Umm. . . I feel odd writing this, but I need a pink unicorn that sparkles and can talk. I know everybody is just going to tool on me, but I am desperate. The best friend of my girlfriend is a really bad influnce, got her in to all sorts of things I would rather not talk about here. Yet, she refuses to accept that Alex is a bad influence. She says, and I quote "I think it'll take a unicorn appearing in front of me and saying it for me to actually acknowledge it." and "Make that a pink sparkly unicorn." (And yes, she is serious. A little crazy, but serious.). I live right next to an equestrian, but I highly doubt they would let me die one of the horses pink, and put sparkles and a horn on it. So I am sort of screwed.

 

Please help. Dunno if they are abundant over there in Europe. . .

Thanks!

Good luck with that.

Maybe some mushrooms can help..

Get one of these costumes....but then you'd need a child too. :thinking:

But it's pink, sparkly and can talk.

So I am sort of screwed.

 

Yup. In a lot of ways.

Common sense would tell you that she's going to have to come to the realisation herself, however long that takes. If you keep pointing it out to her, she's going to keep denying it, whereas if you let time and nature take its course, she's bound to mature and realise that she has some sort of bad influence on her.

 

Either that or you break up with her so you don't have to keep saying it. That'd be the easy way though haha.

Taken her eight years and she still will not has not come to that realisation. . . No.

Taken her eight years and she still will not has not come to that realisation. . . No.

 

Eight or eighty, you're still not going to force her. Fucking common sense.

Do I laugh? .. or?..

You can laugh, Anette. Nobody will hear you :smiley:

Eh, I might get her to see the light. . . Eventually.

You probably won't change her mind; sorry. If she's been friends with this girl for eight years, I doubt that'll change. If I were you, I'd think of why exactly she hangs out with her. There must be a plus if she's ignoring the bad, right?

 

If you must continue with the unicorn idea, I'd say a stuffed animal. If you think she'd like that kind of thing.

 

One last note: breaking up with her will just piss her off and it's likely she'll never speak to you again.

 

Hope that helped :nice:

You can laugh, Anette. Nobody will hear you :smiley:

 

YOU WILL.

On the plus side of breaking up with her- you will no longer be going out with a delusional freak. Maybe that's what you're into, ionno.

the answer lies in your heart.

Left ventricle or right? He needs specifics.

the answer is blood.

you must kill a fairy to retrieve the pink sparkles. Then you must buy a horse with a genetic defect

This man is my role model.

On the plus side of breaking up with her- you will no longer be going out with a delusional freak. Maybe that's what you're into, ionno.

 

The whole unicorn thing could be like "when pigs fly". Doesn't mean she actually believes in them, just a way of saying "not gonna happen".

This man is my role model.

 

you set the bar very low :uhoh2:

I thought Renita was your role model. :thinking:

setting the bar very low for a role model..... is that ironic?

Isn't Eric just Ren but a year or two older?

Most likely.