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I wanna be thirty ...

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... flirty & thriving. Don't you? :sick:

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And millions of fangirls screamed "YESS! SO I CAN MARRY CHIS MARTINN"

 

 

:blank:

I don't want to be old. :sad:

Growing up sucks.

^ you've changed your username :surprised:

... flirty & thriving. Don't you? :sick:

 

 

Imke wants to be a MILF :wacky:

 

And nope, I am already 32, remember?

oh nooo! I'm already way too old :cry:

forever young nick and evil cat kelsie are right.

 

Who are you?

 

Imke wants to be a MILF :wacky:

 

And nope, I am already 32, remember?

 

 

You're 32? Damn, you look much younger. At least from that picture you posted a while ago.

You're 32? Damn, you look much younger. At least from that picture you posted a while ago.

 

STOP KEEPING TRACK :veryangry2:

 

And shes 18 :uhoh:

You're 32? Damn, you look much younger. At least from that picture you posted a while ago.

 

Yeah I am told that a lot :charming:

 

STOP KEEPING TRACK :veryangry2:

 

And shes 18 :uhoh:

 

:uhoh2:

 

Wait, is she 32 or 18? or 47?

 

I am 18, still a youngster. The 32 years old thing was an inside joke with Imke, but she didn't react on it like I had expected her to :disappointed:

 

How old are you, Nick? And Reilly?

I'm 12 and I like kittehs and colouring :awesome:

 

(It's in my profile :freak:)

Yeah I should have looked before asking you :dozey:

 

But you can be 23 and like kittehs and colouring :wacky:

Yeah I should have looked before asking you :dozey:

 

But you can be 23 and like kittehs and colouring :wacky:

 

Yeah but only if I'm 23 and WEIRD :freak:

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Imke wants to be a MILF :wacky:

 

And nope, I am already 32, remember?

 

No, I was incredibly bored and quoted a stupid movie. :sick:

But yes, I'm gonna be a MILF someday. :wacky:

 

 

 

I am 18, still a youngster. The 32 years old thing was an inside joke with Imke, but she didn't react on it like I had expected her to :disappointed:

 

How old are you, Nick? And Reilly?

 

How was I supposed to react? :surprised:

I'm still 17 btw. :blush:

Yeah but only if I'm 23 and WEIRD :freak:

 

Aren't you? :uhoh:

 

No, I was incredibly bored and quoted a stupid movie. :sick:

But yes, I'm gonna be a MILF someday. :wacky:

 

 

How was I supposed to react? :surprised:

I'm still 17 btw. :blush:

 

Oh what movie was it?

 

I don't know, just laugh or something :rolleyes:

Turning 16 tomorrow, I bet?

 

I'm the one that walks behind you

i hid in your shadow.

:evil:

 

:thinking:

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