with jonny as Christa 1 said, like Blades of Glory

:jonny: ice hockey, curling, luge

:will: definetely curling, thats his game

:guy: biathlon, so he poses with the gun and he looks hot

:phil: alpine skiing

That's mean. Ice skaters aren't as gay as Chris Martin. Not even this guy:

 

 

Johnny Weir. :heart:

Johnny Weir is my second passion. <3

Is cricket included as a sport in the Olympics? If so, then...

 

 

Or maybe he can start "Paddle Spanking" as a sport. :sneaky: I'd watch that, FO SHO. Wait no, I take that back... I'd participate in that.

This thread is really funny. :laugh3: :laugh3: