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What kind of "web animal" are you?

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Must...not...be...a...grammar...Nazi... :bomb:

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Be my guest!

I've a test on Friday anyway... :tongue:

OK, I realized I had a little extra time before I left, so...

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You are a Web Octopus

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Fast-moving - Web Octopuses like you surf fast - just like real-world octopuses which use a form of ā€˜jet propulsion’ to escape predators.

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Solitary - Real-world octopuses are independent animals and only rarely interact with each other. Similarly, when you are looking for information you tend to go it alone rather than rely on social networks or other sites whose content is created by its users.

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Adaptable - Octopuses are highly adaptable and show a range of sophisticated behaviours. Your results show you are also able to keep track of several different things simultaneously, without your multitasking adversely affecting your performance.

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HAHA!

It's not loading fast enough. :blank: /bored

Animals we are disposable collapsible and raw, in you go into some crowded room.

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I'm an animal, trapped in your hot car

Ugh, never mind it wanted me to sign up or something. :bigcry:

I signed up as Mr. Eddie Murphy just to screw with the people when they gather up all of the statistics

Animals we are disposable collapsible and raw, in you go into some crowded room.

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I'm an animal, trapped in your hot car

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I change shapes just to hide in this place, but I'm stilll, I'm stilll an animal! :cheesy:

Of course, but the DM is by far the most user-friendly.:smug:

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Translation: The Daily Mail is by far the most compatible with my racist, homophobic and ignorant views.

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Translation: The Daily Mail is by far the most compatible with my racist, homophobic and ignorant views.

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Translation: I, IAmDefinitelyWrong, am living up to my username again by proving that I don't have a clue what I'm talking about.:smug:

Mark it's pretty much general knowledge that the Daily Mail is a terrible newspaper for bigots.

Ok ... so I'm just going to rely on BILD (the most racist, bullshitty, lurid newspaper that there is in Germany) from now on, because it's more user-friendly.

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You can do what you like. The BILD is more like The Sun, anyway.:rolleyes:

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Does the point always have to be spelled out to you?

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