^Hahaha, that reminds me of the I'm the UPS guy and I've got a huge package thing.

What's the difference between a snowman and snow-woman?

SNOW BALLS.

 

 

 

 

 

:|

 

hahaha omg a couple years ago this special needs kid was told the whole class a joke that he promised wouldn't be inappropriate and it went "Why did Frosty pull down his pants? Because the snowblower was coming!". I don't think any of us that were in that class will ever forget that moment. :')

If the answer is cockrobin what is the question?

What's that up my bum Batman?

 

 

So I was invited to my friends house for dinner the other night and his wife asked me how many roast potatoes I would like. I answered 'I'll just have one' to which she replied 'It's alright you don't have to be kind!' to which I responded 'Ok I'll just have one you stupid cow'

If the answer is cockrobin what is the question?

What's that up my bum Batman?

 

 

So I was invited to my friends house for dinner the other night and his wife asked me how many roast potatoes I would like. I answered 'I'll just have one' to which she replied 'It's alright you don't have to be kind!' to which I responded 'Ok I'll just have one you stupid cow'

 

 

OMG I would pay another amount of money to have seen the look on her face :lol:

 

hahaha omg a couple years ago this special needs kid was told the whole class a joke that he promised wouldn't be inappropriate and it went "Why did Frosty pull down his pants? Because the snowblower was coming!". I don't think any of us that were in that class will ever forget that moment. :')

:stunned:

 

And what did your teacher do? I'm trying to imagine my reaction had something like that happened while I was a teacher

She got mad. :anxious:

She got mad. :anxious:

 

 

 

I don't think I'd be mad because I know he's special but I'd have changed the topic pretty quickly. :thinking:

Two antennas got married recently. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.

Another band joke.

 

A girl starts dating. The first night, she dates a trumpet player. The next day, when asked by her friend how the date was, she responded "Well, he was a great kisser, but he just kept talking about himself."

 

The next day, she dates a trombone player. When asked again by her friend how the date was, she responds "Meh, he was drunk the whole time."

 

The last night, she dated a French horn player. At lunch the next day she told her friend "He was just okay, but I loved the way he held me."

 

:awesome:

Matt Belamy is your avatar :facepalm:

how do you sink a nowegian submarine?

you swim down and knock on the door

 

 

 

TRLLOLOLOLLOLLOL

Matt Belamy is your avatar :facepalm:

 

Really? I had no clue. :|

He's only been my avatar for the past four months or so.

*raises eyebrow like Matt*

how do you sink a nowegian submarine?

you swim down and knock on the door

 

 

 

TRLLOLOLOLLOLLOL

 

HOW DO YOU SINK A NORWEIGAN SUBMARINE A SECOND TIME?

You swim down, knock the door, then the norweigan opens and tells you "you fool, I won't fall for that one again!"

 

:facepalm:

What is the most raegable sport?

Kung fffffuuuuuuuu.

 

/credits to rebecka

whahaha :awesome:

 

 

 

 

Why wasnt Jesus born in Norway?

THEY COULDNT FIND THREE WISE MEN

What answer do you get if you type in "1+1" on a Norweigan calculator?

PLEASE WAIT

Hey guys, you are mean :sad:

Why do the norwegian people carry TWO CAR DOORS with them when they are walking in the desert?

To be able the cause a draft when it gets too warm

Hey guys, you are mean :sad:

 

:heart:

What do you call intelligent people in Norway?

TOURISTS

Do you know why norwegian people crawl on the floor at the grocery stores?

THEY'RE LOOKING FOR LOW PRICES

Do you know what you get if you cut a piece of paper in half?

A NORWEIGAN PUZZLE

Why wasnt Jesus born in Norway?

 

But I was born in Oslo :sad:

Is your name Jesus?!

 

DIDNT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!

He is Jesus. It's true.

How do you recognise a nowegian plane in a snow storm?

THEY HAVE SNOW CHAINS ON THE PLANE'S PROPELLERS