Crests Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 ^Hahaha, that reminds me of the I'm the UPS guy and I've got a huge package thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 What's the difference between a snowman and snow-woman? SNOW BALLS. :| hahaha omg a couple years ago this special needs kid was told the whole class a joke that he promised wouldn't be inappropriate and it went "Why did Frosty pull down his pants? Because the snowblower was coming!". I don't think any of us that were in that class will ever forget that moment. :') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest howyousawtheworld Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 If the answer is cockrobin what is the question? What's that up my bum Batman? So I was invited to my friends house for dinner the other night and his wife asked me how many roast potatoes I would like. I answered 'I'll just have one' to which she replied 'It's alright you don't have to be kind!' to which I responded 'Ok I'll just have one you stupid cow' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illuvcoldplay Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 If the answer is cockrobin what is the question? What's that up my bum Batman? So I was invited to my friends house for dinner the other night and his wife asked me how many roast potatoes I would like. I answered 'I'll just have one' to which she replied 'It's alright you don't have to be kind!' to which I responded 'Ok I'll just have one you stupid cow' OMG I would pay another amount of money to have seen the look on her face :lol: hahaha omg a couple years ago this special needs kid was told the whole class a joke that he promised wouldn't be inappropriate and it went "Why did Frosty pull down his pants? Because the snowblower was coming!". I don't think any of us that were in that class will ever forget that moment. :') :stunned: And what did your teacher do? I'm trying to imagine my reaction had something like that happened while I was a teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 She got mad. :anxious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illuvcoldplay Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 She got mad. :anxious: I don't think I'd be mad because I know he's special but I'd have changed the topic pretty quickly. :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest howyousawtheworld Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Two antennas got married recently. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Another band joke. A girl starts dating. The first night, she dates a trumpet player. The next day, when asked by her friend how the date was, she responded "Well, he was a great kisser, but he just kept talking about himself." The next day, she dates a trombone player. When asked again by her friend how the date was, she responds "Meh, he was drunk the whole time." The last night, she dated a French horn player. At lunch the next day she told her friend "He was just okay, but I loved the way he held me." :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 Matt Belamy is your avatar :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 how do you sink a nowegian submarine? you swim down and knock on the door TRLLOLOLOLLOLLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Matt Belamy is your avatar :facepalm: Really? I had no clue. :| He's only been my avatar for the past four months or so. *raises eyebrow like Matt* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohemul Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 how do you sink a nowegian submarine? you swim down and knock on the door TRLLOLOLOLLOLLOL HOW DO YOU SINK A NORWEIGAN SUBMARINE A SECOND TIME? You swim down, knock the door, then the norweigan opens and tells you "you fool, I won't fall for that one again!" :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohemul Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 What is the most raegable sport? Kung fffffuuuuuuuu. /credits to rebecka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 whahaha :awesome: Why wasnt Jesus born in Norway? THEY COULDNT FIND THREE WISE MEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohemul Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 What answer do you get if you type in "1+1" on a Norweigan calculator? PLEASE WAIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wherrwhfer Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Hey guys, you are mean :sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Why do the norwegian people carry TWO CAR DOORS with them when they are walking in the desert? To be able the cause a draft when it gets too warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Hey guys, you are mean :sad: :heart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohemul Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 What do you call intelligent people in Norway? TOURISTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Do you know why norwegian people crawl on the floor at the grocery stores? THEY'RE LOOKING FOR LOW PRICES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohemul Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Do you know what you get if you cut a piece of paper in half? A NORWEIGAN PUZZLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Track Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Why wasnt Jesus born in Norway? But I was born in Oslo :sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Is your name Jesus?! DIDNT THINK SO!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wherrwhfer Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 He is Jesus. It's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 How do you recognise a nowegian plane in a snow storm? THEY HAVE SNOW CHAINS ON THE PLANE'S PROPELLERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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