Over the last 20 years the web has changed the world, but what, if anything, has it done to us? Take part in a unique experiment to discover the impact the web is having on our brains, and discover which species of web animal you are.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/labuk/experiments/webbehaviour/

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I'm already a member of too many bloody things

You are a Web Elephant :shifty:

 

Slow-moving - Web Elephants like you browse the internet at a stately, methodical pace - just like real-world elephants who rarely see a reason to rush things.

 

Social - Real-world elephants and Web Elephants are both highly social. Real elephants are able to keep track of their own extended family trees and may even mourn love ones. As a Web Elephant, you often use social networking sites to keep track of your friends of family and are happy to rely on information from sites whose content is created by its users.

 

Adaptable - Real-world elephants owe their adaptability to their large brains and versatile trunks. As a Web Elephant you are similarly adaptable and are well-suited to carrying out several different tasks at the same time.

What an absolute heap of crap, wouldn't expect anything else from you though Mark.

"Will only take 20 minutes!"

 

...why would I take this

No, it 'takes just 20mins' hahaha.

swear it took me longer than 20 mins :lol:

some of those questions were annoyingly repetitive.

This test is long.

swear it took me longer than 20 mins :lol:

 

That's cuz you're a web elephant :nice:

That's cuz you're a web elephant :nice:

 

Oh shit.. maybe it's more accurate than I gave it credit for :sick:

Uh, no, no it definitely isn't.

 

I know nothing about it but I can assure you it's a load of random crap.

I´m lazy to read the fake web page.

Over the last 20 years the web has changed the world, but what, if anything, has it done to us? Take part in a unique experiment to discover the impact the web is having on our brains, and discover which species of web animal you are.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/labuk/experiments/webbehaviour/

 

So, you do have other news sources than the Daily Mail. :thinking:

No more games please..

So, you do have other news sources than the Daily Mail. :thinking:

 

Of course, but the DM is by far the most user-friendly.:smug:

Phhft, I don't need a test...

I'm an Homo Sapiens.

You are a Web Elk.

It says i´m slow..

 

'_'

'You are in section 3 of 18'

 

Aw come on!

'You are in section 3 of 18'

 

Aw come on!

 

Sounds like something from Star Trek!:P

:uhoh:

 

I got bored and closed it.

Of course, but the DM is by far the most user-friendly.:smug:

 

As long as you're not a muslim.

Phhft, I don't need a test...

I'm an Homo Sapiens.

 

Must...not...be...a...grammar...Nazi... :bomb:

Of course, but the DM is by far the most user-friendly.:smug:

 

Ok ... so I'm just going to rely on BILD (the most racist, bullshitty, lurid newspaper that there is in Germany) from now on, because it's more user-friendly.

Ok ... so I'm just going to rely on BILD (the most racist, bullshitty, lurid newspaper that there is in Germany) from now on, because it's more user-friendly.

 

You can do what you like. The BILD is more like The Sun, anyway.:rolleyes:

As long as you're not a muslim.

 

hahaha